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White Bread Podcast
35 minutes | Apr 29, 2019
On The Road Again
On the Road Again with Katie and Meg! Join Katie and Meg as they take you On the Road with them on a trip of the ages! You will be intrigued, laugh hysterically, and spit whatever drink you happen to be enjoying out of your mouth multiple times. Riding in cars isn’t just riding in cars when you’re riding with White Bread Podcast. On the Road will take you on a tour of Meg and Katie’s love of mini vans, opinions on who is the better driver, and car sickness. A fun interview segment will also be found in which Katie and Meg meet and greet a Starbucks Barista named Ally who probably thought this was just a practical joke and has no idea her name is on the internet in reference to this encounter. Ally, if you’re listening – thanks for the coffee! The post On The Road Again appeared first on White Bread Podcast.
34 minutes | Apr 15, 2019
First Impressions can be tricky and strange. White Bread Podcast loves to dive deep into such things, so this episode guides us through our past impressions of life, food, loves, and friends. There is nothing better than the first impression you get from food or a good friend. Even if your first impression is WAY off base from reality. Whether things fit inside true reality or not, White Bread Podcast wants to talk about them. We’ll give you tips and tricks on how to start conversations, not end them. You will be guided through a maze of thought at we thoroughly discuss the dynamics of quantum conversing and the gravitational pull of the awkward moment. Don’t be shy. First impressions are not what they seem. We know this to be true because you all keep listening to this hilarious podcast. Listen in today along with a new segment for all you singles and first-time daters out there. Tinder has nothing on a good pick-up line! The post First Impressions appeared first on White Bread Podcast.
12 minutes | Apr 1, 2019
White Bread Podcast Its Big Announcement day at White Bread Podcast! We’ve got a bomb we are dropping and no, neither of us are pregnant! Welcome to White Bread, the feel good show about all the things you dodnt wanna know. We’re just two girls trying to make you laugh , check out our website to see all those photographs. Yo! It’s puffy, it’s fluffy, we don’t get political. We’ll fill you up like some warm soup in a bread bowl. It’s Katie, and Meg, without further ado, we’re coming out of the oven-hot and fresh to you! Check out our hig announcement that has never been heard before! We can’t wait to share!! Welcome to White Bread, the feel good show about all the things you dodnt wanna know. We’re just two girls trying to make you laugh , check out our website to see all those photographs. Yo! It’s puffy, it’s fluffy, we don’t get political. We’ll fill you up like some warm soup in a bread bowl. It’s Katie, and Meg, without further ado, we’re coming out of the oven-hot and fresh to you! Welcome to White Bread, the feel good show about all the things you dodnt wanna know. We’re just two girls trying to make you laugh , check out our website to see all those photographs. Yo! It’s puffy, it’s fluffy, we don’t get political. We’ll fill you up like some warm soup in a bread bowl. It’s Katie, and Meg, without further ado, we’re coming out of the oven-hot and fresh to you! Welcome to White Bread, the feel good show about all the things you dodnt wanna know. We’re just two girls trying to make you laugh , check out our website to see all those photographs. Yo! It’s puffy, it’s fluffy, we don’t get political. We’ll fill you up like some warm soup in a bread bowl. It’s Katie, and Meg, without further ado, we’re coming out of the oven-hot and fresh to you! The post Big Announcement appeared first on White Bread Podcast.
32 minutes | Mar 18, 2019
For three seasons now White Bread Podcast has brought you hard-hitting hilarity and tongue-in-cheek puns. Some may say that the laughter induced from this podcast has brought tears, bladder control problems, and even the occasional healing from sickness. We know you love White Bread, but what if White Bread wants you to have more to love? This episode, Topic-less is a look into the very thing that breathed life into the vision of this podcast over a year ago – simple, and hilarious, conversations between Katie and Meg. Katie and Meg are not just hilarious behind a mic, but hilarious in their everyday life. The best way to show listeners what it’s really like to be in a room with White Bread is to hear the random and idle talk they partake in together, day in and day out. What could be funnier than jumping from one topic to the next, never really landing on any true understanding or intelligent observations while sharing the clever wit that hides in the hearts and minds of these comediennes? Have you wanted to know White Bread’s take on pets? Do you wonder what weird habits they have that would enrapture shame in the normal human being? What does Meg REALLY think about buffet restaurants? Topic-less is a grab-bag assortment of all things and no things. This is truly what conversations between Katie and Meg sound like. Why not give it a listen? You’re sure to be amazed at the way they are able to transition to new topics with ease without creating a sense of panic at the sheer mound of creativity that pools in their giant and beautiful heads. Join us for Topic-less today and you won’t be sorry! There is no better way to waste your time then a walk down ridiculous lane. The post Top(ic)less appeared first on White Bread Podcast.
32 minutes | Mar 4, 2019
Perchance to Dream
Dreaming is a natural state of those asleep. It is a state in which one can go on adventures, meet new people, and perform extra-human feats all from the safety of your own bed. On this episode of White Bread Podcast, Meg and Katie show that they are WOKE about sleep and dreams. You would not believe the incredible, crazy things that go on beneath the eyelids of these comedic geniuses. You may have thought they were funny while they were awake, but asleep? Asleep they are the epitome of hilarity and fright. Have you ever wondered what’s actually happening when you dream? Perchance to Dream is an opportunity to teach nothing about the meaning of dreams and where they come from. Katie and Meg will make wild, somewhat true speculations about the origins of their dreams while spending most of this podcast laughing at their ridiculous nighttime escapades. You know you love to laugh at their escapades as well, so dive on in to the world of dreams! Perchance to Dream of wonderful worlds unknown! Katie and Meg dream about Dinosaurs, John Krasinkski, and being kidnapped and thrown in trunks by old women. What do you dream about? This week’s podcast also has an exciting new episode of Yeast Coast News in which an interview takes place with a dreamer who had an alien encounter because of her impressive dream dossier. Don’t miss this episode of White Bread Podcast to get the scoop on what might happen if your dream world and reality collide! The post Perchance to Dream appeared first on White Bread Podcast.
28 minutes | Feb 18, 2019
Fight the Dust
White Bread Podcast – Fight the Dust This world is harrowing, unpredictable and downright messy most of the time. There is little we can count on in many situations, but one thing is for sure. One thing is constant – there will always be something to CLEAN. Do you love to clean? Do you hate to clean? If you love to clean, is your house ever actually messy? Meg and Katie want to know the answers to many of these questions so this podcast is all about diving into the MESS of our homes. Dust gathers constantly, kids leave sticky messes of independence and laundry knows no bounds. Why do people have to keep wearing clothes?? We might as well all leave and join a nudist colony. But if you’re like us, and you don’t like to dust either – well, let’s just say dust could get into some places we don’t want it to be visiting! Why is this dilemma such a…dilemma? What is it about us that we don’t enjoy cleaning and when we do clean, it never stays that way? Maybe the answer is tying our kids up in the basement? Let’s be honest though, we are the source of mess almost as much as our children and husbands are. The mess will never go away, so maybe, just maybe, we should learn how to keep it clean! On today’s White Bread – Fight the Dust, we learn how to fight the dust and take back our homes! We will not sit idly by while our sweet dwellings turn to ruin! We will break forth out of the muck, mire, and sticky avocado pieces on the floor and do something productive for a change! We will CLEAN! Come learn to clean with us, learn to Fight the Dust on this episode of White Bread Podcast and perhaps our homes, and our mental health, will be the better for it. The post Fight the Dust appeared first on White Bread Podcast.
34 minutes | Feb 3, 2019
Fit or Miss – White Bread Podcast
Fit or Miss. Welcome back to White Bread! White Bread podcast is launching Season 3 with an exciting new episode all about fitness and health. Welcome to our next episode: Fit or Miss. It’s the beginning of the year and many of us are trying new ways to keep ourselves healthy and get into shape. January is a great time to try ridiculous new things because most of us are hibernating in our homes and hiding away from our acquaintances we saw too much of during the holidays. Why not try something new when you know you won’t have any real plans for a while? There are tons of new fads out there and Katie and Meg want to bring all of them right to you! Everything from eating your placenta to working out with convicted felons – there are so many ways to get healthy in our world today, why not try them all? Fit or Miss will give everyone listening the know-how to go out into the world as experts in all things health. Who needs Google or a degree? We can all be experts when White Bread Podcast teaches all you need to know. Our segment, Words Gone A-Rye, even has a Fitness spin. Katie and Meg will teach you new fancy fitness phrases and words and give you the ability to understand this growing fitness world around you. Listen to this podcast and you can venture into the world of Fit or Miss boldly. There is no better time to try weird stuff, and possibly see positive results, than the present! Disclaimer: Megan Cordell, Katie Withrow, and White Bread Podcast are not responsible, in any way, for any injury caused or terrible farts smelled as a consequence to listening to this podcast. Listen and follow at your own risk! The post Fit or Miss – White Bread Podcast appeared first on White Bread Podcast.
36 minutes | Nov 18, 2018
Gotcha! There are so many forms of jokery. Many forms of laughter and hilarity. What is truly the history of jokes as we know them? On this episode of White Bread Podcast we will not be answering that question. However, we will be speaking of the jocularity of practical jokes in this “Gotcha!” episode! We will explore the origins of the phrase “practical joke,” and delve into it’s deep history. If you’ve listened to White Bread Podcast before, you will know we give more opinion than fact, but that’s what jokes are all about! Gotcha! Gotcha! will bring you laughs, talk of what forms of jokery are most funny (pee or poop) to hone our craft and encourage others to do the same. White Bread Podcast loves to joke, loves to play jokes, and loves to see jokes being played out on others while we sit safely by and laugh. We will take you through some of our favorite practical joke stories and also give you some tips on the best ways to start a practical joking spree. Don’t be left behind in the dust as more and more of the world’s population scheme and plot while videotaping every hilarious part. Come and be one of us! Anyone can be a comedian when practical jokes are involved. Don’t stand idly by while the jokes are played on you, go out and play jokes on someone else! This will ensure others see you as an avid prankster and perhaps, you will lose a few friends in the process. Introverts, this one is for you, too! This episode also has another exciting segment of Words Gone A-Rye. We will discuss the Luchadore, animal fat, and the Triassic period as we learn more about words we actually don’t know! Listen now and may the jocularity begin! The post Gotcha! appeared first on White Bread Podcast.
33 minutes | Nov 5, 2018
Turn Back Time
Turn Back Time Fanny pack, Bedazzlers, and piles and piles of Bop Magazines. Get ready to Turn Back Time! These are the things that made our childhood awesome, or at least, memorable. Would you like to know what your favorite podcast comediennes were like when they were young and impressionable? We would like to know too, because the girls we read about in our diaries…well, we’re not sure we want to claim them. But we definitely will if it makes you laugh! Critics agree, the best days we will ever have are those of our youth! Or, perhaps, the best days are the ones we realize we were absolutely ridiculous in our youth. Meg and Katie take a trip down memory lane and talk about all the things they loved when they were just young girls, taking on the world one crush at a time. There’s nothing more exciting than finding that you are not the only one who was a little weird, a little dramatic, when youth was upon them. Why not spend some time being entertained by our own selves? Let’s be honest, we know we already entertain you quite thoroughly, but we won’t stop until every detail, every aspect of our crazy past, present, and future is laid bare to our listeners! Don’t make fun of us too much, because you know you were no better than our boy-crazy selves! Turn Back Time with us! Grab a cup of coffee and your latest BOP magazine as we dive into all things Katie and Meg from once upon a time! This podcast is also brought to you by the campaign of Megan Cartwright who runs for Student Council of the 6th grade. Don’t forget to go out and vote – and definitely comprehend her listings. Her listings are very much worth comprehension on a deep level. At least, as deep as a 6th grader can go. The post Turn Back Time appeared first on White Bread Podcast.
27 minutes | Oct 22, 2018
Hocus Bogus Part 2
Hocus Bogus Part 2 What in the world could be better than a comedy podcast about conspiracy theories? A SECOND comedy podcast about conspiracy theories! This topic was just too broad, too exciting, and too weird to not give it another episode. Without further ado, we give you, PART TWO! It’s a whole bunch of Hocus Bogus! What if you were told that everything you believed to not be true was true and everything you thought was true was a little true, but not totally true, with some truth at the end but some truth missing in the middle? White Bread Podcast is coming to the rescue to give you the middle-kind-of-not-so-much truth! This episode of White Bread Podcast is even better than the last. For those of you who have wondered what Queen Elizabeth II’s corgis are really in that castle for, this podcast is one you will not want to miss! Why live your life in isolation from the truth? We live in a time where technology has made killer, mind controlled sharks possible, so why are we not talking about the dangers of shark PTSD? We cannot sit back and pretend that the world is not an eery, weird, and unbelievable place. Let’s unbelieve in the Hocus Bogus together! This podcast is also brought to you by the Denver International Airport. Tune in to hear Denver International Airport’s newest commercial and learn more about where DIA can take YOU! It certainly won’t take you to a portal to hell, we promise! *wink wink* The post Hocus Bogus Part 2 appeared first on White Bread Podcast.
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