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Cette semaine... I bought overpriced but tasty sushi 🍣 I read a book I loved and hated 📚 I just learned that time moved forward today for daylight savings. ⏲ ⏳ My employees kind of suck...

I learned about the Patty uproar of 1985 Patty Palace. And some other shit happened it's 11:56 and I'm tired.

Had a big shit and cried, nbd

Honestly I am tired

I woke up at 24 years to aches and pains in my body. Let's hope 2022 is better than 2022.

This week a lot happened from a nightmare I immediately recorded upon realizing I was awake, to learning my favourite food was poisoning me. I have new staff members and a shitty assistant 🙃 and I also got a beautiful pesto cream cheese bagel that I forgot to mention from La Fabrique de Bagel Montréal. La fromage est super le bagel est ne bon.

Ces semaines beaucoup happened. I don't know man I'm tired. It's almost 10 PM

Cette semaine...The changing of a relationship and other shenanigans this week. Fuck ASOS most of all!

Cette semaine...A blue-eyed brown-haired 6'4, stud wants to fuck! Blacks here still aren't loyal and I 'paid' $7 for 20mL of a shitty latte at star emoji⭐buck emoji🦌. Oh and I fucked up the interview process and don't know where these people will live.

Cette semaine I watched Spiderman and surprisingly loved it. I realised I have to clean up a work mess I never made and I'm stuck working over the holiday. Oh and finished interviewing employees for the two available spots on my team! December 19 2021

I don't even know what I'm saying because it all happened so late and I accidentally fucked up and deleted an episode. It's 10:12 PM so better late than never I guess. 😌 part 2 was actually not deleted so there's that, funny to see the transition in feeling between now and then. Than? Eh, who cares

Cette semaine j'ai acheté 7$ chocolat chaud d'une trés gentille femme Québécoise. I'm debating getting further educated ou un drivers license. And my love fore the city remains to be seen.

This week I'm reminded that old people love me, talking shit with coworkers is nice, and I am not great at arts and crafts.

Fish out of water anglophone in MTL. This week I brought up gay sex with my boss, got scammed twice, and finally got The Black Nod.

Bagels are overrated, bags are underappreciated, I need to get better hobbies... oh, and I still don't speak french!

An anglaphone living & working in Montreal