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This racoon buzzed episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! Das Boot News is brought to you by DB's Sports Bar. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. 39. Follow us on all socials at@WorldGuardians (Stone)WorldGuardians.net King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouiskingBen Wade - @fakebenwadeStone - @stoneknows Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! Das Boot News is brought to you by DB's Sports Bar. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. 37. Follow us on all socials at@WorldGuardians (Stone)WorldGuardians.net King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

  This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! We got the inside scoop on the hottest ice cream story ever and more. Shocking story about Joey's tragic hot air balloon mishap. King Scott shares his favorite Valentine cards. DB's Das Boot releases numerous animal stories this week. Two loveable house dogs set home a blaze. The cat bird. Get super moist as Stone steps into the entertainment news realm by offering his review of upcoming flick. Pray. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. 37. Follow us on all socials at@WorldGuardians (Stone)WorldGuardians.net King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! Ben Wade returns after a month long vacation. DB's Das Boot is less than stellar except a few stories. A man removes a 5 foot tapeworm that should be given to the Bronx zoo. A wedding ceremony in the bathroom. Stone's exciting new game causes a famous twitch star to call in. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. HTFC 36. Follow us on all socials at@WorldGuardians (Stone)WorldGuardians.net King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade   Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! The New Year is here. Season 2 of the World Guardians podcast has begun. We kicked it off on the birthday of Martin Luther King. In honor of the great man we discuss his famous, I Have A Dream Speech.  King Scott talks about his latest appearance on the Rizzuto Show. We introduce you to the WG intern, Stone. He fills in for Carlie and Ben. He also eats a bucket of tide pods everyday. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. 35. Follow us on all socials at@WorldGuardiansWorldGuardians.net King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade   Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! This is our very Merry Holiday Christmas Special. King Scott shares his continued losing streak of winning a love. Thanks to a fan submission we found out that Jaws is back and vacationing in Australia. The mega beast is ready to feast. There is an expensive nudist eatery in Paris. We sent fellow comedian Charles Springhart to an Abe Lincoln Convention. He shares all the experience of Lin-con. The year has come to a closure for us at the Happy Time. 2017 was remarkable. We interviewed loads of incredible talents and heroes. We got to meet a lot of you listeners! And had the previlege to grow this show far bigger than we could of imagined for one year. Keep talking with us via social media and we will be back early January 2018! Merry Christmas to all. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. 33 (Year of Jesus) Follow us on all socials at@WorldGuardiansWorldGuardians.net King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade   Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! We had the pleasure of talking with Dan Marsala (Story of the Year / F##k Off & Dies) about the new SOTY album Wolves. He covers some of the process of the album, shows, the two singles, Bang Bang / I Swear I'm Okay and loads more. Follow him on all socials @DanMarsala. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. 32   Follow us on all socials at@WorldGuardiansWorldGuardians.net King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade   Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! We are thrilled to have guest, Travis Terrell from We Are Live! join us in studio to hang out and bring back a fan favorite segment, Sensual Readings. Harvey Weinstein calls Carlie to convince her to become an A list actress. Plus we have a serious war on the show as MAD returns. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. 31. Follow us on all socials at@WorldGuardians WorldGuardians.net King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro - @m_effer   Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! This is the Super Special Halloween Special Show. There are many a spooky bits and segments on this episode so beware. Also, is there any hope for King Scott using Tinder to find a date? Who will help him? We step into a spooky Das Boot news segment covering everything from large balls to coat hanger cameras in bathrooms. Wade gives us a new segment called Wade A Minute. Carlie's Conspiracy Hour showed that the Illuminati wants to end Kesha's career and more. The incredibly talented, Kasey @kasey_stl, (NOW 96.3 FM) stops by to direct the WG Theatre.  We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. 29. Follow us on all socials @WorldGuardiansworldguardians.net   King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! Endless Das Boot News. We made Joseph Goldsmith go to a Feminist Convention in Pakistan for this weeks Man At The Place. Carlie did standup for Bradley Williams. Eric Griffin (Workaholics) came into the studio and hung out with us. His interview was fantastic and look forward to seeing him soon. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network.   Follow us on all socials @HappyTimeFC@WorldGuardiansworldguardians.net   King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro - @m_effer Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful interview was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime & receive a free book on us!  Erik Griffin of I'm Dying Up Here & Workaholics joined us in studio today for a special interview. He will be at the STL Funnybone (October 13-15 2017). Get your tickets now by visit http://stlouisfunnybone.com. He poured out endless wisdom for Carlie & everyone else to enjoy about women’s health. He explained that comedy is at war with social justice warriors today. “They wanna end comedy.” Plus, he's a big time romantic. This was a very funny interview. Enjoy! We are apart of the Rizz Family Network.   Follow us on all socials @HappyTimeFC@WorldGuardians King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro @m_effer

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! We are back, even though King Scott is hanging out in a retirement area in the beautiful California desert. We are sharing the Shotspeare interview again. They are in town oct 5-7 at the Play House in Westport. Use promo code MOON to get half off ticket prices. Don't miss these shows! Congratulations to Joseph Goldsmith on getting married. We are proud of our precious boy. Das Boot brings out the weirdest news this week. One event will wish you could wipe the streets of colorado with baby wipes. We also talk about the protest in St Louis. The great game of MAD returns with a mega war and a surprising victory. A special World Guardians video is shared. Loads of greatness in this perfect episode. Thanks again for the love. 27. -We are apart of the Rizz Family Network-   Follow us on all socials @HappyTimeFC@WorldGuardians   King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro - @m_effer   Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

Matthew Morgan of Shotspeare talks with us about their upcoming shows (October 5-7) in the incredible PlayHouse at Westport, St Louis. Just by listening to our show you get 50% off tickets by using promo code 'Moon.' Das Boot News brings out the investigative journalist to reveal a scam about the viral video of Harvey the hawk landing in a Houston cab. We broke the story here! Joey geeks out over Tim & Eric, Rick & Morty and It. This epsiode was Carlie's birthday. Show her love and say happy birthday. 26. This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytimefuncast and receive a free book on us! We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. Follow us on all socials @HappyTimeFC@WorldGuardians King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro   Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This episode is brought to you by Audible. Get a free month and book by visiting audibletrial.com/happytime The queen of roast and super funny comedienne Sarah Tiana is our guest today. Check her out on Brad Paisley's Comedy Rodeo on Netflix. She covers her start in comedy and tips for new comers. We cover the Solar Eclipse and much more in this episode. We also got to celebrate the 25th Episode.    We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. Follow us on all socials @HappyTimeFC@WorldGuardians   King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro   Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at http://audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! Now 96.3's Kasey Washausen hangs out with us during Das Boot and subtly ask for the show to fire someone. Speaking of firings..The Das Boot gave us a story about man losing battle against armadillo. Vladimir Putin goes topless in new spread and more news. We have exclusive audio from the movie IT. A brand new #SomethingForYou! game. A romantic World Guardian Theatre. Joey attempts to do accents during Carlie's Cold Read. 24.   We are apart of the Rizz Family Network.  Follow us on all socials @HappyTimeFC@WorldGuardians   King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Twttr @stlouisking Ben Vogelsang - @ideamachinestl Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro - Twttr @m_effer IG @m_effer_ Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytime and receive a free book on us! We attempt a second walk onto the stage of Broadway with a new story from the award winningless series, World Guardians Theatre. The return of are you Well Read or a Big Dummy; Carlie loses so we forced her to join R Kelly's sex cult as her punishment. More crazy, bizarre and weird news from the Das Boot News Generator. One of our most popular segments returns, Carlie Cold Reads;from the journals of reproduction. This episode is dedicated to Chester Bennington. 23. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network.   Follow us on all socials @HappyTimeFC@WorldGuardians   King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Ben Vogelsang - @ideamachinestl Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This show keeps evolving and within this episode you will hear another brand new sgement called World Guardians Theatre. They must use a random internet generator to determine the genre, names, and more to finish the classic theatrical presentation. The play has a crazy ending. There is crazy news from the Das Boot News, including a lady with 27 contacts in her eyes. We send Ben Wade on the trip of a lifetime in the latest Man At The Place segment. This episode is packed with tasties. 22. This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytimefuncast and receive a free book on us! We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. Follow us on all socials @HappyTimeFC@WorldGuardians King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Ben Vogelsang - @ideamachinestl Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytimefuncast and receive a free book on us! A new segment has been added to the fastest growing podcast in all the lands. Do you belive fake news? We almost promise that you do indeed believe in fake news. We also have a very special Das Boot News. A special Something For You by King Scott. And a also thrilling, filthy and grotesquely erotic reading from Joseph's dirty bookshelf. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network. Follow us on all socials @HappyTimeFC@WorldGuardians King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Ben Vogelsang - @ideamachinestl Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro   Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytimefuncast and receive a free book on us! The World Guardians announced their 24 Hour fundraiser called ViewMasters at the Ready Room in STL on July 1 2017.  Matt Basler jumped aboard the HTFC Ship this week. He shared about his awesome show where he played "Smooth" (Santana & Rob Thomas) 10 times in a row, plus more. We finally release the very fun interview with Donnell Rawlings aka Ashy Larry from the  Dave Chappell Show. He cover the beginning of his career, professional heckler, tv, and more. Das Boot almost got Ben Vogelsang introuble with the media. We play MAD once again and the WAR was brutal. There was a surprise winner this week. Joey reads another Sensual Reading. King Scott shares his week of being apart of the Rizzuto Show. 19. We are apart of the Rizz Family Network.  Follow us on all socials @HappyTimeFC@WorldGuardians  King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Ben Vogelsang - @ideamachinestl Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/

This beautiful episode was brought to you buy our great sponsor Audible. Sign up today for a 30 day free trial at audibletrial.com/happytimefuncast and receive a free book on us! We took the show on the road and crashed Shane Mauss' hotel room. He shared tales from life on the road, Bob and Tom comedy tour, and his show about psychedelics. Can Carlie nail the accents in the latest cold read? We return to the trust worthy Das Boot News Generator to give you the most important weird news. The Bens give us their latest creations in Bentrists. We have sensual readings and more! A grandchild of the RizzFamily Network. 18.  We are apart of the Rizz Family Network.  Follow us on all socials @HappyTimeFC@WorldGuardians  King Scott IG - FB @kingofstlouis Tttr @stlouisking Ben Vogelsang - @ideamachinestl Carlie Lawrence - @carlielaughs Ben Wade - @fakebenwade Joseph Goldsmith - @josephgoldsmith Mike Ferraro  Closing music - “Don’t Give Up” by Nathan Felix http://www.electrochestral.com/