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This is the final episode of the WTF Report and Coco and Mercy definitely found a way to make this one different from all of the other episodes. They start things off with the WTF News Shell Game and then share some inner feelings and truths as they reflect on the WTF Report series as a whole. From all of us at BeachLight Broadcasting, thank you so much for allowing us to be a part of your podcast listening experience. We know there are many other podcasts to choose from and we appreciate your patronage. Keep checking the website for a new podcast hosted by Mercy Mohawk coming sometime in January 2019! Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, Happy Holidays, and Best Wishes for the New Year! Links to Stories Raunchy Tourist Trap Known as Sex Island Virgin Wins Trip to Exotic Island with Unlimited Sex and Prostitutes Midwife Earns Big Money Selling Placenta Products and Smoothies BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

Only one more episode left after this one!  But let’s focus on this one for now shall we?  Mercy starts the show off with a story that has really become a pet peeve for him.  Animal rights activists are trying to control what can and can’t be said in the English vernacular.  Say it isn’t so, but it comes straight from the horse’s mouth.  Then, Coco purposefully brings in a below standard beverage for the Beer Pick of the Week segment.  Why you ask?  We don’t exactly know the answer to that.  For the second half, Coco does a story about a man who claims to be a time traveler.  Coco and Mercy go through his prophetic predictions to see if there’s any substance to this whole nonsense.  And finally, what good is an episode without the dessert known as the WTF News Shell Game!  BeachLight Broadcasting Home Pagehttp://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Pagehttp://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music CreditsTitle: Aint No ThingTitle: 6605Artist: BOPDSource: FreeMusicArchive.orgLicense: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting)Artist: FoolBoyMediaSource: FreeSound.orgLicense: CC BY-NC 3.0

Coco and Mercy have a very important announcement towards the end of this episode, be sure to catch the news of what’s happening at BeachLight Broadcasting. But before all of that, Coco starts off with a story of a Buddhist Monk Gone Wild…Taiwanese Style! Then, a joint Beer Pick of the Week is an instant success with both Coco and Mercy. With a show going this well, Mercy is proud to bring in his story about an Orangutan prostitute from Borneo. The robotic sex dolls don’t sound so bad anymore now do they? And finally, it’s on to the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

This episode starts off with an update on our favorite bionic penis-man. It’s the update we were waiting for. He’s all healed up and revving to go at it. Then, Coco shares a story about a man who thought he had a runny nose. However, he soon finds out that, that wasn’t snot that was dripping from his nostrils. Then it’s on to a proper Beer Pick of the Week prefaced by Coco and Mercy explaining what happened to last week’s Beer Pick of the Week segment in episode 34. Fear not, BeachLighters! The boys are back with a beer this week. For the second half, Mercy discusses a story of love, passion, money, disappointment, despair, violence, murder, and dinner! And finally, let’s end this one off with the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

This is perhaps the first (and last) episode where we don’t have a Beer Pick of the Week segment. Coco and Mercy have some explaining to do on this topic in next week’s episode. But, let’s get this episode started with a story about a man who has had a crush on an old schoolmate for decades. This story does indeed have an interesting twist at the end and Coco is ready to deliver on that promise. Then Mercy continues the theme of the show with yet another strange story about a man who ends up marrying his crush which happens to be a Japanese fictional character. What could possibly go wrong with this story? Then it’s on to the WTF News Shell Game! Links to Stories Decades Old Crush Virtual Suffering BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

Better known as “ole number 33” around the BeachLight Broadcasting Studio, this episode has its fair share of bizarrely dim stories. Mercy starts the show off with a story about puppy love…only it has nothing to do with dogs! The term “pup” is used in a gay BDSM relationship to describe a subordinate/submissive partner within the relationship itself. Some revelations are clearly realized as the details of this story unfold. Then, it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week segment. Mercy brings in yet another beer for the boys to sample and rave about. Coco takes on the second story and it’s ultra-violent. A lady takes on dozens of stab wounds from her deranged husband. The real shocker likes in what she wants to do with him after the entire ordeal is over. And finally, we end things off with another installment of the WTF News Shell Game. BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

Let’s start this episode with a new method for men to feel like they are packing a little more heat between those legs. Coco discussed and details this new and dangerous method of inflating the size of the old peter. Then, Mercy saves the day with a respectable and likable Beer Pick of the Week. He then takes it away to his story about a man who has mutilated his face to look like a skeleton. And finally, it’s on to the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

Coco and Mercy are back from break with some new stories. Mercy warms up the show with an article about a new line of clothing and pillows which are designed to absorb and mask the smell of flatulence! Then it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week. Coco rolls the dice and takes a risk on another “third-world lager”, but this time, there may be a pleasant surprise. The second story is all about a new fad that is prevalent on Chinese social media, the “flaunt your wealth challenge”. It’s an artistically humble way of showing off how much you’re worth. And finally, what episode could be complete without the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

This is the final episode before the break planned for next week. Coco and Mercy will be back with episode 31 within 2 weeks. This is why the packed this episode full of action. Coco and Mercy discuss the true facts about Christopher Columbus and quickly decide that old Chris wasn’t a very heroic person at all. Then, Coco covers a story about a lady who left a list of things for her lover to not do whilst in the relationship. Coco also brings in a very controversial Beer Pick of the Week which Mercy isn’t so sure about. Mercy then takes on the second story which is all about beastiality…but this time it involves a threesome! And finally we treat you to an extended round of the WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

Apologies on the delay in getting this one out to you. Life gets in the way, even for Coco and Mercy. But, it didn’t stop them from bringing another funny episode. Mercy starts off with a story that is definitely up his alley when it comes to pet peeves: a mother files a lawsuit over her child not being good enough to play sports for a specific league! Oh the fun Coco will have watching Mercy deliver this story. Then, it’s on to a very tropical Beer Pick of the Week. This week, Coco brings in a beer brewed on an island! He comes with an accent and all just for this segment (although his accent is from the wrong island). And finally, he must ditch the falsetto accent for a story about a man who is paid to test out (and break) sex dolls! It’s a dream job that Mercy wishes he could have. And if you thought these stories were unbelievable, wait ’til you hear this week’s edition of the WTF News Shell Game! The mug promotion is still going strong throughout episode 30. Only one more week left to leave a review and claim your prize. It’s simple, just leave a review where you get your podcasts from for WTF Report, send us an email, and get a free WTF Report coffee mug! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

The mug promotion is still going strong throughout episode 30. It’s simple, just leave a review where you get your podcasts from for WTF Report, send us an email, and get a free WTF Report coffee mug! Now, let’s get back to the synopsis for this week’s episode. Coco Carver starts things off with a story about the most popular and contemporary sex fetish based on a poll conducted at a sex fair/event. The fetish is one that neither Coco nor Mercy could have guessed! It’s bizarre. Then, Mercy Mohawk brings in a beer for the Beer Pick of the Week segment. It’s new to him, but a classic for Coco. The boys get into character yet again and mimic an accent throughout the entire segment. Next, Mercy Mohawk gets into a story about private parts, drugs, violence, but no sex whatsoever. Find out where one woman hid her stash of drugs (her intruder clearly did and was after the loot)! And finally, we get to our new and exciting WTF News Shell Game! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

The title of this week’s episode just might say it all. Mercy starts the show off with some surprise updates and then gets into his first story which is all about a convict who is complaining and suing for being in prison too long. Where’s the tiny violin when you need one? Then, it’s off to the Beer Pick of the Week segment. Coco brings in a beer from the days of Squirt Ramsgate. What will Mercy think of this and how might he take it? Despite the potential bitter beer face, we move on to the final story of the show which is all about the banning of cat and dog consumption in the US. We also cover the countries which are known to eat cats and dogs more so than any other nations on the planet. Then, finally, it’s time for the WTF News Shell Game segment! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

This week’s installment of the WTF Report is truly different than any other. We have a new segment! First, Coco and Mercy start things off with a story about a man with a bionic penis. It’s pretty much exactly what you think it might be, but with a few turns and twists to the story. We have the emotional and technical details on this one of a kind story! Then, it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week. Mercy Mohawk makes another trip to a liquor store and brings in a nice surprise for the show as Mercy is trying to change his streak of picking mediocre brews (especially as of late). And finally, we get to our last story which redefines the terms spoiled, princess, and freshman in one fell sweep. Mercy introduces you to a college freshman who has a dozen hired helpers to get her through college. Does excess lead to success? Now, cue the drum roll. The WTF Report is happy to introduce a new segment known as the WTF News Shell Game. It works like this, each week one host provides 4 headlines (of which only one belongs to an actual story). The other host has one week to decide which is the real story. With WTF type content, it’s a lot harder than it sounds. BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0 Title: Game Show Theme Tune (Modified by BeachLight Broadcasting) Artist: FoolBoyMedia Source: FreeSound.org License: CC BY-NC 3.0

This is an episode you don’t want to miss. It’s not just the number of updates or zany stories that make this one special. Nope. For the first time, Coco and Mercy welcome a guest to the podcast who knows a lot about beer. Introducing Polar Bear! That’s right, we have a guest who rings in the Beer Pick of the Week segment. And, as far as stories go, the first story is all about a man who assaults a beaver. There’s no pun intended on this one. Take it literally as the poor beaver did. If that wasn’t crazy enough, we end things off with a horrifying story about a woman who essentially gave her daughter up to be gang-raped, abused, and killed. The list of atrocities committed is sickening. Hey, we try to end things off on a good note, but this story definitely made the outro a challenge. BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0

This special holiday episode is a day late, but not a dime short! An unexpected event for Coco kept this episode from being released on time, but it’s here now! This episode starts off with a charming story about a sex-crazed dolphin who is terrorizing swimmers, beach-goers, and tourists. Meet Zafar, the perverted dolphin! Then, it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week. Mercy Mohawk rolls the dice and brings in yet another brave pick (following last week’s style and trend). Then, it’s on to the final story of the episode. We get into something that really seems to trigger Coco Carver to no end. Male undergarments are now available which resemble female undergarments in almost every way possible (grrrrrr!). Links to Stories Dolphin Sex Facts Coverage for Manboobs and Manginas BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0

Coco Carver and Mercy Mohawk are back with perhaps the most gruesome and most bizarre WTF-worthy episode of all time. We start things off with a story about a potential Honey Badger candidate. A lady forces herself into a hotel room which she didn’t pay for and owns/pwns the seemingly pathetic staff. Then, Mercy brings in a Beer Pick of the Week which takes the boys back to days past. The nostalgic throwback pick even makes Coco and Mercy change character and take on new personas (just for this segment). Then, it’s off to our final story…brace yourself for a tale about necrophilia. The boys cover the topic in detail and even get into the nuts, bolts, and gruesome details of this bizarre phenomenon of making love to human corpses! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0

Deep and Derek ditch their names and make Coco and Mercy (respectively) official. That’s right, your hosts are now going by their porn star names of Coco Carver and Mercy Mohawk. It’s very fitting for this episode as they explore a story about a beer which is supposed to help with the male sex drive. Could this beer hold the secrets to more virility and a higher libido? What are the ingredients? Is it even possible? Then, it’s on to the Beer Pick of the Week which has nothing to do with sex drive whatsoever. Deep, or shall we say, Coco, brings in a high power beer which he seems to be pretty excited about, but has a hard time remembering its name. Then, it’s on to the second half. Revenge can be sweet and is often referred to as a dish that’s best served cold. But what about serving revenge directly into your boss’s beverage? We cover a true tale about a man who does just that; he delivers his manhood into a cup! BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0

Deep and Derek are back from their break and seem to have taken on the names Coco and Mercy, permanently?! This episode has quite the updates from some previous episodes. We touch base with the lady who wanted to settle down with one ghost and also provide an update on the man who enjoys sex with dolphins. Then, it’s straight to business with our other stories for this week. In no particular order, the boys get into a story about some overly-religious parents who let their child starve to death. When faith in science and the medical community just isn’t there, this is the unfortunate outcome. Also this week, how about a story of beer? How about a story of beer that’s made from the fluids of a woman? Fortunately, this wasn’t the Beer Pick of the Week, because for that, Derek has brought in a much safer and perhaps tastier brew. But, that’s not all. This week also gets into an article written by a foreigner about his observations of the American culture. It’s an outsider’s inside look into our strange ways. Links to Stories Holy Starvation High-Yeast Beer Doing the Blow Hole Americans Can Be Strange BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0

As if beastiality wasn’t bad enough, we have managed to venture deeper down the rabbit hole with a story of men and women who have sex with plants (yes, plants). Animals don’t sound so bad anymore now do they? Then, it’s on to the mystery of the phantom phallus. One man refuses to show women his mysterious member, but has managed to injure many of his lovers with his secretive schlong. It’s a strange story indeed and we have some insight into this madness. And for the Beer Pick of the Week segment, Deep is so tired of losing with polarizing beers, that he brings in a little something special which is sure to win over the hearts and taste bus of both co-hosts…but, will it? Next, we’re off to the first story of the second half which introduces a new trend in raising children called “theybies”. After hearing this triggering story, one thing is clear, they-be crazy! And finally, we end things off with deadly anal blow jobs (many stories of deadly anal blow jobs, thank you very much). BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0

After missing a week, the boys are coming strong with the longest, most action-packed episode ever! They jump right into a story about testing faith with a bullet. A traditional healer stands behind his bullet-proof charm only to realize that it’s not bullet-proof. Then, it’s right back into bestiality. This seems to be a common, ongoing theme here. This time a man claims that the animal winked at him and signaled that it wanted his love. But did the authorities buy this reasoning? For the halftime stretch we take you into yet another fascinating Beer Pick of the Week which has polarized Deep and Derek on this controversial pick. Once they reconcile and reconvene, it’s time for the second half which begins with a story about a man who claims to have been mugged. Where’s the proof? Why it’s the steel tumbler that’s tuck in up his anus, of course. The muggers left it there (hmmm…). And finally, we get into a fascinating story about people who claim to have had multiple sexual experiences with multiple ghosts. Spectrophilia is the name and your crotch will never feel the same. BeachLight Broadcasting Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com WTF Report Home Page http://beachlightbroadcasting.com/index.php/wtfreport Music Credits Title: Aint No Thing Title: 6605 Artist: BOPD Source: FreeMusicArchive.org License: CC BY 3.0