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4 Succ hosts join this episode, including Justine back from her brief hiatus. The crew discusses such topics as super duper gonorrhea, Brad Pitt's LGBTQ+ flavored GQ photoshoot, and the FDA's draconian 1984esque tyrannical banning of Juul e-cigarettes, among other important topics of the day. The Succ is: Kimberly Bertrand (https://twitter.com/bertrandmedia) Phil Buck (https://linktr.ee/PhilBuck) Dome Chomsky (https://twitter.com/punishedgarage) Knives McGee (https://twitter.com/KnivesMcGeee) Matt Moir (https://twitter.com/distastefulman) Willow Washburn (https://twitter.com/thrillowthrash)   Drop a Rating and Review on Apple Podcasts please! It will help more people find The Succ. Join our Discord and Support at https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod   Intro/Outro Music by J. Pupa (https://nightleather.bandcamp.com)

Ashley, Matt, Willow and Phil once again turn the reins of the show over to artificial intelligence. We let the robots name the next 60 episodes of our show AND generate the cover art for some truly bizarre and hilarious results. Plus we dunk on the Penguin cosplayer who wants to take a Google chatbot to Burning Man.   Watch the video version at https://youtu.be/D3yHdkhmkdM   The Succ is: Kimberly Bertrand (https://twitter.com/bertrandmedia) Phil Buck (https://linktr.ee/PhilBuck) Dome Chomsky (https://twitter.com/punishedgarage) Knives McGee (https://twitter.com/KnivesMcGeee) Matt Moir (https://twitter.com/distastefulman) Willow Washburn (https://twitter.com/thrillowthrash)   Drop a Rating and Review on Apple Podcasts please! It will help more people find The Succ. Join our Discord and Support at https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod   Intro/Outro Music by J. Pupa (https://nightleather.bandcamp.com)

3 Succ hosts find a surprising and unexpected guest as the infamous Chill Neil joins the show. We discuss important matters such as bed times, mayonnaise, and if it's ok to break your spaghetti noodles before boiling them. Plus Chill Neil debuts a smooth soul tune about mayo. Video episode available at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvx3NIwIkFs  The Succ is: Kimberly Bertrand (https://twitter.com/bertrandmedia) Phil Buck (https://linktr.ee/PhilBuck) Dome Chomsky (https://twitter.com/punishedgarage) Knives McGee (https://twitter.com/KnivesMcGeee) Matt Moir (https://twitter.com/distastefulman) Willow Washburn (https://twitter.com/thrillowthrash)    Drop a Rating and Review on Apple Podcasts please! It will help more people find The Succ. Join our Discord and Support at https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod Intro/Outro Music by J. Pupa (https://nightleather.bandcamp.com)

This week we're doing something a little different, as Ashley and Matt interview "John", a friend of the pod, who has a crazy story to tell similar to a recent Netflix documentary about a fertility doctor who took more than a few liberties with his donor samples throughout the years. The Succ is: Kimberly Bertrand (https://twitter.com/bertrandmedia) Phil Buck (https://linktr.ee/PhilBuck) Justine Linette (https://twitter.com/punishedgarage) Ashley Gordon (https://twitter.com/SalisburySkank) Matt Moir (https://twitter.com/distastefulman) Willow Washburn (https://gamesbrown.bandcamp.com/)   Drop a Rating and Review on Apple Podcasts please! It will help more people find The Succ. Join our Discord and Support at https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod Intro/Outro Music by J. Pupa (https://nightleather.bandcamp.com)

4 Succ hosts welcome guest Dugan Nash to mint our very own Air Buddies NFT and unpack the deep Air Bud lore. Plus, the gang gets Morb-pilled and discusses how Polycules are like the Megazord, how making your murder “epic” can get your sentence reduced and of course pussy cereals. Thanks to our sponsors Grinding Coffee Co. Use promo code BEANPASS at https://grindingcoffee.co/ for 10% off Video episode available at https://youtu.be/piBGPwwKC-s The Succ is: Kimberly Bertrand (https://twitter.com/bertrandmedia) Phil Buck (https://linktr.ee/PhilBuck) Justine Linette (https://twitter.com/punishedgarage) Ashley Gordon (https://twitter.com/SalisburySkank) Matt Moir (https://twitter.com/distastefulman) Willow Washburn (https://gamesbrown.bandcamp.com/)   Drop a Rating and Review on Apple Podcasts please! It will help more people find The Succ. Join our Discord and Support at https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod Intro/Outro Music by J. Pupa (https://nightleather.bandcamp.com)

4 Succ hosts meet up to discuss the secret ingredient in Arby's milkshakes that brings all the boys to the yard. Plus, Willow gives us a review of the Flaming Hot Mountain Dew, everyone shares their go-to McDonald's order, and once again we dunk on Jordan Peterson and Elon Musk. Video episode available at https://youtu.be/P8khxxXQPmQ The Succ is: Kimberly Bertrand (https://twitter.com/bertrandmedia) Phil Buck (https://linktr.ee/PhilBuck) Justine Linette (https://twitter.com/punishedgarage) Ashley Gordon (https://twitter.com/SalisburySkank) Matt Moir (https://twitter.com/distastefulman) Willow Washburn (https://gamesbrown.bandcamp.com/)   Drop a Rating and Review on Apple Podcasts please! It will help more people find The Succ. Join our Discord and Support at https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod Intro/Outro Music by J. Pupa (https://nightleather.bandcamp.com)

4 Succ Mutants join forces to rap about the consequences of niche internet micro-celebrity, how Bernie could have won if not for Chill Neil, the plight of incels and femcels, and most importantly, launching the Frito-Lays boycott to solve the baby formula crisis. The Succ is: Kimberly Bertrand (https://twitter.com/bertrandmedia) Phil Buck (https://linktr.ee/PhilBuck) Justine Linette (https://twitter.com/punishedgarage) Ashley Gordon (https://twitter.com/SalisburySkank) Matt Moir (https://twitter.com/distastefulman) Willow Washburn (https://gamesbrown.bandcamp.com/)   Drop a Rating and Review on Apple Podcasts please! It will help more people find The Succ. Join our Discord and Support at https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod Intro/Outro Music by J. Pupa (https://nightleather.bandcamp.com)

Once again, (most of) the girls are breaking the patriarchal shackles to talk Taylor's armpits, Kim's stolen valor, and Mid Marilyn. Then, after unpacking the new dichotomy of comics, revisiting the cases against Dave Chappelle and Drew Carey, and reaching into Bob Barker's $100 pocket, Justine makes one final plea to PETAphiles and the great nation of Brazil to let her neverending bird nightmare, uh... end. 

A never before Succed host line up of Ashley, Matt and Phil discuss the soggiest of internet biscuits such as an update on Cryptoland, Elon Musk’s bid to buy Twitter, how the Sims 3 somehow became Russian propaganda, the forthcoming menthol cigarette ban and even… wait for it… intromission.

5 Succ hosts welcome guest Chris Ranney (@ranneychrist) for discussions on villains that did nothing wrong, best practices for reply guys, and why you shouldn’t let your boyfriend tunnel. Plus - we debunk the viral r/antiwork troll post making the rounds.

This episode sports 5 Succ hosts discussing in great depth the great Wheel of Guys, along with Elon's switch to major Twitter shareholder, and more. Mostly the wheel though. We really go off about the wheel.

4 of your heroic Succ hosts discuss the anti-woke film festival, no one’s favorite new fox employee, an analysis of trailer park hotness, and Pokémon typing. Plus, Justine speaks out on important topics including her unjust twitter suspension.

3 Succ hosts welcome guest Jason Cantu for a trauma bonding session about growing up with Jehovah’s Witnesses. We pour one out for our fallen Twitter Queen Justine now known as punishedgarage. Plus we talk about urethra sounding with tumblers (on Tumblr?), the tragedy of Piss Jug Erasure, and more.

What happened to Kim and Willow? Find out in the first ever Succ two-hander!

We have a tight lineup of Succ hosts this episode with Ashley, Justine, and Matt taking on such topics as assessing your sobriety level in the bathroom mirror at a party, this years Iditarod, Kim K's comments on the death of America's hustlenomics rise and grindset, and of course baby Jesus' foreskin.

5 of your loving Succ hosts gather to discuss human tragedies wrought in the pursuit of blowjobs, ben shapiro putting a shotgun in the mouth of metaphors, fumbling a 10 million dollar bag, and the unexpected Young Thug/Seth MacFarlane crossover we didn’t know we needed. Support us with a pledge on Patreon. The Succ is: Kimberly Bertrand (https://twitter.com/bertrandmedia) Phil Buck (https://linktr.ee/PhilBuck) Justine Linette (https://twitter.com/kielbasagarage) Ashley Gordon (https://twitter.com/SalisburySkank) Matt Moir (https://twitter.com/distastefulman) Willow Washburn (https://gamesbrown.bandcamp.com) Drop a Rating and Review on Apple Podcasts please! It will help more people find The Succ. Join our Discord and Support at https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod Intro/Outro Music by J. Pupa (https://nightleather.bandcamp.com)

Rare 3-Succ lineup of Willow, Phil, and Matt discuss our “own personal Ukraines,” Jesus as the head of an MLM scheme, meta-mating, and the David Chase cut of Arthur’s final episode. .

Get the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/thesucc 4 Succ hosts take on their most cancelable moments, ass vs. tiddies, and questions from The Succ Listenership. You asked about The Succ Creed and Commandments, if we have ever stolen lawn decorations, and our worst awkward high school memories, and we answered! Plus, Phil does a song about “Penetration.”

4 Succ hosts join up to discuss My Pillow relief for the Freedom Convoy, Super Bowl halftime show failings*, if centaurs are the bisexuals of furries, and the very serious matter of "Dyshorsphia." Justine premieres the first edition of Kielbasa Kabal re: The Kandahar Giant. Plus, Rule 34 for concrete trucks, Phil does Soup Review, and we determine if Lunchables would exist under communism. *Not including Prince Join our Patreon for more content: https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc

On an episode notably missing both Super Bowl and Valentine's references, 4 Succ hosts take on the important rhetoric surrounding horny Build-a-Bears, the Freedom Convoy, NFTS, the Tinder Swindler, and even get bamboozled by more "Chappelle discourse." Plus we ponder what if Genghis Khan had more pizzazz?