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An extra rambly episode of Wilson and Wolfenden in which Martin forgets to plug his recordy box into his mixing desk resulting in his side of the conversation being recorded on the internal mikes. He honestly isn’t on the toilet. The Brainjam Podcast Network · Wilson & Wolfenden – Brain Hole The post Rambly Bollocks appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

While still searching for a concept for their podcast, Andrew and Martin slap their brains and talk about coffee, vegan pork scratchings, tight crotch flares, rice pudding and baldness caused by the Van Der Valk belt. You can contact the chaps at: contactus@wilsonandwolfenden.com   You can also download their newest podcast ‘Touching the Past’ from https://touching-the-past.com and iTunes.   The post Brain Hole appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

Concepts! Who needs concepts? When you can still find a 2007 style podcast with two blokes just rambling on and on about stuff.   We have a new podcast out too, you can find that at: https://www.touching-the-past.com/   The post Concepts! appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

Greetings fellow air breathers. We recorded this podcast a little while ago but due to Martin being a lazy beggar, it has taken until now for it to be exposed to our fine audience of nine people. We are also delighted to have been nominated for two and a half stars on iTunes and we look forward to picking those up from the bins round the back of the Dorchester next Wednesday. This week’s music is ‘Africa The Cradle of Life’ by GRÉGOIRE LOURME For the full version, free to download: https://www.jamendo.com/album/184364/africa-the-cradle-of-life Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) For Dill. The post Warmish appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

Andy and Martin have kind of forgotten how to do a comedy podcast. Listen as they attempt to remind themselves by basically just having a bit of a chat about stuff. The post A Load of Old Chat appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

Good day to thee young folkling, Batten down the hatches for tales of weddings, lavatorial rudery and what Willy Wonka gets up to at the weekend. This week’s musicality is ‘1985’ by Those Things. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/track/1350502/1985 The post Wee Willy Winky appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

WIAKOF! Martin and Andrew finally come back and one of them has moved to the end of the world. Silly silly boy! The post Devon Death Roads appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

You’ll never guess? Just guess. GUESS! GUEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! That’s right Andrew and Martin are back from wherever they were. To be honest they don’t really know themselves. Anyway expect a more regular output from now on, because they’ve been feasting on prunes. The post Bath Chairs! appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

The first smells of autumn are shooting up the noses of otters, while Andrew and Martin have lost the plot completely. Do they know where? Do they know how? How is there? What is how? The post Pughey appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

It is summer 2015 and in a small bra in Istanbul two men plot to take over the world. However, in Manchester and Halifax, Andrew and Martin plot to amuse mourners at their funerals. The post Deathly appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

In the second podcast recorded while Andrew and Martin drank wine through their stupid mouths, they talk about superheroes and forget some important names. All in your stew foot pun. This week’s music is ‘Another World’ by LukHash Here is his sound orifice: https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/353807/lukhash Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) The post Drunky appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

While the world burns around them, Andrew and Martin talk the hind legs off a blind monkey and dribble onto a pillow. Take it to the bridge music mollusc. This week’s music is ‘Love Passion’ by an Alpine band named Blackstar. Here are their song noises place: https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/471837/blackstar Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) The post Winey appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

The sun is shining but Martin has broken his bum and Andy’s chest is filling with coughs. Like last week we forgot to sort out some music ahead of time, so we have another terrible track that Martin made for the old Gentleman’s Review podcast in 2009. Sorry. The post Roboty appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

This week Andrew and Martin discuss Terry Wogan’s sword stick, Kingsman: The Secret Service and then play a crappy old tune Martin made for The Gentleman’s Review in 2008. All in your new look bum. The post Lamby appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

With a song in their arse and a rabbit in their hands, Andrew and Martin plough into the Spring with a load of old bollocks about telly shows and their tireless work for charity. This week’s dancing sound is ‘Perverting the American Dream’ by The Bourgeois Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/list/a144113/the-bourgeois The post Camerony appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

What happens when two exhausted middle aged men try to talk over the Google Hangout service? A robot voice and lots and lots of forgetting things, that’s what! This week’s musicality is ‘Whenever I’m With You’ by The Bourgeois. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/list/a144113/the-bourgeois The post Hangy appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

Sleigh bells ring, we assume. Having never actually heard a sleigh we don’t really know. Anyway in this extra long Christmas special we discuss our childhood Christmases and shitting. Merry Christmas to all our listener. This week’s play off music is ‘Pour Noel’ by Löhstana David. Grab a copy at the link below. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/list/a115629/pour-noel The post Christmasy appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

This week we yammer on about batteries, X-Men, artificial intelligence and Martin’s slave labour toy factory. This weeks outy track is ‘All I Can Think of is You’ by Julia Haltigan. To get the entire album for free use the link below. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/453536/julia-haltigan The post Battery appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

Coming out of Andrew and Martin’s faces this week is Squid juggling, magic wands and Victorian celebrities. Just what a growing human needs. This week’s outy tune is ‘Plummet’ by The House of the Old Boat. You can grab the whole album for free at the link below. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/365914/the-house-of-the-old-boat The post Celebrity appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.

In this episode we learn about Martin’s funeral, Andy’s insurance fraud and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Yorkshireman fetish. This week’s end tune is ‘I want you’ by Tamara Laurel. Get the whole album for free at the link below. Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0) https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/433610/tamara-laurel The post Criminy appeared first on Wilson and Wolfenden.