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Are Chris and Mariah each other's ride-or-die? Will Danny ever come back from New York City? Has life become the ideology of its own absence in the presence of post-structuralist phenomena, within the gables of radically resturctured, western, social modalities in the 21st century? Find out, as Chris and Mariah host this week's episode of "YOU'RE IN MY TOP 5!"

Danny thinks he's a psychoanalyst because he watched some YouTube videos. Chris tries to move out of Tucson. And, a secret special guest gives his silent approval as these two knuckleheads talk through their childhood trauma, prostitution, and modern-day societal angst.

Chris is conflicted about giving condom advice, Danny makes a girl cry, and other other adventures about the nature of telling the truth in the 21st Century.

Danny might be gay. Also, Chris and Dan discuss the strangeness of sexual identity, fear and tribalism, and the uqiquity of the phrase "I am"--over a nice bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Chris and Dan discuss the respective sounds of their voices and wax eloquently on the nature of the creative process. They even include an more-or-less-quote from Ernest Hemingway.