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For as long as he’s known him, Ryan has struggled to comprehend and amply counter Paul’s infatuation with Kanye West, with the only result being his own exasperation and exhaustion. After all these years, it seems as though, despite shared values and experiences, their contrary reckoning of Mr. West may be irreconcilable. Drawing on the contributions of David Hume, Jonathan Haidt, and studies of human behavior and cognition, Paul and Ryan attempt to surmount the chasm that severs their understanding and appreciation of Yeezus and each other. Can they remain Real Friends or does science suggest that Ryan will remain So Appalled while Paul continues thinking that he Can’t Tell Me Nothing?

Are you exhausted and disoriented from the interminable online search for romance, or, at least, romantic recreation? Have you found yourself aimlessly and half-assedly meandering through a forest of "garden variety dick pics"? Are you all swiped-out? If so, boy-howdy, do we hear you! So hear us as we attempt to elicit some explicit understanding of our oft muddled and misguided online escapades. As an added value Ryan and Paul are joined by very special guests Linda and Allison, who provide a much needed dose of feminine insight and outrage.

Space is the place! But just how many spaces ought to be placed after terminal punctuation marks? Join Ryan and Paul as they untangle the history of typographical mores and debate whether one space or two is proper, and if if actually matters at all. (Paul is writing this, so yeah: it does.) Regardless of whether you are a solo or duo spacer, we hope you feel the kern!

Cookies, a delicious dessert that everyone can get behind, right? Not so much, as some misguided degenerates are intent on ruining these tasty treats with the addition, nay imposition, of those shriveled misfortunes that are raisins. Join us on our inaugural episode (please be gentle dear listeners) as we examine and explain the sordid past and present of our desiccated discontents. We hope that you learn something interesting (Ryan sure did!) that comforts you the next time you that you are confronted with America’s oatmeal raisin sins.