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...this episode is only 35 mins (and Maureen thought she saw a laser). Sorry if Tony offended anyone who works in a camera store... Is tipping the same as bribing?  🦞🦞🦞 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

We answer a few calls this week, one being from a friend asking us our opinion on a sex toy called the BALLDO. We also go into it about the stigmas of the fabled "smelly vagina," as well as the usual smattering of other topics! Thanks for listening and feel free to call our voicemail and leave us a message about anything you'd wanna hear us talk about. The number is 917.310.5262 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Call us and leave us a voicemail at 917-310-5262 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Give us a call and leave us a voicemail. Your question/comment/suggestion/insult could be heard on a future episode. Our number is 917.310.5262. This week we kick back some beers, smoke a joint, and just shoot the shit. We cover the gamut of politics, sex, and dudes drinking the blood of girls on instagram. Enjoy the episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Our friend Zac makes a guest appearance on the podcast this week for the Gen Z perspective on whatever tf we ended up talking about. HEY GIVE US A CALL AT 917.310.5262 AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL. <3 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

We have hit our 25th episode! 1/4 of the way to 100!  Call and leave us a voicemail at 917.310.5262 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Call us and leave us a voicemail at 917-310-5262 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

This week we take a test to figure out what type of sexual deviants we are. If you wanna take the test and follow along with us it's bdsmtest.org and we did the short version of the test... Which still took us like an hour --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Welcome to our Jordan episode! Number 23!  Seasonal/Pandemic/Regular depression is kicking our asses. This week we sit down and talk about how apps have gamified everything from the creative process to dating. We also reflect on what might have been the last good day for a walk in NYC this year, and oh yea we talk about sex and all the other shit we normally harp on.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Back from our break and right back into the shit we go! Boys lets get one thing straight, Maureen might look sexually confident online, but she's sexually submissive... SO MAN UP AND MAKE A MOVE --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

We forgot to mention last week that we'd be taking this week off. In the meantime leave us a voicemail for topics to talk about on upcoming episodes, 917-310-5262 Thanks! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

You know how Tony recites that stupid phone number of ours every week (917-310-5262)? WELL WE FINALLY ANSWERED THE VOICEMAILS! Thanks to everyone who called in, and if you haven't called in, now would be a good time to do it! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

It's our 20th official episode! This podcast can almost drink. Well we put it out there last week we were looking for dual citizenship, and Australia pulled up quick to wife us up... Find out all about it on this episode --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Currently taking applications for European husbands and wives, looking to come up on some dual citizenship! Well we always said we were trying to avoid politics because we don’t know enough... So today see just how little we know! (This was recorded last week prior to finding out Biden had won... Thank god) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Fellas, is it gay to wipe your ass? Do y'all recycle nudes? When you move, do you pack the day of? A lot of questions in this podcast... Oh yea, and it's election day, so while you're waiting in line today to vote, put this on and ask yourself these important questions as we work through another week of our twisted minds. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Alex is back this week and we're discussing the difference between horror films and halloween films, some of our favorite scary movies, and Tony admits his fear of angels. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Remember last week when we didn't talk about dating or sex? That was a fun, "safe for work" episode wasn't it? Well that was short lived. This week we're back at it discussing date etiquette, the pros/cons of texting prior to meeting your online tinderoni, groin grooming trends, and more. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

We don’t talk about sex and dating for once; revisiting last weeks ending topic of Fred Perry and Skinhead culture.... We discuss experiences growing up in the punk/hardcore scene, launch fashion/drop culture and 12 step programs - and yet it’s still funny. Thank you marijuana! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Tony bombs a date and Maureen teaches him about stove topping. It's a brave new world y'all. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message

Brain shrinkage, ouija boards, and body counts - oh my! Try to learn the cons of drinking and waste 50 mins of your time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/your-two-loudest-friends/message