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In the end (time) doesn't even matter. The Lords of Spaghetti are here to give you a unique insight on the time change. Time and the perception of time is fleeting. Now that the show is over, the Lords give their final insight and review of The Last of Us tv show. Alex brings more English fun, this time with Contronyms! A UFO mothership is in our galaxy? A.I is going to replace people, but probably not you. Jakub is becoming a more and more engrain is nihilism. An Weekly Weird, this time from our International Correspondent!   All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

I need your jacket and your motorcycle! The future can't come soon enough. Alex is ready to become a cybernetic organism. Super Pigs are invading America. Has Funko reached its tipping point? A couple reveals their secret to marriage and its not what you'd expect. TMNT is getting a new movie and some new statues. Alex has a unique perspective about inclusion. Whats happening to Nergal? Should it be legal to bet on wrestling? If this sounds like a heckin good time, grab a brew and a snack, throw those buds in and listen to two dudes talk ad nauseum. All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

The working theory is that the more you do something, the better you are supposed to get at it. Alex and Jakub get on their old man soapbox about the current trends going on. TikTok is implementing a lockdown on user under 18. Restaurants are trying to get into the monthly subscription game. A man steals an enormous amount of eggs. The Mexican President captured a cryptid. Alex brings up the question on whether or not you can be friends with your doctor, but they then proceed to talk about doctors way longer than needed. Science has found a way to 'de-age' and Jakub has a deep rooted fear of clown. Please Clap   All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

This week Mike from the Twisted Cape comes back to Spaghetti Town! They talk about how all the clickbait articles are just the most deceiving information pieces available. Africa 2 and a New Ocean, along with an unknown signal from space. Nintendo is partnering with middle schools for videogame competitions, which they all discuss what game they would've been the best at. Things get serious as they discuss how they each manage their own mental health while living in this era of 'generational panics'. Tons of parenting advise and discussions. Should your social media ramblings be a part of your permanent record? And finally Alex brings up an interesting hypothetical genie situation.   All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

The Controversial Era takes a back seat this week as Alex checks off a bucket list item. Sit back, grab a drink, and listen to a retelling of a moment 17 years in the making. A White Whale has been achieved. They say never to meet you Idols, but maybe you're idolizing the wrong people. Viva the Underdogs.

The more the controversy, the better! This time the Lords of Spaghetti discuss the controversy behind a big videogame release. Did the Osborne Curse strike again? Stop giving your children dumb names. Scientist say The Last of Us fungus is possible and AMC is trying to price themselves out of business. Parenting fun, sickness spreads, and how to act with death. Action packed week in Spaghetti Town! All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

What started out as a simple joke, has now evolved and escalated into full on scorched Earth as ' The Controversial Era" picks up steam and is fast becoming the most talked about thing in podcasting! What controversial topic or topics are they tackling this week? The Mafia is in the news this week, to Jakub surprise. Jakub reads a cringey story submitted by a listener. A dating conundrum and another science 'Why?' story. All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP  

The 'Controversial Era' may have been a mistake. This episode is sure to ruffle some feathers. Things are said and statements are made, for better or worse. More M&M Controversy, but Alex isn't convinced its legit. Jakub made the sacrifice and watched Velma. Mega Corps are giving out mass layoffs because of course they are. The Earth has started to spin in another direction, but why? Alex brings in some super fancy words that everyone has likely felt at some point. All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

As 2023 has been declared the "Controversial Era" of Spaghetti Town, this week the Lords of Spaghetti go in on an American tradition. Jakub has become enthralled with a 'talking' dog.  Alex talks about a historical comeback and the Lords dissect the Last of Us episode 1. The worst thing that can happen for this podcast is for Jakub to start being right on his crazy theories and its starting to happen. Also, be careful what color loofah you put on your golf cart. All this and more, or less. All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

The Lords of Spaghetti hit the ground running and continue their controversial streak. A university wants to get rid of some words and the Lords discuss them and their over-usage in society. Jakub brings a story that is sure to turns some heads in a hospital, Alex took a trip, A Weekly Weird, & a new nickname for Jakub? Alex responds to some 'criticism' about Spaghetti Town. All this and more! All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

Once again, the year has turned and the seats of Spaghetti Town remain occupied. Jakub tries to bring his new controversial attitude to the forefront but stumbles quickly. 2023 has already had a ton of eventful instances and were not even a week in. Alex brings a story that is absolute nightmare fuel and then tries to see if Jakub can be consistent on his takes about 'attention seeking' internet dolts. The question then wraps back around to what is deemed 'weird' and the authenticities of 'being ones true self'; It took until the year 2023 for Jakub to realize that a cartoon animal was in fact, a real animal. Children have mastered the ability to stall and procrastinate and it should be studied. Tons of UFO reports have hit the US government, which becomes a battle of opinions on what would happen if there was a full disclosure. Jakub and Alex have very different opinions.   Nightmare Collie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNAQ727H0WU  All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP  

As the final episode of 2022 comes to a head, The Lords of Spaghetti reminisce about the podcast as whole and where they are from a mindset standpoint as they go into 2023 and even how the landscape of podcasting has drastically changed since they started. They also name their favorite comics, movies, tv shows, videogames and episodes of the year. What goals do they have going into the next year? Jakub wants to go super controversial while Alex thinks it not worth losing the authenticity of the pod. Never sell yourself out, unless its for a lot of money. Like TONS of money. All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

Some consider it the most wonderful time of the year, others don't share that sentiment. The Lords of Spaghetti talk about Christmas, the family dynamics and societal norms that go with it. The unnecessary pressures of gift giving and the disconnect between older expectations and traditions. Jakub brings some weird Christmas stories and talks about Tik Tok being the true crime play by play app. Happy Holidays   All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

As the end of the year draws ever closer, the Lords of Spaghetti reconvene to discuss all the hottest topics of the last week. They talk about the Game Awards and the God of War Tv show. Alex explains issues with youth sports coaching. A 'Try-Hard' gets massively booed on stage. Jakub get super hyped for a new energy source, only to be let down. Did Christopher Nolan make an atomic bomb? New Zealand is banning cigarettes'. Come hang!    All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

The Dynamic Duo catch up on all the stories they've neglected over the weeks, or at least attempt to. Another one of Jakub's 'favorites' gets exposed as being a fraud, in the most 'duh' statement of the week. Oxford released its 'word' of the year. New VR headset has a deadly twist. Did Disney self sabotage its own film? Alex makes a breakthrough.  All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

Its that time again as everybody's favorite Spaghetti Town guest, all the way from London, Amy Mallett returns! She sits down with the Lords of Spaghetti to talk about all the things they deem important! What has she been up to since the her last appearance and what does she have coming up? They talk about Thanksgiving, the spirit of being 'thankful' and how its unfairly perceived as well as the effects Black Friday has across the pond. They also discuss God of War Ragnarok with NO spoilers and other various gaming topics. As always, its always a blast!  All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP Twitter: @amy_mallett & @dicedeathpod

It's Thanksgiving in America and the Lords of Spaghetti bring you a bite sized episode where they draft traditional Thanksgiving Foods and put together the ultimate 5 item plate! Which plate wins? You decide. All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

As we seemingly edge closer to the end of Twitter, the Lords of Spaghetti talk about a 'time traveler' who uses Tik-Tok. Alex finds all sorts of flaws in it. A celebrity changed his name for 'climate change' and Alex thinks its dumb. Jakub and Alex feel inspired by a 23 year old Mayor and contemplate whether they could do it. Alex brings a list for Jakub but he thinks its AI generated!  All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

As the Dawn of Ragnarok approaches Spaghetti Town. The Lords get on their soapboxes and bring you some wacky news. Alex discusses why he is on the fence about censorship. Alex doesn't feel bad for billionaires who make asses of themselves. Jakub wants to try a new chip flavor. An unfortunate group of high schoolers have to retake the SATs again, but its not their fault, which leads Alex on a diatribe on why test are actually disingenuous. A man in prison pulls off an unbelievable heist! Alex explains why going back in time with current knowledge would be a certified death sentence. Sony might be making an MMO of one of its big franchises and its just another example of going in the wrong direction. The gaming industry seemingly never learns until its too late. All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP

As the Hellscape of Twitter change, so does its purpose. The Lords of Spaghetti talk about their respective Halloweens. Alex pitches an idea that works in the world of pro wrestling that he thinks would be cool to apply to real life. A town in Peru celebrates Christmas in a very unique way. Alex thinks it can be improved upon and brought stateside. If nothing else, a movie could be made. As Mortal Kombat passed its 30th Anniversary, a new game was revealed, but not the one that was expected. The Witcher on Netflix, will technically still continuing, is actually dead and shocker, its because the writers didn't respect the source material, allegedly. Alex has finally hit the point of too much content and very few things interest him anymore. All WYSP social links-https://linktr.ee/WYSP