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CLUE! David, Chuck, and Jakob delve into a world of Tim Curry's leadership, crack some easy cases, and visit Wayne, DDS. Listen, and speak not of the blue gofast mouse.   This episode, and more, brought to you by Bone Bros.™!

OOMPALOOMPA! David, Chuck, and Jakob consider ordering the services of Elliot D., the effect of replacing animals with plants, and the secret life of chocolate. Listen, and make your choice.   This episode, and more, brought to you by Better Living Through Arcane Dentistry™!  

BOOM! David, Chuck, and Jakob arm themselves, help satan, and learn about the bombardier beetle. Listen, and get in the bomb shelter.   This episode, and more, brought to you by you, beautiful listener!

  COUGH! David, Chuck, and Jakob celebrate a completely normal Saturday for absolutely no reason at all. Listen, and LIGHT UP (your listening room) BEFORE ENJOYING.   This episode, and more, brought to you by Slimecorp Sweepstakes™!  

SHIA! David, Chuck, Christian, and Jakob deal with contracts, bat signals, and nature's incessant calls. Listen, and don't forget to charge your crystal.   This episode, and more, brought to you by you, beautiful listener!

DEREZZED! David and Jakob save Chuck from the digital junkyard filled with discarded prompts such as edible art, butt slaps as music, sneezing secrets. Listen, and have yourself a cool, crisp Coca-cola.   This episode, and more, brought to you by you, beautiful listener!

SERVED! David, Chuck, and Jakob get down and boogie with the chosen one, and also some sweet astral bodies. Listen, and avoid the bees.   This episode, and more, brought to you by Eggwatchers™!

SCOTCH! David, Chuck, and Jakob find out why David has never come into contact with tape, how vampires take selfies, and who in America is Collin King. Listen, and enter the Garden of Eden, baby.   This episode, and more, brought to you by you, beautiful listener!  

FASTER! David, Chuck, and Jakob talk about a song of stars and wars, fishmail, and a recipe from a bygone age. Listen, and stay in school.   This episode, and more, brought to you by you, beautiful listener!

SWAMP! David, Chuck, and Jakob awake from their den to discuss full-throttle Shrek, ghastly butlers, and other haunting topics. Listen, and find your wæow.   This episode, and more, brought to you by Clown Memories™!  

FLOSS! David, Chuck, and Jakob are inundated by the dark thoughts of the Elder Prompter, including coming of age, dentistry, and mole people. Listen, and change your locks.   This episode, and more, brought to you by Family of Dads: Family Albums™!

FROGS! David, Chuck, and Jakob get supernatural, and supersensual, while discussing cereals, the hunting patterns of cats, and a major conflict in what was an ocean. Listen, and don't rob graves.   This episode, and more, brought to you by you, beautiful listener!  

NEWS! David, Chuck, and Jakob sift through the horrors of local weather, hippos, and the secrets that pugs hide. Listen, and put on a sunny tape.   This episode, and more, brought to you by you, beautiful listener!

  HATE! David, Chuck, and Jakob bring it back to dog movies, terrifying giraffes, and sleep machines. Listen, and sail a car.   This episode, and more, brought to you by HateBuddy™!  

WHY! David, Chuck, and Jakob investigate for unsolvable murders,  a question other than "who," and wonder where Jakob went. Listen, and don't get sued.   This episode, and more, brought to you by the Skelecorp™ Goobox™! No relation to Slimecorp™!

SHH! David, Chuck, and Jakob enforce order with Elvis, Orbital Post Bears, and the sheer mass of Albert Einstein. Listen, and watch out for timeslips.   This episode, and more, brought to you by Dr. Slimebody’s Imaginarium Stimulants™!

SUNDAY! David, Chuck, and Jakob join a monster truck rally, spelunk into a new home, and experience memories of clothing. Listen, and watch out for buff beef.   This episode, and more, brought to you by you, our beautiful listener!

TRÆSH! David, Chuck, and Jakob discuss Danny DeVito, Danny DeVito, and Danny DeVito. Listen, and divide.   This episode, and more, brought to you by you, our beautiful listener!

YEAST! David, Chuck, and Jakob delve into food copyrights, viral ads, and MuskMeat. Listen, the force wills it.   This episode, and more, brought to you by Slime Prime™!  

CHEDDAR! David, Chuck, and Jakob talk about marbles, buff pirates, and other things that make you cool. Listen, and wake up.   This episode, and more, brought to you by Slime Pup™! Big thanks to our SlimeCorp Rep., Elliot, for coming on the show to talk about this exciting new product.