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Would you rather: Have Hagrid be your dad OR Professor Dumbledore be your dad? Spend a month in the Forbidden Forest OR spend a month in Azkaban? Have a pet hippogriff OR a pet phoenix? Have an invisibility cloak OR a time-turner? Fight the basilisk OR a dementor? Be able to play quidditch for a day OR have felix felicis for a day? Have as a roommate Ron OR Harry? Belong to Hufflepuff OR Ravenclaw OR Slytherin OR Gryffindor? Send us your own would you rather questions and we just might use them on an episode.  Agree? Disagree? Strongly disagree? Any feedback or death threats can be sent here: wouldyouratherroommates@gmail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

We're back! Sorry for the self-imposed hiatus. We're still alive. Send us your own would you rather questions and we just might use them on an episode.  Agree? Disagree? Strongly disagree? Any feedback or death threats can be sent here: wouldyouratherroommates@gmail.com Would you rather: Be Jedi OR Sith? Have your own Baby Yoda OR your own lightsaber? Die by trash compactor OR die by Sarlacc Pit? Have to babysit a drunk Yoda OR babysit a drunk wookie? Be frozen in carbonite for 5 years OR be a slave for Watto for 5 years? Talk like Yoda for the rest of your life OR talk like Jar Jar Binks for the rest of your life? Be married to Padme OR Rey? Defend your favorite character! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

Would you rather: Never be able to go on a field trip OR Never have recess? Get stuffed in a locker OR Get stuffed in a garbage can? Receive a wedgie OR Receive a swirly? Never have received an education OR Have had to go to school 365 days a year? Dodgeball OR Foursquare? Be the head cheerleader OR Be the starting quarterback? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

Would you rather: Have to eat a cup of canned dog food OR dry dog food? See Fortnite die OR See Minecraft die? Never have to stand in a line again OR Always hit green lights? Be a silly goose OR Be a funny bunny? Having the ability to breathe in both circumstances: Live in space OR Live in the ocean? Create history OR Delete history? Eat duck feet OR Eat sardines? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

Would you rather: Have to walk super slow everywhere you go OR Have to sprint everywhere you go? Only take cold showers for the rest of your life OR Only drink warm water for the rest of your life? Spend a year in prison OR Stay in prison only until you solve a Rubik's Cube? Always be 30 minutes late to an important event OR Always be 3 hours early to an important event? Not be able to listen to music ever again OR Not be able to consume books ever again? Have a hard time understanding someone OR Everyone have a hard time understanding you? Fight 100 duck-sized horses OR Fight 1 horse-sized duck? Have to move somewhere everyday and never spend more than one night in one place OR Have a home but never be able to travel? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

Would you rather: Be transformed into Bill Nye the Science Guy OR Bob Ross? Be punched in the gut repeatedly for 10 minutes straight OR Be tickled in the armpit relentlessly for 10 minutes straight? Be Spider Man OR Iron Man? Be a tree OR A rock? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

Would you rather: Have a statue of yourself erected in your home town OR Have your name put into a song that will be remembered forever? Be stuck in an elevator full of strangers OR Be trapped in a cave alone for 24 hours? Own a private yacht OR Own a private helicopter? Be an Earth OR Water OR Fire OR Air bender? Only be allowed to eat cupcakes and nothing else for a year OR Permanently change your name to Cupcake? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

Would you rather:  Lose your arms OR Lose your legs? Ride in a hot air balloon OR Ride in a hovercraft? Be the creator of a super successful app OR Be the creator of a super successful YouTube channel? Have a pet dragon OR Be able to breathe fire? Go streaking during a sports game OR Go skinny dipping at a family reunion? Be the closing act at Coachella OR Make the game-winning shot in Game 7 of the NBA Finals? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

Would you rather: Go a month without a phone OR Go a month without a car? Have a personal chef OR Have a personal masseuse? Only read romance novels OR Only read textbooks? Be lost in the woods at night OR Be stuck in a haunted house at night? Burp confetti OR Fart glitter? Only be able to watch Nicolas Cage movies OR Only be able to watch Owen Wilson movies? Dedicate 5 years of your life up in space all by yourself OR Stay where you're at now? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

Would you rather:  Nobody show up to your wedding OR Nobody show up to your funeral? Have absolutely no hair OR Be completely covered in hair? Be a giant hamster OR Be a tiny rhino? Never eat candy again OR Never drink soda again? Be The President of the USA OR Be a famous celebrity? Be super strong OR Be able to change into animals? Never set foot in your home country again, but be able to travel the world OR Stay in your home country forever and never be able to leave? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

Would you rather: Run into both of your parents while on a first date OR Run into your most recent ex while on a first date? Everything you dream each night come true OR Everything a randomly selected person dreams each night come true? Have it never stop raining OR have it never stop snowing? Spend the rest of your life with a sailboat as your house OR Spend the rest of your life with an RV as your home? Be completely insane and know it OR Be completely insane and believe you are sane? Lose all your money and valuables OR Lose all of the pictures you have ever taken? Have an unlimited international first class ticket OR Never have to pay for food at restaurants? Lose the ability to read OR Lose the ability to speak? Be a deep-sea diver OR Be an astronaut? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

Would you rather:   Be forced to poop in a sink OR Wear a banana hat for a week?  Die before your spouse OR Die after your spouse?  Never eat pizza again OR Never play guitar again?  Permanently reside in Antarctica OR Permanently reside in the Sahara?  Have 10 children OR Have 30 dogs?  Eat the same meal for the rest of your life OR Never use Instagram again? Live without internet in the house of your dreams OR Live in your current house? Never be successful OR Never find love? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support

Would You Rather: Relive the same day repeatedly for a year OR Lose a year of your life? Know all the mysteries of the universe OR Know every outcome of every choice you make? Know when you're going to die OR How you're going to die? Live at the top of a tall NYC apt building OR Live at the top of a mountain? Hear the good news first OR Hear the bad news first? Be fluent in all languages OR Be a master of every musical instrument? End hunger OR End hatred? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sage-pemberton/support