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This week, Zach and Hales are not two best friends in two different states, but are in fact two best friends in the SAME state! The duo discuss wine and other alcohol, homemade chicken and dumplings, drama, hot sauce, Tinder, a ghostly visitor, sushi, Zach's obsession with Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, 1997's Rocketman, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (NO SPOILERS), South Park: The Stick of Truth, the Twelve Days of Milkshake Stout from Rochester Mills, Silicon Valley, and Never Alone! And you want to take the same web quiz we took this week (regarding Star Wars), you can even do that! Happy Holidays!

This week, Zach and Hales discuss Haleigh's importance, final exams, the worst things that can happen to Zach, Bastion, what arguments are like between Haleigh and Zach, Kenny Rogers, beer pong, Pokemon GO, Walter White as Head of the DEA on SNL, Fate of the Furious, rich people, the Apple Store, WestWorld, and The Stick of Truth! The best friends then take a quiz to find out if they will find love in 2017, and you can take that same quiz too!

This week, Zach and Hales discuss Haleigh's drinking, The Terminator, grocery shopping, Zachary's birthday, haircuts, The Game Awards, tattoos, Macy the doggo, Zachary dating Haleigh's friends, Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence, PSX 2016, Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day, Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump, and the dumbest names Haleigh has come across on Tinder thus far.

This week, Zach and Hales rap some Pokémon, discuss their Thanksgiving experience, recall Zach channeling some 80's karaoke, and notice that they are poor. Other topics include: football scores, parties, podcasts, In Flames, things that rhyme with Hales On Air, Mark Hamill, Modern Warfare Remastered, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, the Sony Walkman, r/The_Donald, and Moana!

This week, Zach and Hales celebrate Thanksgiving! The friends discuss Zach disliking Pokemon Sun and Moon AND Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Haleigh's adventures on the prairie, our ongoing love affair with A Series of Unfortunate Events, Hamilton, and Christmas. To wrap things up, they do not one but FOUR quizzes (1, 2, 3 and 4)!

This week, Zach and Hales apologize for getting the results of the 2016 Presidential Election so wrong, discuss the emotional rollercoaster that has been the past week, Joe Biden memes, Space Jam's 20th Anniversary, the 15th Anniversary of Halo and the Xbox, and fake news on Facebook. The duo then take a quiz to figure out which character archetypes from Beauty and the Beast they fit into (and Zach is NOT happy)!

This week, Zach and Hales discuss Haleigh's lack of pants, try to figure out what happened to Zach in the past two weeks, National Sandwich Day, and ramble on one last time about the 2016 US Presidential Election! At the end of the show, the best friends take a personality quiz and figure out with presidential primary candidate they're most like!

This week, Zach and Hales return to catch up for another episode of Zach and Hales Make a Podcast! See? We didn't abandon you again. The best friends discuss pre-recording a podcast, Yahoo Answers, Haleigh’s sobriety, cupcakes in the bath, Halloween, what might happen in the news during their short break, and talk about the media they’re looking forward to! They two then end the show with TWO quizzes, which you can find here and here!

This week, Zach and Hales return to podcast-making! The best friends discuss weight loss, Donald Trump, alternate names for themselves and names for babies, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and the video games Hales has beaten recently! The two then wrap things with a web quiz (as always) about what they want for their birthdays (Hales' is today, October 26th!)!

Zach goes on a life or death mission, Hales tells a tinder tale, and the best friends discuss such riveting news as Trump kissing Putin and the awful new Pokemon starters. They go over their weekly favorites including Rocket League and Uncharted, then end by taking a quiz to find out which kind of garbage they are!

After a lot of talk about nuts, Zach and Hales tell their Star Wars Day tales! They also discuss such important news as Chris Hemsworth's baking skills, the sad amount of dislikes CoD is getting, which video games should have replaced Sonic in the video game hall of fame, and more! They also go over their favorites for the week including Shadow of Mordor and The Last of Us before determining which "A Series of Unfortunate Events" characters they are!

This week, Zach and Hales bring each other up to speed on broken toes and broken schmoes (Hales being the schmo). She then raves about Halo 5, Never Alone, and The Jungle Book before the pals dive into all sorts of news! They discuss the White House Correspondents Dinner, Trump's endorsement from the Imperial Wizard, herpes wiping out Australian Carp, and more! Lastly, you couldn't have May the Fourth pass by without some Star Wars fun, so they find out which creatures from a galaxy far, far away they are!

After hearing some fun Metallica news, Zach gives a rundown on all the different alcohols he consumed the week prior at various events. Hales  then fills us in on her cat watching situation, new tattoo, recent band interviews, and her third local show. Then the pair remembers Prince, talk about cute baby animals at the zoo, go over some games they've been playing like Halo and Star Fox, and close it all out with a Nature vs. Nurture quiz!

Zach and Hales aren't feeling too hot this time around, but they're still back for weekly fun! Zach shares his heroic story, Hales has some interview issues, and the pair discuss Bill Clinton, Boaty McBoatface, video games, and more! They also do a ridiculous quiz to see which rare disease they have based on WebMd.

This week, Hales finds out why Zach was sporting a lovely heels and speedo ensemble. They also break down the new Rogue One and Suicide Squad trailers, question XHamster.com, figure out which games they should stream in the future, and become one with their assigned Disney Princesses!

Zach and Hales recap their crazy night at the bar together, reminisce on the American Pie movies and go over lots of particularly interesting news about video games and this wacky planet we live on. Then they take an extensive quiz to find out who is nerdiest once and for all!

Zach and Hales try to remember what they did this week, which led to a weird conversation about Easter bunnies and finger nails. They also argue about the quality of Top Gun, unravel the mystery of why Hales doesn't drink milk, debate on whether remastered/remade games are as good as the originals, and finally end their discussion with a fun instagram quiz!

Zach and Hales have a kerfuffle over word definitions, reminisce on their drunken St. Paddy's Day shenanigans, discuss embarrassing date tales, and find out what's #saferthanatrumprally! The friends also test their Easter knowledge with a game of fact or thoughts of a stoned peep.

Zach and Hales recap Gamers For Giving, skim over Hales' dating life, discuss the circus that is U.S. politics, and find out what kind of drunk they'll be on St. Patrick's Day!

Zach and Hales discuss Rick and Morty, take a side trip to 00's pop culture, tell their dreadful car tales, reminisce on nostalgic video games, and find out what their career SHOULD be. We also tell you all about Gamers For Giving, happening this week/weekend on all things Secret Stage!