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We're No Experts
40 minutes | Aug 5, 2021
Rerun - Episode 1 - Dog Thoughts
While we're on hiatus, it's a perfect time for you to revisit our first episode! We discuss dog thoughts, self checkouts, the idiom "a dog's age," and more!
51 minutes | Jul 22, 2021
Episode 92 - We're on Hiatus
We are taking a well deserved break for the summer. Please submit topics to firstname.lastname@example.org! And enjoy this final episode in which we talk about lazy teachers and the dumbest uses we'd make of time travel.
64 minutes | Jul 8, 2021
Episode 91 - More Machine Than Experts
What makes a cyborg? At what point do you cease being "a person with a metal arm" and an honest-to-goodness cybernetic organism? Also: a question of etiquette.
75 minutes | Jun 24, 2021
Episode 90 - The Last Pod on Earth
Flipping the script a bit, what would you do if you were the last person on Earth? How would you fill your days? How would you guarantee your survival? What buildings would you burn down?
66 minutes | Jun 10, 2021
Episode 89 - Button Men
Jim suggests there are advantages to aging in reverse like The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Jonathan ain't so sure. Also a Bathroom Break follow-up and, like, a lot of unexpected dentist talk at the end.
65 minutes | May 27, 2021
Episode 88 - A Couple of Cold Ones
If you could be cryogenically frozen and thawed out hundreds of years from now, would you do it? What would it take to change your mind? What if we told you that you might end up a RoboCop?
51 minutes | May 13, 2021
Episode 87 - Fallout Boys
Disaster preppers and survivalists are nutjobs, right? There's nothing to that. We shouldn't bother prepping for nuclear armageddon or anything, should we? Let's figure it out.
67 minutes | Apr 29, 2021
Episode 86 - Tom and Tommer
If you swapped Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks in their respective movies, who'd come out on top?
59 minutes | Apr 15, 2021
Episode 85 - Time Travail
Jonathan has anxiety about time travel, real ontological shit, and he'll tell you all about it after he's done complaining about his audio book purchase.
67 minutes | Apr 1, 2021
Episode 84 - Decline the Power
Are there any superpowers you'd outright turn down if offered? There are drawbacks you might want to consider. Good, practical advice for real problems is what we're all about.
64 minutes | Mar 18, 2021
Episode 83 - Other People's Pets
You down with O.P.P.? Other people's pets? Of course you pet every dog, but there certainly must be lines you don't cross with other people's pets, right? Also: Jonathan slags Bodum.
61 minutes | Mar 5, 2021
Episode 82 - Shifty Characters
Would it be better to shapeshift into one specific person for as long as you want or shapeshift into anyone for just one hour? Don't miss the surprise return of a classic segment!
72 minutes | Feb 18, 2021
Episode 81 - No Contest
If you could run a contest, what would the prize be? What kind of contestants would you want, and how would they compete? We also cover a few norms: helping yourself to a drink and double-dipping.
61 minutes | Feb 4, 2021
Episode 80 - We're No Groundhogs, Part II
Haven't we done this before? No! Following up on Part I, we investigate what we might do differently should the genie's curse give us advance notice of the time loop. Hear Jim praise Jonathan's genius idea.
63 minutes | Jan 21, 2021
Episode 79 - Junk Drawer
Jim has a few rapid-fire topics, including: washing new clothes, the battle of the sitcom dads, beef with store layouts.
58 minutes | Jan 8, 2021
Episode 78 - Were No Experts
Is there ever a right time for correcting someone? We've all probably corrected someone's spelling or told them they were misremembering a story. When is that okay, and when are you being a dick?
62 minutes | Dec 24, 2020
Episode 77 - Clausian Morality
Santa's list of who's naughty and who's nice fails completely to provide a clear moral framework for children's behavior. We are going to fix that.
47 minutes | Dec 10, 2020
Episode 76 - We're Probably Not Experts
Have you ever overestimated your own competence? You ever told someone they were bad at something? What's with our impulse to soften criticism? Also, Jim's got a norm and a question about broadcasting "fuck" on TV. Something for everyone!
57 minutes | Nov 26, 2020
Episode 75 - Talking Everything But Turkey
The time has come to settle Best vs. Favorite: Thanksgiving Sides! Generally just a whole episode about gabbing about food. Hot meals or hot showers? Only cake or only pie? Don't listen on an empty stomach.
59 minutes | Nov 12, 2020
Episode 74 - Nobody Moves, Nobody Experts
If you had to rob a bank, could you do it? How would you go about it? What's stopping you? Dark stuff!
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