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Yes, there is an episode between this one and our last episode but we wanted to share the lighter of the two episodes with you.

Spoiler alert: we discuss The Circle - and who leaves. Also, Allie eats pretzels this week and gets carnal with some oranges.

Settling into this world of social distancing during the corona virus pandemic, so we’re sharing our favorite quarantine outfits and how we’re staying sane in this “new norm.”

A wild adventure through old Hollywood, acting contracts, and why we'll never meet an alien.

Episode 16 - Happy Birthday Zach & Dead Dad Storytime by What if We Don't Go to Work Tomorrow

Every person has three astrological signs that make up their “cupcake.” We tell you how to find yours out in this episode!

Ever been on a school trip to Washington D.C. or thought you were the descendant of Lincoln? We’re here to tell you why you’re wrong.

Michelle has to move in a few weeks, so we were apartment hunting and have some stories to tell….

Special shout out to Tony for his birthday! We also talk about changing Chicago neighborhoods and more reality TV.

Scuba, Christmas, and my friends are going to send me a cease and desist so I stop talking about them.

Night out at the Shedd Aquarium and Ilinois legalizes marijuana.

SPOILER ALERT: If you haven't watched the first two episodes of the L Word reboot, watch those before you listen! Also, there's a break when the tacos show up. Everything stops for tacos.

In which we discuss the weird things that our brains do and existentialism and the theater.

Shanna joins us to talk about the USWNT and some of the current news about the team.

We talk about so much in this episode - we’ve got shout outs to our siblings, clever pet names, a child abduction, and how life was before the internet!

In which we discuss Jesus's Vegas Residency in America & the documentary about Mormons that we had just watched.

Halloween is here and it’s the perfect time for Michelle to share the follow-ups from Episode 2 with Allie to see how much her heart can take.

What happens when we engage in an exercise in stream-of-conciousness podcasting.

In which we discuss a bit of Michelle's job but mostly all the scary things that Allie hates. Also, when I say "Dublin Castle" I meant Guinness Castle. Dublin isn't on the west coast.

The first 6 minutes are a little rough because we had some technical issues but after that it's smooth sailing!