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71 minutes | Sep 30, 2015
Myxomatosis and S&M Cows
Say, "Goodbye!" to your innocence and join us on a real dark ride into the hyper sexualized puppet freak show that is Meet the Feebles! ...or don't. Honestly, probably don't.
56 minutes | Sep 28, 2015
Still Better than "Man of Steel"
The slowest fight scenes you've ever seen, villains plucked from Wacky Racers, and a complete disregard for an elementary comprehension of science.
69 minutes | Sep 1, 2015
S2E3 Red Bull Cocaine Speed Blast
We watched Fast Five. It was like riding a rollercoaster while pumping Mountain Dew directly into your veins...only even better.
66 minutes | Aug 20, 2015
S2E2 Black Codes, Sexual Fantasies, & Little White Lies
"I would argue that Space Jam is largely more grounded in reality than this film." -Ben on "Batman Forever"
55 minutes | Jul 13, 2015
S2E1- Democracy vs. Khal Drogo
We're back! We decided to kick season two off with the most patriotic movie ever made- ROCKY IV! Sorry, Team America: World Police, you've got nothing on Rocky and his robot butler!
42 minutes | Nov 10, 2014
Oedipus vs. Elektra
Mommy issues vs Daddy issues. Jason vs...Carrie? It's a slasher-flic with a supernatural sidekick...Friday the 13th Pt VII! Oh boy.
64 minutes | Sep 2, 2014
Rocky Chicken Picture Show
FINALLY a movie about a fast food chicken joint built on an ancient burial ground. I REALLY wish we hadn't watched this film. Good thing we had Jeremy Fuksa (host of The Shakes, GM of Misfitrad.io) along for the ride with us! Check out The Shakes and other amazing podcasts at http://www.misfitrad.io !!!
47 minutes | Aug 18, 2014
Stupid American Tires!
Finally, a terrible movie that hates itself...too bad it hates itself so much that it isn't even fun to watch. Stop mocking yourself! That's our job! Also, it's about a tire that kills people with its mind.
56 minutes | Jul 31, 2014
The Sharkpire Sharks Back
Guardians of the Galaxy isn't the only major motion picture coming out this week! Sharknado 2 had its world premiere last night so naturally we had a launch party with a 6 foot party sub from Subway, and some Coors Light. Brought to you by Subway. And Coors Light. And Joe's Crab Shack. Also, Louisville Slugger.
43 minutes | Jul 29, 2014
More Like BAD Max, Amiright?!
We watched the post-apocalyptic thriller Prison Planet (or maybe it's called Badlanders?) with Danny's dogs Moose & Stinky Pete. Woof.
43 minutes | Jul 7, 2014
Teenage Mutant Rockstar Turtles
"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us..." We watched the TMNT musical "Coming Out of Their Shells." It destroyed us.
58 minutes | Jun 25, 2014
Completely Superfluous Cough Syrup
Imagine Birdemic with a real budget and A- List actors. Don't be fooled: Birdemic isn't salvageable, and neither was this script which was doomed from the start. We saw The Happening and then we discussed some exciting things that are HAPPENING for this podcast. Tune in for the news! ;)
54 minutes | Jun 16, 2014
Shockingly Feminist For a Film with a Locker Room Scene
We grabbed our pal Jeremy Saphire for another episode before he left town! This time we watched a The Asylum late night boobie comedy: Bikini Spring Break!
53 minutes | May 19, 2014
Springtime For Hitler
It's like Hostel...meets Iron Sky...meets Million Dollar Baby? What? Yeah... ...yeah...
45 minutes | May 5, 2014
When [Space] Mummies Go BOOM
What happens when you combine a bad kung-fu movie, mummies, the score from Indiana Jones, and footage directly lifted from Star Wars? Turkish Star Wars. That's what happens. Just for the record it's just as rad as it sounds.
23 minutes | May 5, 2014
May the 4th Be With You!
We LOVE Star Wars so we decided to celebrate Star Wars Day (May the 4th) by discussing our mutual love for the original trilogy and our shared optimism for episodes 7, 8, and 9! (This episode was recorded before we knew that Zero Proof would end up being its own podcast. Just roll with it, girl)
47 minutes | Apr 28, 2014
Is That April O'Neil?
Danny picked another HORRIBLE movie and had the gall to mention Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Luckily we had comedian Sean Brennan to help us gang up on him. Support our local comedy! www.comedianseanbrennan.com
46 minutes | Apr 21, 2014
Dinosaurs, dragons, and detectives? Now THAT is what I call a 3-D movie! :-P
54 minutes | Apr 14, 2014
How I Wasted A Decade of Your Life
Our first mailbag episode in which we discuss the most overrated movies of all time, new movies that we're stoked to see, how much Dan hates Man of Steel, and the TERRIBLE How I Met Your Mother series finale. WARNING: contains spoilers! (This episode was recorded before we knew that Zero Proof would end up being its own podcast. Just roll with it, girl)
46 minutes | Mar 31, 2014
People In These Movies Never Get Off Beaches
Giant robots, monsters from the bottom of the ocean, a guy named Red. This movie RULES;
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