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Winter isn't coming. It's here. Follow along as we yearn for spring summer and fall in our latest episode of What Did You Get?—the podcast where we get tested so you don't have to. Here's the Buzzfeed quiz: What Season Actually Suits Your Personality? New Shark? EP ABILENE (Thanks for letting us use your tune!)

To ring in the New Year (and say goodbye to the dumpster fire that was 2016), we dusted off the old "Would You Rather" with a quiz from the Chive. We laughed, we cried, we threw confetti and we learned how we feel about teleporting. And money. And the word "cock."    

We all love mac n cheese and pizza, but what do you really hate? Is it black licorice? Is it those vanilla jelly beans? Is it SPAM? Who knows? Who cares!? We do! We took the Buzzfeed Quiz, "Can We Guess Your Favorite and Least Favorite Food?" from beloved Buzzfeed quiz expert Kat Angus. And it's a doozy. We talk Catholic school girls, butt stuff, and Mexican breakfast food. Strap in. This is a picture from the quiz that we reference A LOT. Enjoy.

What do you call a pinpoint of light in a dark tower? A dreamhole. Yeah. That's a real word "spellcheck." Suck it. Stop underlining my hope with your judgemental red line. The election is over but we don't want to talk about it. So we took this stupid Buzzfeed quiz instead: Take This Quiz to Get Your Mind Off Things for a Few Minutes It's pretty awesome. Let us know what you got!

In this week's quiz Liz and Shawn pound a bottle of rose and take Buzzfeed's What Kind of Wine Are You? quiz to find out that we're both basic as hell. Grab a glass of your finest $2 Chuck and follow along. You will MER-NOT want to miss this (see what I did there? I mispronounced "merlot" and changed one of the letters. I know. Clever stuff, right?)

In this week's quiz, we discover what our dicks from an alternate universe look like. I know. Exciting stuff. Show links: Buzzfeed Quiz: How Big is Your Dick in Another Universe? Ben Henry Twitter Tasteful Nude Dude Instagram (p.s. this is amazing) Replacing "wand" with "penis" in every Harry Potter book Kathryn Hahn Watch

This week's episode is from the WDYG archive and stars funny man extraordinaire, Mark Cheney. Laugh along as we discover why you're a shitty wedding guest.

In this week's quiz, we turn once again to Buzzfeed to find out "Which Color Nail Polish Should You Use Next?" It sounds stupid (and it is), but I'll be damned if this isn't one of our best episodes yet. Take the quiz and listen along to find your own perfect nail shade. Or not. Probably not.

In this week's Buzzfeed quiz we go for the gold by trying to guess which butt goes with which Olympic sport. It's as awesome as it sounds. QUIZ: Can You Guess the Olympic Sport by the Athlete's Butt?

What's better than pizza? Nothing. Maybe sex. Luckily we talk about em both. Follow along as we take the Buzzfeed quiz, "Your Taste in Pizza Will Reveal Your Taste in Men" from quizster extraordinaire, Kat Angus, and dive into what makes pizza so damn sexy.  Thanks, Kat.

Actually...it's Frankenstein's Monster... Have you ever been this douche? Do you correct people's grammar? Do you spoil Game of Thrones and complain that Fast and the Furious 6 isn't realistic? You might be a buzzkill. Take the quiz along with us and find out that you're just as terrible as the rest of us! Yaaaaay! Buzzfeed Quiz: "Are You a Buzzkill?"