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The girls say it’s time to treat yourself! From sex toys to dinners in a bubble bath, Katie and Lisa speak on how they spoil themselves and why dating yourself should be a regular occurrence.

Beyonce didn't prepare us for this one. Katie and Lisa define friendship break-ups and why they are the worst to go through. 

"WAP" is the new fuck girl anthem and Katie and Lisa are not upset about it. As they tell the LAST chapter of how they got fired, the girls commit to a future of not censoring their sexuality.  

Can you find the love of your life on the freeway? Will Katie and Lisa lose their jobs at a beach house? Katie and Lisa lay out the dirty details of the investigation that led to their termination. 

Nature sex, sliding into the DMs, and COVID testing. Katie and Lisa also talk about their work from home trip to Carpenteria where they received the call that they were under investigation. 

Unwarranted dick pics. Inappropriate comments. It's 2020, how is there still sexual harassment in the workplace!?? Katie and Lisa share their story.

Awkward first dates, bras, and promotions. Free the nip and settle in with a hard seltzer as Katie and Lisa continue their story of how they got fired.

Now that they got fired... NO MORE LEAVING YOU DRY!!! Who asked for one serving of boiling, hot tea? Katie and Lisa start telling their juicy story from the beginning.

Katie and Lisa have their first guest in bed with them, getting down and dirty... with the details on how to steal the heart of a professional athlete. 

Who wants to be a savage? Start by grabbing life by the balls and making a sex playlist. Let Hot Girl Summer 2020 commence! 

Astro-sex-physicists take you on a wild rocket ride to the deep walls of the parallel universe. NASA's not even ready for this. #SaveKatiesClit2020

Sex dreams, snake porn, or tears... What gets you to climax? 

Warning: There will be blood. Period sex is the new voodoo. 

Nudes are like chicken wings... hot and juicy! Katie and Lisa embrace the art of sexting and nudes. 

To break quarantine for sex or to not break quarantine for sex. Trust me, you are going to need a drink for this one.

Swipe right on dating apps and find the one or the one night stand.

Northern California’s favorite degenerates kick off Wet Breakfast with America’s hot dinner table topic - sex toys.