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Woke With Kids
108 minutes | Jan 12, 2020
Ep 132 | Bombs over Baghdad, Puerto Rico Shakedown, Australia Burns... no worries, this is normal...
Yep, we're back again. Again. - Trump assassinates Iranian general - Iran downs Ukranian civilian jet - Australia is on fire - Puerto Rico is all shook up - Taiwan is fighting the empire - Trump is trumping - Intersex is the new uncircumcised - Mike Tyson's kids don't date black people Don't worry. This is normal. @wokewithwids firstname.lastname@example.org facebook.com/wokewithkids
96 minutes | Dec 30, 2019
Ep 131 | Merry Impeachment and Happy New Election Year
Hey Kiddos, Mom and Dad are back with another episode to ring in the new year. Who knows when we'll be back, so make this one count! But also, if you really want to convince us to make more episodes, leave a 5-star review on Apple Music and Spotify or send us a friendly email at email@example.com.
79 minutes | Dec 9, 2019
All-Time Top 10 With Ben [Top 10 Songs about Trump]
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: WWK: Want top 10 songs about Trump? Nobody: Uh... WWK: You're welcome. ________ Why do we do this every year? Why do we feel the need to count down yet another volume of our favorite songs about liars, megalomaniacs, con-artists, racists, gluttons and puppets? Listen and find out. Thanks again to the incredibly astute and magnanimous Nyaze Vincent for his turn in the barrel, talking songs for you know who, and if you listen you'll know why. Stream this playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6OCnt1dV5KUGJdBQdDJKRJ?si=iBHhShRDTe2pQnbR21s9RQ Nyaze has new music out. Stream "All Fxxd Up" and "Clouds" on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2406Z6qzW59SWaHRjZoCVg?si=cWd67yd8TcirJqj-hETgzA The amazing Woke With Kids podcast featuring Nyaze and his partner in crime Mel is on a brief hiatus, but they'll be back. In the meantime if you want more Yaze, check out his spin off show We Come From Bad News: https://podcasts.apple.com/bs/podcast/we-come-from-bad-news/id1239213060 For further Trumpy pods, check out volumes 1-3 from the archives: https://www.mixcloud.com/beneisen/episode-234-top-ten-songs-for-donald-trump-wmike-vanessa-axelsen/ https://www.mixcloud.com/beneisen/episode-279-top-ten-songs-for-donald-trump-vol-2-wnina-jo-smith-rain-perry/ https://www.mixcloud.com/beneisen/episode-333-top-ten-songs-for-donald-trump-volume-3-wcharley-t-rick-torres-of-dirtycakes/
20 minutes | Oct 15, 2019
Not Ep 131 | The Democratic Debates & Atatiana
This isn't a real episode, it's just me, Dad, checking in. You good? Did you brush your teeth? Good. Well, let's talk about those debates for a sec, shall we? And then let's talk about why those debates matter. We'll be back with full episodes soon! Write to firstname.lastname@example.org if you miss us. Believe me, that's the only way Mel is going to do these more often!
78 minutes | Sep 16, 2019
Ep 130 | Democratic Playoffs Suck, 50 Shades of Gay, & OMG Look At Her Butt
Too many democrats John Bolton decides enough is enough Black girls can't swim... because of their butts ACLU opposes banning child marriage... for reasons. Felicity Huffman is sentenced to a slap on the purse. And Paul Mooney's sons both say their dad definitely didn't do bad things Richard Pryor's then teenage son. So that settles that. That's something we never have to bring up again. Oh and there's no gay gene, so you won't ever be able to screen kids for their orientation. Love is always going to be an individual choice.
81 minutes | Aug 14, 2019
Ep 129 | Terrorism n the USA, Epstein's Escape, & Toni Morrison Transcends Physical Universe
Terrorism Made in the USA, Jeffrey Epstein's Infuriating Escape, & Toni Morrison Transcends Physical Universe. facebook.com/wokewithkids email@example.com IG: @wokewithkids wokewithkids.com
81 minutes | Jul 31, 2019
Ep 128 | Robots of Outrage, Beyonce Steals Africa, & How to Dismantle a Racist
It's not racism, it's anxiety. Gun massacres replace officially replace baseball as America's past time. The Dems are about to do it again. Biden's got the lead, but Kamala's closing in for the kill. Mueller testified but the hallelujah choir is muted. Magic 8 ball, are we gonna impeach? Outcome is cloudy. Is it getting hot in here, or has the heat wave hit you yet.
50 minutes | Jul 16, 2019
Ep 127 | OMG The President is Totes Racist & When They See Us Gets Seen
OMG, I think the prez is totes racist! Also, have you like watched that totally sad movie about the kids and the case of mistaken identity? Yeah, in the end they get confused for human beings. R. Kelly is back in jail with no bond and ASAP Rocky is still in Swedish jail for defending himself--justice is fickle. In better news, NYC totally backs your natural curl patterns and the rhinos are humping their way back to sustainability in Tanzania. That reminds me, are you seeing the Lion King next week?
91 minutes | Jul 10, 2019
Ep 126 | Kamala Hits Her Stride, Inequal Pay for Superior Play, & Free ASAP Rocky
Kamala looks like she might be able to do it as Biden bites it in his first debate. The women's soccer team keeps winning on field but losing at the bank but Megan is our bae. ASAP Rocky gets locked up in Sweden and the conditions are oddly jail-ish. I thought they were the nice ones, right?
94 minutes | Jun 26, 2019
Ep 125 | Trump is Bad at Foreign Stuff, Democrat Cage Match, and Tyler Perry is Fine Chitterlings
I will update this tomorrow. We talked about everything. Just listen. What else you got to do but wait for oil prices to skyrocket?
74 minutes | Jun 5, 2019
Ep 124 | VA Beach Weathers the Storm, Put Some Tarrifs on It, & Does She Really Gotta Have It
Remastered as of 6.6.19. Vocals were a little wonky. Trump is in England. It's very classy and beautiful. While he's away, the GOP is finally considering at long last possibly if pressed and it's really, really necessary--they might push back on Trump's newly announced tariffs on Mexico. They are the party of trade, after all. Just like the Dems are the party of the people. Right? Well, the people want impeachment. We're waiting... VA Beach is the latest scene of gun violence. 12 people lose their lives, and a community reckons with the incalculable collateral damage. We watched "She's Gotta Have It" and we have thoughts and feelings! Let's get artsy. Hold us accountable at firstname.lastname@example.org Leave a 5-star review and recommend us to your friends. Episodes released when life permits.
73 minutes | May 21, 2019
Ep 123 | The War Against Women, Ben Carson's Oreos, and Who Will Definitely Be the Next President
The incels attack women's right to give life freely, Ben Carver's Freudian slip reveals deep-seated internalized white supremacy and shame, while we present definitive, conclusive, ultimate evidence for who will absolutely be our next President. Hint: They're running.
92 minutes | May 3, 2019
122 | Florida Arms Teachers, John Singleton RIP, & William Barr is Lying
Florida arms teachers and absolutely nothing will go wrong if precedent holds in that fair state of enlightenment. John Singleton assured a generation of kids that someone knew, someone showed, and someone cared. He will be dearly missed. William Barr gets perforated by possible president Senator Kamala Harris, then decides to ignore a subpoena from Congress, setting up a standoff that threatens the balance of our coequal branches of our government.
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