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& Rob's Your Uncle - An Advice Variety Show
58 minutes | Aug 30, 2018
Ep. 22 - ARYU Crystal Daddy?
53 minutes | Aug 23, 2018
Ep. 21 - ARYU Forrest Klump?
58 minutes | Aug 16, 2018
Ep. 20 take 2 - ARYU The RaMOANs or the Hard Bodies
61 minutes | Aug 9, 2018
Ep. 20 - ARYU Garbage Men? Yes... Yes We Are.
Ordinarily I wouldn't recomend anyone listen to this one because — well because the title says it all about this one. However, if you are a content creator and need a pick me up or even just a normal person who wants to feel better about yourself, give this one a go. A lot of podcasts don't make it past episode 20 and this is truly why. Twentieth episodes are cursed by some sort of trash goblin. So really, current audience, we are very sorry about this one. New people stopping by, hope this makes you feel better about your quality and we will expect to see ya never. Thanks for stopping by.Sincerely,The Garbage Men
60 minutes | Aug 2, 2018
Ep. 19 - ARYU Lower Eating with Vinny Ribando
With our guest being a professional in the audio industry, how this episode became the terrible horror that is “the one about farts”, is beyond me. Really it is the one about love, open relationships, boba tea, farts, and cucumber messes. But mostly – It’s farts all the way down. I am very sorry about that Suggested Talking Points: Lower eating two wet pillows • Polyamory and other great stuff! • Pop-Lock-Drop-unleash • An Exploited Typo • Vapor Daddy
51 minutes | Jul 26, 2018
Ep. 18 - ARYU Prepared for WWC?
50 minutes | Jul 19, 2018
Ep. 17 - ARYU Mrs. B’s Creampie Facials?
In this completely raw, all sippy episode, we answer some 100% real questions from truly real people that definitely were not appropriated creations from other people's I.P. This week we experience Rob's pilot episode of & Scoob's Your Uncle, 3 separate computer failures, tear down the system, and again help out some VERY real people.
56 minutes | Jul 16, 2018
Ep. 16 - ARYU Daddy Virginia and the Mystery Bleeps?
Wastin' away again in StupidDummyVilleSearching for our very late episodeSome people say thag there's a Rabo to blameBut I know, it's all Tyler's fault Well.... We done fucked up and we are sorry! There's a lot of excuses of why we are late and if you want an itemized list, get at us. The importqnt thing is we are here now and have come to whisper our sage wisdom right into your sweet sweet ear holes. A few friends stop by this week to make up for our tardiness. First, Rob brings us gis new friend, Daddy Virginia. Then we are visted by returning guest, Randy "The Computer Shitting Virus" Ramderson to help us make everything run smoothly. We have our first installment of Biweekly Correspondence: Eye Spy with Ian. Lastly, a new mystery guest, The Bleep, introduces a new segment of "What Did They Bleep?!" Can you figure it out? Why wouldn't they just cut it, if it was offensive?? And if it wasn't offensive, why would you bleep it?? Good question! It wasn't my idea.Suggested Talking Points: Daddy Virginia • Dats a Bad Puttytat • unkiHow • MyStErY bLeEp • Uncle Rob's Prom-School/The D.A.R.E Resurgence
63 minutes | Jul 4, 2018
Ep. 15 - ARYU 'Merica Full of Pride?!
Happy Birthday, America!Come on in, Shuga! Welcome to the party! We got dogs on the fire, peeburs in the cooler, and a knowledge bomb to drop. This week we are here for one reason and one reason only. Because we said we would be. ...Okay, two reasons and two reasons only. Because we said we would be and to honor this GREAT country of ours. This week we show a little state pride by talking about county fairs, specifically the Boone County fair. Here in illinois, its pretty famous. NBD. We completely missed the bar on helping you get a job — and also just plain understanding eachother. We give you a few grillin' tips. Oh, and did we mention, we wrote the new hit song to represent this beautiful country of ours? This song is so beautiful you'll cry tears of pride as if you just saw a bald eagle holding a PBR in one hand, Old Glory in the other, a gun in another, craddling a baby in another, and Sadam's head gripped in it's tallons, and the baby takes a cigar out of his mouth and says "Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!" That's right, a four handed Eagle holding the dopest baby alive! Look at you, you're crying already! And noone could blame you...Have a great and safe 4th everybody!The song is titled "On Eagles Wings: When Eagles Soar" and is available at aryucast.bandbamp.com
59 minutes | Jun 28, 2018
Ep. 14 - ARYU Goobers?
First, we would like to reach out our hands in support for all of those affected by the passing of XXXTentacion. He was mentioned in this recording just days before he was shot. Our deepest condolences.In this, the most ribbled of episodes, Tyler forgot to compile a normal list of questions. As a result, all of you goobers get your time to shine. Buzzwords for you new comers? How about Disney/Pixar? How about free flowing sexuality and swinger lifestyles? How about Spongebob? How about politics?...okay we dont talk politics but we got you News Nerds checkin us out! Give us a shot. You can bore yourself later!Suggested Talking Points: Goobers • Wall-E's murder spree • The Canary • Weiner envy • Mullet love
59 minutes | Jun 21, 2018
Ep. 13 - ARYU Harry Pooter and the Tetris Weeaboo Lord of the Twilight Rings
Harry Potter, Ash Ketchum, Forest Gump, and Arthur the Aardvark walk into a Pac-Mouth. The bartender, who is Peppa Pig, eyes them over and says "You guys too, huh? Well, you can have a seat next to Joey Lawrence, Frasier, The Royal Baby and the others who have been disgraced on that podcast. And watch your fuckin' mouth! NO SWEARING!"Suggested Talking Points: The Podcast Revival • patreon.com/KindaWatchAlmostForestGumpRunButLikeModernAndCoolAndHeHasOneOfThoseMetalBeards • Let sleeping deer lie • Arthur meets Skrillex
66 minutes | Jun 14, 2018
Ep. 12 - ARYU Roddy B. and the Pussycats
How do you feel about being alienated by politics you have never heard of or forgot about? Well that's not what we are interested in doing. But we are intrested in getting Ol' Blaggy Bones (Rod Blagojevich) on the show as our next guest. If nothing else more than to address him as Roddy B. Best thing about it is Mr. Trump seems to be in favor of this collab and is going to possibly aid us in accomplish this goal. Rob forgets every word he says, Tyler cries for a full week straight for 3 reasons, & everyone has fun at the expense of the Church Household and their perfectly normal petnames for things...Suggested Talking Points: Rob v. Rod v. The World • Trampolines & Hamilton • Swords & Lasers • A Nana Named Pesci
64 minutes | Jun 7, 2018
Ep. 11 - ARYU The Golden Nephew
That's right, internet friend we have never met in the meat space. You've been imortalized in a podcast title as the Prodigal Son Returns! ..again...This week the kids have gone done it again! Uncle Rob throws shade at another celebrity, tries to ruin your anonymity, & writes a love letter. To whom, you might ask? *Crunch* The world may never know...Tyler is also there. Suggested Talking Points: Celebrity Shade • Toonies & V8P1A1?!??!??!?! • Love Letter • Kibber & The Crack Whores
67 minutes | May 31, 2018
Ep. 10 - ARYU A Double Cowboy Gumshoe
Do y'all like segments? 'Cause we've got segments! Being a little light on questions Rob and Tyler introduce a couple new segments, develop the best technique for security management, and write a few jingles.Suggested Talking Points: Tyler's a big fat phony! • Wasted Topics • unkiHow! • Get A Job • Cuddle Budz • We miss you
69 minutes | May 24, 2018
Ep. 9 - ARYU Afraid of the Dork?
There is a slightly different dynamic at the Break Time Studios this week. Josh relocates to Rob's, Rob talks asks about your... something nerdy - I can't remember, & Tyler discusses the sleepy time sorcerer we call Bob Ross.Suggested Talking Points: Josh's Self Defense Training • Pyramid of the Dews • Octo-Ross ASMR • Scary Boys • LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK! • Office Non-Romance
70 minutes | May 17, 2018
Ep. 8 - ARYU Marty?
This week, believe it or not, words were said!We talk family, pets, the dangers of online dating, and launch our new website to submit completely anonymous questions (ARYUsite.com)Suggested Talking Points: Marty • Nasty Nana • Secret Hamster • Get A Job • Noodling • Secret of the Ooz • Punk Ass Pigeon • #SorryJosh We would also like to extend our apologies to our intern Josh at this point. Things got...heated, and we are sorry.
63 minutes | May 10, 2018
Ep. 7 - ARYU Dick King? with Michael Metcalf
PLEASE listen past the first 20 seconds! PLEASE! Also, Nana? You can just go ahead and skip this one... This one is NOT for you.Look out Mandy Patinkin, Hugh Jackman, & Chris Perkins! Because our guest this week is here to play! Okay, we lied. We set up a joke in the intro that doesn't pay off (You had one job Tyler! ONE JOB!), make up the rules to a mystery game, teach Rob how to find love, discuss not-so-fine dining, & teach artists how to art.Suggested Talking Points: Sergio & Amoeba stories • Dick King • You've met your match: a Tinder story • The Starfish, The Gypsy, & The 9 volt • Art inception
67 minutes | May 3, 2018
Ep. 6 - ARYU Cute AF?
You've made it! You've arrived at the latest episode of the international hit podcast & Rob's Your Uncle. Okay maybe not a hit, but we are very excited our downloads aren't all my mom in Illinois. Thank you guys so much for your support, kind words, and sending us your queries! You can send any question, story, or words strung together in any order to ARYUcast@gmail.com OR (413)99UNCLE This week we help you get that money, make that money, and keep that money. Suggested Talking Points: Across The Pond, Uncle Rob - Too Cute To Boot, 3 O'clock Congo, AARP, Corncob, Our Dom Jeans
58 minutes | Apr 26, 2018
Ep. 5 - ARYU High!?
Have you ever like thought about how we make a bunch of vibrations into the void and your brain understands it as something new each week? Are animals self-aware? Like does a dog ever think about what it's like to be a dog? What would the world be like if there was no form of communication? Is there a limit to human thought? Were The Truman Show and The Matrix just devices implemented by a "guiding hand" to incept a sense of security and thoughts of "How preposterous?!" or "This could never happen!"We don't answer any of these questions, but they are something that eats away at one half of this podcast every day.We do, on the other hand, talk about some High-tend wisdom, sort out the Star Wars series, save some money, and forget to say "yes" - like even once... *Sigh* sorry...I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that people who work in the HV/AC industry are very skilled and just like the BEST people. That is all.
66 minutes | Apr 19, 2018
Ep. 4 - ARYU Nana?
Greetings traveler & welcome to another episode. This week we come SO close to cracking the mystery of our intro. Rob gets nostalgic, Tyler gives a ride, and we meet our third cohost.Suggested Talking Points: Intro Ideas, Beanie Babies, Gallagher 3, Nana, Our New Cohost Freddy
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