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The Cast in Order of Appearance Announcer- Alyssa SmallPete The Polar Bear as played by Whoopi Goldberg- Daniel Crary Child #1- Clark Hodges Child #2- Jenna LivingstonChild #3-Elinor ThiotSanta - Cameron Michael FehringMrs. Claus- Maia Mills-LowDealer- Austin A LoganRudolf- Courtney CraryHermey The Misfit Elf - Kevin MillerGreta Thunburg - Adair RiceThe Bumble- Adair Rice Yukon Cornelius- Skyler ThiotShelly - Maia Mills-LowHeat Miser -Alyssa SmallSnow Miser- Clark HodgesSuit Miser - Austin A LoganTrailer Announcer- Daniel CraryTrailer Rudolph - Daniel CraryTrailer Bumble- Daniel CraryTrailer Jessica Chastain - Adair Rice “Rudolph Reboots Christmas” Written By Daniel Crary Co-Written By Austin A Logan Original Music By Cameron Michael Fehring Sound Engineer By Clark Hodges Sound Editing By Austin A Logan Sound Mix By Daniel Crary Produced By Daniel Crary A Secret Weapon Production©

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 30, 31, and 32 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. They dive deep into Dumbledores memories, lament the scourge of Rita Skeeter, and guess what happens when Harry and Cedric touch the Goblet.

Alyssa and Clark discuss chapters 28 and 29 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mr. Crouch has gone mad! Mad Eyed Moody has gone soft! What is this crazy wizarding world coming to?

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 26 and 27 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Like, how is Rita learning all this stuff? It doesn't make any sense!

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 23 and 24 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Harry is really dumb in this one.

A (Barely) Blasphemous Christmas.CastAdar Rice- INNKEEPER, FRANKI WISEMENAlyssa Small - GOLDI WISEMENAnne Harrington - ELIZABETH, JOSEPHINEAustin Logan - GABRIELCameron Michael Fehring- SHEPHERD SAMClark Hodges - NARRATOR Courtney Crary- MARYDaniel Crary - JOSEPH, SHEPHERD DALEMaia Mils-Low - MYRA WISEMENSkyler Theot - KING HEROD, SHEPHERD BOBWritten by- Daniel Crary and A. A. LoganScript Supervisor- Adair RiceEdited and Engineered by - Daniel CrarySpecial Thanks to - you. Yes, you. For listening.

Alyssa and Clark discuss the motion picture Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald. It was… worth watching. Maybe not a bunch of times, but you gotta watch it once.

It’s time for the Wizard Ball! Grab a butterbeer and the nearest quidditch player and join us on the dance floor!

There are so many house elves and they’re all named after Teletubbies. What is the Wizarding World coming to, and what wizard has been a Bad Wizard®? Find out in this week’s episode!

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 18 and 19 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Clark waxes poetic about Hagrid, Alyssa wonders about dragon's intelligence, and wands are weighed in a needlessly garish ceremony.

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 15 and 16 of Harry Potter and Gobby the Flame Cup. They talk about the Goblet of Fire, wizard stereotypes, and who put Harry's name in the cup.

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 13 and 14 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. They speculate about how long Mad Eyed Moody will stay employed, why acne hasn't been cured yet, and what gave Neville Longbottom the 1,000 yard stare,

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 11 and 12 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Harry and the gang take the Hogwarts Express, meet their new defense against the Dark Arts, and begin to learn about student activism.

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 9 and 10 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. They bag on Bagman, slouch on Crouch, and ponder the creation of wands and humanity's iron grip on Magic use.

The Quidditch World Cup is here! Alyssa and Clark meet quite a few new characters while learning the ins and outs of professional quidditch, They ponder the significance of Bagman and Crouch, and the general messiness of the wizarding world.

Update: The episode has been re-uploaded to fix a distracting echo on the initial upload. Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 4,5, and 6 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Join them as they discuss trick candies, flying tables, and portkeys.

Alyssa and Clark venture back into the world of magic as they read the first 3 chapters of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I don't know what a Goblet of Fire is, but I'm glad we have Harry on our side to figure it out!

Alyssa and Clark discuss the Never Let Me Go motion picture. This 2010 movie was directed by Mark Romanek and featured Carey Mulligan, Keira Knightly, and Andrew Garfield as Kathy, Ruth, and Tommy. 

Alyssa and Clark discuss Part 3 of Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro. They hash out favorite scenes, most frustrating characters, and whether or not NLMG could be considered science fiction.

And just like that, Clark can finish the rest of the book and figure out what's really going on. Is there a clone army being assembled to fight the Jedi? Is Tommy going to get rich making adult coloring books? Find out in two weeks as we wrap up Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro. Well, the book version. Then there's a movie? I guess? Stay tuned in to find out!