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25 minutes | Jun 2, 2017
CULT MOVIE - Freaks
Martin, Paul, and Charlie saw a vampire movie that reminded them of ‘Dracula’, thus they did the only logical thing...they saw a movie about circus freaks.
35 minutes | May 16, 2017
S5 Ep.5 - The Vampire's Coffin
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss a Dracula ripoff that somehow didn’t learn the lessons perfected by it’s predecessor despite Dracula being 20 years older.
33 minutes | May 2, 2017
REQUEST - People
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss a new movie given to us by the filmmakers. As always, we warned them but they were very insistent that we check it out. So here we go again, angering people who give us free stuff...
38 minutes | Apr 17, 2017
S5 Ep.4 - Dark Tide
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how low Halle Berry’s career can go, the problems with a movie where nothing happens and nobody learns anything, and how many deaths it takes on a boat before you’re considered a bad captain.
22 minutes | Apr 3, 2017
CULT MOVIE - Riki Oh: The Story of Riki
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss one of the greatest uses of film that ever existed.
42 minutes | Mar 17, 2017
S5 Ep.3 - The Trust
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how a heist movie can be bland, the reasons why characters fail when they don’t commit, and how a movie can be okay scene by scene but fall apart as a whole.
35 minutes | Mar 2, 2017
ROUND TABLE CHAT
We talk about stuff. That is all.
45 minutes | Feb 16, 2017
S5 Ep. 2 - The Traveler
Martin, Paul, Chris, and Matt discuss how decent ideas executed poorly make those decent ideas seem stupid, why close ups of Val Kilmer’s lips is off putting for the wrong reason, and how a normally two star b-movie can be so much worse.
36 minutes | Jan 31, 2017
CULT MOVIE - Tromeo and Juliet
Martin, Paul, and Charlie use this movie as an excuse to discuss all things Troma and why we love them.
44 minutes | Jan 16, 2017
S5 Ep. 1 - Journey to the West
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how humor can sometimes overcome mediocrity, the differences between an important cultural document and a silly comedy, and the many other wonderful works of Stephen Chow who some the panel thought was dead.
35 minutes | Dec 31, 2016
CULT MOVIE - Gigli
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss what makes this one of the worst Ben Affleck movies movies ever made, though mostly we just argue about how to pronounce the name.
24 minutes | Dec 1, 2016
CULT MOVIE - Thankskilling
Martin, Paul, Charlie, and Josh discuss a deliberately terrible Thanksgiving horror movie. Between the audio issues and a drunk host, enjoy what what has been dubbed by our editor as “the absolute worst”.
41 minutes | Nov 15, 2016
S4 Ep. 11 - The Adventures of Food Boy
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how a wonderful gift can be squandered by a whiney teenager, how a movie deeply rooted in white privilege can be racist, and how a cut and paste story can become dark behind the scenes.
28 minutes | Oct 29, 2016
CULT MOVIE - Salo: 120 Days of Sodom
Martin, Charlie, and Chris discuss the most controversial horror movie that existed...between 1977 and 2011.
19 minutes | Oct 1, 2016
REQUEST - Frankenhooker
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss a Frankenstein movie where the parts come from hookers. There's not much else here folks. It's all in the title. Requested by T-Kun Unusual Wordsmith
43 minutes | Sep 14, 2016
S4 Ep.9 - Battle Royale 2
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss the many facets of terrorism, why 9/11 shouldn't be used as a Japanese plot device, and the reasons that a child shouldn't take over a dead parent's legacy.
15 minutes | Aug 31, 2016
CULT MOVIE - Destino
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss a work between two great artists making the best show they could with what they had. They also discuss something by Salvador Dali and Walt Disney.
45 minutes | Aug 15, 2016
S4 Ep.8 - The Lady in the Car with Glasses and a Gun
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how a Thriller needs to be thrilling in order to be a Thriller, why the color of a woman’s hair isn’t enough to make a bad movie bearable to watch, and how a movie about a lady in a car with glasses and a gun should probably have found the gun a bit sooner.
28 minutes | Jul 29, 2016
REQUEST - Where the Dead Go To DIe
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss a completely CGI movie written, directed, and produced by a man who freely admitted that he was eating pot cookies the whole time. Request by @TASpod on Twitter
44 minutes | Jul 14, 2016
S4 Ep. 7 - Vampire Academy
Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how world building can backfire, why the plots to the best young adult stories don’t focus on teenage drama, how all the vampire rules got thrown out the window.
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