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January is a little late for this story, but don't let that stop you from listening to this sexy Christmas tale. Full story here.

"Net Neutrality" is a story that centers on the guy who would let your ISP charge you extra to download this podcast. It's that jerkface Ajit Pai!

If you're been waiting for a clean episode, this is it! This is the noir story of one man's encounter with Alex Jones, the only Nazi that our tech overlords saw as a threat to their business model. At least, I delivered it like a noir story. Guest starring Kylie Clark as the Globalist Archdemon.

Hiccup and Toothless from the How to Train Your Dragon series gain an indestructible bond through some very dubious lovemaking in this super weird piece of fan fiction.

Who is the real couple in Beauty and the Beast? Belle and the Beast barely have a relationship. Truly, the one couple that matters is Gaston and LeFou.

What if Emperor Palpatine had decided that he'd prefer to build a strip club instead of a Death Star?

When all the students are home for the summer, Hogwarts feels more than a little empty. Good thing he knows a giant squid who's capable of filling him up.