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The Whores talk about a certain rugby- themed, Canadian pound town adventure, and we delve into the universe Pornhub. 

Abby and Jen divulge some whore-rific sexploits. 

Abby is single again, Jen does some more stupid shit and another Hoeing 101 lesson.

Ah St. Patty's, the 420 of alcoholics. Join us on the recap of our bad life choices as we celebrate not even remotely being connected to the Irish culture. 

Abby's back on her bullshit, Jen got some flowers, and the whores talk about what type of porn they watch and more. 

The episode that all of our male listeners have been waiting for- the one where we talk about the shitty stuff that women do.

We've done some shit over the Christmas/ New Years break and we're here to tell you about our questionable life choices. 

How do we sum up in one word why we're so fucked up? Family. Join us as we bitch about the people we're unfortunately associated with for the rest of our lives.  At least we don't look like our extended family.... 

We have our first male guest on! We talk about the male tinder experience, and much, much more. Get ready to learn way more than you ever wanted to about Jen, Abby, and our special man guest. 

I'm so fucking thankful for my ex. Ari inspires us to talk about the lessons we've learned through dating and hookups. 

Our very first episode. Yup its back up again. We bitch about our exes and give you an intro into our lives. Take it with a grain of salt lovies.  

It's our Halloween episode, and we have a first guest!! We delve into our drunk Hallo-weekend shenanigans and we have a spooky surprise! Please welcome our psychic friend, Cate, who reads us like a book. Let's get witchy, bitches. 

I mean.... it's pretty self explanatory.... Jen and Abby divulge more dirty drunk details in the second inebriated adventures episode. Join your favorite hoes on their wasted adventures and general mayhem!

It's a hot button issue that we're more than willing to weigh in on. Because we believe her. and we're angry. If you're sensitive to these issues this may not be the episode for you.

Jen and Abby need some stress relief after "Shitstorm September". And they do just that. On a pullout couch.... with a dr.... in a gym... etc.

Get ready to delve into Abby and Jen's greatest loves and current heartbreak. This is the one where we pour our little hearts out to you guys.

Abby and Jen get real fucked up at a wedding and reggae festival in Utah. We also drink wine with space Jesus.

Jen and Abby dish all their dirty deets in this episode that dives into their colorful sex lives. One night stands, hookups, being deflowered and the guy who sent them the same dick pic. Come get laid by your favorite ladies!

In this episode we divulge our drunkest moments in a two part series about our drunk adventures..

Today we explore the awkward universe of dating apps. First dates, weird messages, and the ever so interesting hookups. Side note- we recorded this episode pretty wasted, so our English skills aren't on parr....