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The first episode of our bonus series, a show about the show, we take you behind the scenes on some of the fun stuff we've been working on. So come hangout with us as we get into goofs a bit preemptively. What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pardon our delay but we promise it was worth it. Technical issues aside, we once again get cozy with out microphones and completely out of our minds. With podcast dad Matt wrapped up in our off the rails tangents, we do our best to find an exit back on to history highway. Meghan discusses the finer points of a fashion war, Zachary once again gets into the battle mushrooms, all while Matt wraps it up pretty with some amateur science. Spoiler alert, it doesn’t go well. So let’s pay our late fees, check out some new material, and ask what the f**k history?  What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Going hard on history is kind of our thing, but this week it happens right out of the gate. Zachary gets a little over excited about some civil war shenanigans, Meghan decides that one sandbox isn't enough for her, and Matt, per our request, puts a little extra stank on his Italian bucket battle. All while we can't seem to keep our conversation in one linear direction. History doesn't make a whole lot of sense though, what's you're excuse? Whatever it is, sit back and relax with a healthy dose of what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week we get ready to shuffle around the usual mess and steal each other's thunder just a bit. Don't worry, it'll get stolen right back. Matt brings us a few tales of how petty people can get, Zachary lays the ground work for yet another historical heist movie, and Meghan gets deep into prohibition philosophy. After defining exactly what inflection is appropriate for the year, we finally get down to brass tacks and ask the question, what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re back once again to break in and tell you the things you never learned from polite society! It’ll only take an hour so please just hear us out. Zachary talks about how one sided a congressional conversation can be, while Matt returns to Rome and the glow of the great Orange Julius, all while Meghan calls upon our rubber chicken mascot to debate philosophy. Once again we start our week right with a bowl full of facts and a sprinkle of sarcasm. Help us enjoy a well balanced history lesson as we ask what the f**k history?  What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Back in the saddle and doing our best not to fall off, we once again make a mess of history. Well history made the mess itself but we’re refusing to clean it up. Zachary gets enraged over a berserker on a bridge while Meghan makes the most out of creepy men and drowned girls. Bringing us both terror and delight, Matt finishes us up this week by discussing some truly dirty birds. So grab your mop and bucket before proceeding to get in the muck with us as we ask the question, what the f**k history!? What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Back at it and this time, it's not a joke. Okay we lied, it's all a joke to us but that's just how we roll! With no one managing to strike out this time we rev up the Ford Tacoma for another wild ride. Matt shows us that being something of scientist in history meant human rights violations, Meghan brings the Comedy Central roast of the Pope back from the dead, and Zachary makes us all wonder why every story doesn't have CS Lewis doing heists in it. With open minds, full hearts, and stomach pains from laughing we ask the question, what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With a bright future ahead and the past, well being the past, we decided to give you all a small little bonus episode! With a few things different and some twists and turns for sure we hope you enjoy a little extra something something. Be sure to listen all the way until the end so you don't miss a thing! What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Someone finally let us out for the week and despite all our rage we’re still not Nicholas Cage. With that said, Meghan helps us question how real National Treasure is, Zachary reminds us why we and Mary Shelly work hard for our explicit tag, while Matt retreads some ground that never made it off the cutting room floor originally. Never say we don’t keep our word because one of us gets three strikes and has to sit in time out. Please tell us you missed them as we finish up at two thirds strength asking, what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We get a little tongue tied this week but that doesn’t stop us from barreling on through anyway. Matt makes us very quickly agree that even modern Greeks are worthy of myth, while Zachary goes in a slightly different direction by discussing the prelude to the mass murder of atomic weapons, all while Meghan not only keeps her cool better than us, but gives a final ruling on the advice of angels. This week we break the illusion of being intelligent people for just a few minutes, actually, who are we kidding you know we’re just as wacky as the history we talk about. So laugh along with us as we ask, what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

With all the modern history going on lately we shout... well this looks like a job for me, as we dive into much less recent affairs of humanities storied past. From the con-artists that could taking over a sleepy town, to being way too horny for Roman fight boys, and Meghan stealing some World War II right out from under Matt's nose. We get back to what we know and do best, which is mostly stupid jokes and refusing to take a strike, as we ask the important questions. Like what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re back and now that we have tackled a serious episode, it’s time to get back to what we do best. Tell ridiculous stories, act like idiots, and probably mispronounce a lot of things. We put on our cape and cowl as Zachary tracks down the tale of a real life Riddler, Matt educates us about a marvelous medieval man child, and Meghan gives us the tale of how one might build their own mechanical savior. All while trying to stop us from creating our own erotic goth goddess to worship. So grab your history books, arm yourselves with your listening devices, and send your prayers to the god pharaoh or your favorite goth girl, while we ask you and the whole of time and space, what the f**k history? What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

All revved up and only one place to go! Where is that place? We don’t rightly know because what is time really? This week Meghan debates the economy of the cosmos and the the merits of precognitive podcasting, Zachary makes everyone miserable with important but scary information, and Matt does his best to pick us up with the one true emperor of America. So get strapped in and ready for a roller coaster as we get a little serious before we get a little stupid and ask the question, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Our audio is a bit out of wack this week and we apologize, but it’s only because we all crammed into one room to bring you the What the F**k Historical Stunt Spectacular! For the first time all three of us gather in the same room to look each other and you the listeners dead in the eyes while we talk about the worst the world has to offer. From an ice cream odyssey, to the cutest child soldier, and even human tea cakes at Tiffany’s. Follow along as we all get a good look at each other as we ask, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

As we three knuckleheads gather around our festive hearth to share stories, our powers combine to create the super holiday spectacular you’ve all been waiting for! Zachary confuses the crowd with a flurry of time stamps and revolt, while Meghan discusses the finer points of arson. Matt finally gives us the Christmas cheer we all waited for with a heartwarming tale of the government and Santa. So sit back, clean up the wrapping paper mess you’ve made, and do a spit take of hot coco while we all ask, what the f**k history!? What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It only gets weirder as we keep going. With our one year anniversary only slightly behind us, we pack into the Ford Tacoma and hit the gas on some of our weirdest stories yet. The fastest knife in the west end causes Zachary to impersonate a British cowboy, we try our best to piss off PETA for a second time with a spy vs spy vs hippo story, and Meghan makes us all question if we can go one week without people eating each other. We take you deep into our mind holes for a horrific look at the weird and wacky as we once again ask, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The fates have aligned as the god king, the abyssal princess, and Matt (who still needs to be bequeathed a moniker) take their thrones and consult with the council of goofs once more. Zachary gets ready to rumble alongside Honest Abe, Meghan helps us follow along Einstein’s brains big adventure, and Matt gets close to his strike counter while talking about the best sniper boy out there. With the cold of winter setting in why not come warm up by our fire as we share the stories that make us say, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Back at it again folks with our typical eldritch, I mean historical bulls**t. No holding back this week as Meghan brings the heat with some light wars which reminds ZaCHary where exactly he left his god throne, Zachary gets a bit salty about billionaires both past and present, while Matt shows us that there is nothing great about being mummified while still alive. All while tying to keep us on track. Spoiler alert, it doesn’t exactly work. But somehow we keep this thing on the rails for at least one more episode as we ask well… what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Halloween might be over, but we’re pulling the holiday’s shambling corpse out of the grave for one last hurrah as we dive down into this year’s Halloween spectacular. Get ready to be comfortable being uncomfortable as Meghan shows us why too many first names (among other things) is definitely an indicator of bad things, Matt leaves us to ponder the handkerchief conversion rate, and Zachary reminds us all that we never knew anything about medicine. Ever. Can you count the number of “Oh F**k’s” Zachary says as we do our best to find the humor in shmannibalism and ask what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Would the real doctor please stand up!? Because this guy clearly is a quack. We let the weird out a little longer than normal today as we get a full Tarantino five act story of misguided medicine, a Canadian Ocean’s level heist, and a family fire that still makes no sense to us. With a little cliff hanger that quickly gets resolved, we stay spooky for the month of October as we ask as always, what the f**k history?! What the F**k After Dark See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.