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Ye Who Answers
45 minutes | May 30, 2021
The Finale: The End of an Era
On 4 May 2021, Yahoo Answers died; and as it was written we must also die. In this episode, we honor our blood pact and cancel Ye Who Answers, but not before reminiscing about some of our favorite questions, and answering a few new ones. Even a couple from the Yahoo Answers Team themselves.
49 minutes | Feb 22, 2021
Episode 27: More Stupid Questions, Please
In this episode, a couple of silly boys pretend they can talk the serious talk with the big boys as they answer questions about cultural appropriation, a statute of limitations on engagements, and the perfect gym routine.
60 minutes | Feb 7, 2021
Episode 26: From Semis to Boundaries
In this episode, Clayton, not a nurse, and Clare, a nurse, return to tell whimsical tales of their recent travels, before getting down to business and joining in on answering some quandaries concerning lockdown loopholes and unreciprocated sexting.
43 minutes | Jan 24, 2021
Episode 25: I Want Latex Inside Me
In this episode, we revisit an old segment and check out the news according to Yahoos, before providing sassy advice to Q's about left-handers, considered donations, and how to get a reluctant boyfriend to wear a condom.
48 minutes | Jan 10, 2021
Episode 24: We Don't Know How to Use Books
It's a new year and we're back with the same old format. Not everything's the same though. We do have all new questions, which is good... right? Anyway, in this episode, we answer q's involving a destination wedding, a change of relationship status, and a couple of just sleepy teens.
61 minutes | Dec 20, 2020
Episode 23: The First Christmas Special
In this Christmas themed episode, we celebrate a recently created commercial holiday, break some societal gender norms, discuss our childhood Christmases, shatter a fledgling relationship, and finally invent some Easter carols.
70 minutes | Oct 11, 2020
Episode 22: Iron Wielding Rock Lobster
In this packed season finale, Clayton returns with some tales of his recent family getaway before helping us with some questions involving walking on the sun, exorcisms, a goth cowboy, and a siege girlfriend.We'll be back in 10 weeks with an obligatory Christmas Special and then return in the new year.
42 minutes | Sep 27, 2020
Episode 21: F the Mystic Pie at the Pie Festival
In this episode, we determine the funniest Beatle and discuss casting for a live-action Avatar: The Last Airbender before setting out on a few quests to resolve the problems of a dissatisfied phallus owner, a disturbing neighborhood watcher, a recently separated Facebook user, and a disappointed birthday dreamer.
43 minutes | Sep 14, 2020
Episode 20: Fine Ass Glass
In this episode, we hear a revolting rural rumor before getting down to business answering questions concerning disagreements largely revolving around noodles, a fart in a bottle, stanky feet, and a freaky geek.
37 minutes | Aug 30, 2020
Episode 19: One on Onesie
In this unconventional one-on-one episode we get nostalgic about shows that don't hold up as well as the ASMR of our generation: the sound of a VHS tape rewinding at top speed. All the while answering pivotal questions of our time concerning unfulfilled wet dreams, growing old, and a forbidden haircut.
46 minutes | Aug 16, 2020
Episode 18: Karens & Darrens
In this episode we berate the entitled; from a teen whose party was cancelled due to the pandemic to the Karens and Darrens who just want to speak to the manager. Eliciting a few stories of irksome encounters from one of our own during his time in customer service. We also weigh up whether the pursuit of a max cape in Runescape might be a feasible career.
36 minutes | Aug 2, 2020
Episode 17: Deleted Scenes (Part II)
In this episode we go back through the annals of history to unearth bits and questions that we never thought would see the light of day. Such questions might involve a prematurely planned pregnancy, a rubber heist and how to evolve a Graveler. I say might, but I know for a fact they do.
51 minutes | Jul 19, 2020
Episode 16: Ninja Tech
In this episode, we contemporaneously reveal our obsession with Hamilton and tell a neoteric tale of a sex shop visit, before answering a few Q's about a Coronavirus vaccine, an impending faux pas, and a peculiar bedroom growl.
47 minutes | Jul 5, 2020
Episode 15: Thong Wrong
In this episode, we get a news update from the reliable sources at Yahoo Answers and go on to rank the Star Wars films, all the while answering some questions about an extreme hanging donut game, adolescent panty pilfering, a late night call conundrum, and a young lady who has a volleyball tournament on Sunday.There were issues in recording during the first half; just pretend we were on a zoom call.
44 minutes | Jun 21, 2020
Episode 14: A Good Revenge
In this episode we put apparel in their place, plot revenge for a transitory student, and simultaneously learn about butt pads and expertly solve a related problem.
44 minutes | Jun 7, 2020
Episode 13: Green Butter from Outer Space
In this episode, Clare the nurse returns to help in our continued our effort to let men who want to wear traditionally women's clothes know that it's fine, debate a third option to the Australian republic referendum, solve a pool game mishap, and we thank her and, vicariously, all front-line workers during these COVID times.
49 minutes | May 24, 2020
Episode 12: Murder on the La-Z-Boy Express
In this episode, we discuss sodas that were lost to the 90's, what job Donkey Kong had that required him to wear that tie, and imagine and solve a nursing home based murder. We also fulfill our obligation to read questions and subsequently respond, in a new segment borne out of a lack of preparation and cautiously titled the Gameboy Advance (let's call it an homage). Covering topics that range from a crack pipe discovery debacle to a malevolent mother (and by range, I mean those two things, exclusively).
51 minutes | May 10, 2020
Episode 11: Maury Povich vs. King Solomon
In this episode, we MacGyver bread-makers and then go on to answer burning questions posed by the internet concerning unobserved cat licking (fight urge to make pussy pun), whether we'd get a prenup, a centuries-old debt, an ill-gotten personal computer, and a custody question that has us contemplating the indelible philosophies of King Solomon and Maury Povich.
47 minutes | Apr 26, 2020
Episode 10: Fake Aries Man and the Tantric Edging
In this episode, we try to remain optimistic about the state of the world as we respond to some queries regarding states of pregnancy, spankings for prevalent pineapple peccadilloes, incompatible horoscope pairings, and the crush that got away.
42 minutes | Apr 12, 2020
Episode 9: Deleted Scenes (Part I)
In this episode we do our bit for the podcast environment and recycle old material that didn't make the cut. Lost bits involving nihilistic goldfish, lube for your doobie, Flat-Earthers, and many more; well, like, four more. And we answer timeless questions like how do you stop your 20 year old sister from doing inappropriate things with their boyfriend (*cough* sex *cough*), how did sloths survive this long, and what to do about a relationship between potential step-cousins.
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