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Kristen Bell releases a Christmas song and we make fun of it, obviously.

People get lost in a 63 acre maze of corn. They panic and call 911. Shit. Read more here.

This week, we talk about a drunk Teletubby stealing Chinese food, a neighborhood thinking they are seeing a halloween prank when it is actually murder, and a woman who lost her wedding ring in the candy jar.

This week we basically bail on weird news and just talk about our childhood. We eventually make it to some guy who faked a coma for two years in Wales. Frankly, we'd fake a coma too if we had to live in Wales. Read more here

  A girl goes an entire month without knowing a 3-inch long leech was living in her nose. The constant nosebleeds gave nothing away. Read more here    

A 23-year-old from England has a 17 hour erection. Instead of going out and having sex with everyone, he ends up in the hospital with two pints of blood removed from his penis. Read more here

Yes, C is for Coochie, and that's good enough for we. A woman brings cookies decorated with vaginas into her 7-year-old's classroom. And that's just messed up. (not the actual cookies) Here's a longer version of the story (one of our many sources)

This week, we talk about a couple who invited a homeless man back to their house for a threesome. It ended as poorly as you think. You can tell by this picture that this is definitely a woman to throw meat over. Also, don't forget about her confused friend commenting on her new relationship status.  Check out Daniela's Facebook profile and read more here!

We talk about some guy who was nearly fired for digging up a corpse then taking a picture with it. In his defense, he had the body for it. Hey-Oh! Read more here

In what is perhaps the most bizarre act of unintended terrorism, a woman forces a plane to make an emergency landing because she won't stop singing "I Will Always Love You." Love is eternal, but patience is not. Read more here

We found a few hilarious and/or major Ice Bucket Challenge screw ups. They involve things like: fire, planes, the Confederate flag, a literal ton of water, and the British. Videos/stories below: Jaw dislocated during Ice Bucket Challenge Head on fire during Ice Bucket Challenge 400 gallons of water dropped on a guy during Ice Bucket Challenge

We talk about this guy who was cutting off dicks and keeping them in jars. Yeah, everybody needs a hobby. It's just that collecting dicks in jars probably shouldn't be yours. Read more: http://tinyurl.com/o2dooro

Our friend Amelia joins us this week to talk about what it'd be like having sex with your sibling... To read more about this awkward situation: http://tinyurl.com/nggmxuv

There have been many great rings of our time: the ring of fire one ring to rule them all ring around the Rosie ...But this isn’t one of them To read the article: http://tinyurl.com/kgn9b6l  

You know how sometimes you forget the laundry in the wash? This lady did that. But with a sex toy in her vagina. Read more about this silly ordeal: http://tinyurl.com/kmbguy6 Here's an x ray of a sex toy in a vagina.  

Short episode today. We discover the most French thing that's ever happened. Read more: http://tinyurl.com/q99slve

Women all over the U.S. have been concealing things in their genitals. We discuss the best method to store a loaded weapon in your vagina (a shooter in your cooter). Nathan rates mugshots on a scale of 1-10 "would bang". Shandi thinks butts have corrosive chemical properties. To read more: http://tinyurl.com/n6dxsjh Nathan's ratings: Jennifer Renee Crosby, aged 42: "6.5 out of 10 would let touch my penis" Fuck, marry, kill: marry Dallas Archer, aged 19: "4.7 would recommend in a pinch" Fuck, marry, kill: kill Christina Lafave, age unknown: "7.5 out of 10 would bang" Fuck, marry, kill: fuck    

This week's episode is a twofer. We discuss how impractical (though effective) it is to kill a spider by burning down your whole house. Also, the most polite police standoff in history. To read more about "Jerry" and his blow torch, http://tinyurl.com/l3lefwx To read the story I seemingly couldn't follow, http://tinyurl.com/ndxq8oc

Someone or someTHING has committed a crime. Seattle cops assume it was a poltergeist. We wonder why. Why the fuck would they assume poltergeist? To read more about this pesky "poltergeist": http://tinyurl.com/k7m8sz3

We discuss the logistics of having a neighbor who really wants to have sex with your pool raft... Which is exactly what this man from Ohio had to deal with his neighbor doing. Link to Edwin Tobergta's Sexual Escapades Here: goo.gl/CxaAst