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Phil Collins? In my butt? It's more common than you think. This week we watched The Wrath of Khan; a movie filled with space tiddies and hunks, Kirstie Alley, and Shatner's not so good acting. We fought hard to resist the urge to buy into Jenny Craig after this. This episode has the most crazy opening bit I think we've ever made. Speculums. Reach out to us Twitter: @waiwtcast Email: waiwtcast@gmail.com

We watched The Muppet Movie (1979) and discuss the fetishization of pigs. Has there ever been a style icon as influential as Ms Piggy? The answer is no. Let us tell you why. The Muppets as a franchise is underappreciated and we're here to rectify that situation by talking about butts and the Macy's Parade. Also, just what the heck is Gonzo? Reach out to us Twitter: @waiwtcast Email: waiwtcast@gmail.com

We watched Misery a movie about a small town police chief and his frisky wife. Technically it's about a lady who smacks a guy in the ankles with a hammer but we really just liked the old couple. We discuss ways that Misery coulda been made better, fanfiction tropes, and invent the newest term: Thot Jockey. Reach out to us Twitter: @waiwtcast Email: waiwtcast@gmail.com

We actually didn't sit down to watch any movies this week. Natalie is out of town and James is horribly sick. Instead, here's a sneakpeak of what it's like behind the scenes during the recoding of Why Am I Watching This? The monologues don't always make the cut but we archived them and placed them in temperature and humidity controlled preservation chambers for your future enjoyment. We talk bidets, bumhole bleaching, Misery in space and more. Reach out to us Twitter: @waiwtcast Email: waiwtcast@gmail.com

We watched Home Alone a certified Christmas classic about a very nervous, refugee tarantula, and the quest of a murderous Grandpa to tie up all the loose ends in his decades long killing spree. We also talk about our newfound love of Hiyu, an adorable, space furry. Reach out to us Twitter: @waiwtcast Email: waiwtcast@gmail.com

We watched Santa Clause Is Comin' To Town and discuss if in the future polyamorous, multispecial, open, incestuous marriages will become the norm. We discuss elf bears, lost as heck penguins, and surplus baby piles.  Reach out to us Twitter: @waiwtcast Email: waiwtcasst@gmail.com

We watched Jingle All The Way. Sinbad is a terrorist, Arnold still can't act, James is black belt, Natalie is still dead, and everyone wants to bang Ted.

We watched Lady In The Water. A movie about...well, Shyamalan. Join us as we track down the clues and try to figure just what in the world we're watching. Noir mode, Harry Potter spells, Art School, Natalie is a ghost. #waiwt

We watched Toy Story; a movie about early signs of homosexuality, journeys through hell, and Hitler. #waiwt

We watch The Fast And The Furious, a movie about...we're not sure what this movie is about. Cars? Barbeques? Dragons? Help us.

We watch The Return Of The Living Dead and embark on a kink discovery journey. Join us. You might discover a couple of your own. Maple Syrup Drowning. Cirque de Pussay. #waiwt

We watch The Excorcist. A movie about a lonely, movie loving detective and his fetish for Catholic Priests. We ponder religion, dicks, buttholes, and how much stairs suck. Sorry for the rough audio folks. Learned after the fact that we recorded through the laptop mic instead of the fancy stuff. We gave it a spit shine and put it out because it's pretty funny and we didn't want you to think we forgot about your big day, sport. We'll do betta next time. 

We watch Ringu. A zesty tomato based sauce generally eaten over pasta. Feel free to customize your sauce with the addition of your favorite herbs and spices, for instance: basil, cayenne, or paprika. I find that the addition of parmesan chee- oh wait... RINGu. A movie about Japanese lesbians, identity theft, and Emiril Lagasse. Serve hot. #waiwt

We watch Nosferatu. Guy Fieri and the Flavortown Revolution. 100 Meter Titty Grab. Thumb suckin'. #waiwt

We watch Hocus Pocus. The story of a teenage arsonist and his bloodlust. Sex. Intrigue. Betrayal. A cat. #waiwt

We watch Jaws. The world’s greatest Noir/Gay Romance film. TBH, this is when shit pops off. #waiwt

We watch A Streetcar Named Desire. We wanna fuck Marlon Brando. #waiwt

We watch Spirited Away. Aqua. Kalima…KAALIMAAAAAA! No Face is a Fuckboy. #waiwt

Hey Georgie. Want a balloon? Whoops… Wrong clown. We watch The Dork Knight. #waiwt

*ROUGH AUDIO WARNING* We watch da Blues Brothers. Car crashes. Nuns. Ray Charles committing attempted murder of a small child. Used condoms. Fun. #waiwt