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54 minutes | Mar 30, 2022
WWK Ep 41 - "Space Exploration" A Unique Problem VS First Space Boner
In this episode, we explore the inner workings of the vacuum of space and return with cosmic knowledge of unknown celestial origin.Whitney fills in all the layfolk witht he gritty details of just what does happen to the human body in space anyway? Spoiler: it involves boiling AND freezing, at the same time!Then, Dustin lays out a short history of human space exploration, good and bad...mostly bad.As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
46 minutes | Feb 25, 2022
WWK "In-Betweens" Ep 17
WE'RE BACK AND PREGNANT AS F%@&!On this week's "In-Betweens" episode, we cover all kinds of topics, old and new. And we go off on a few meat-heavy stories.Topics Inlcude:- Pentagon Chicken Spies- The Medicinal Ketchup Craze of the 1800s- One Man's Raw Meat Dietary Journey- Nutritional Cannibalism: Calorie Counting- Secret Car Trunk Stowaways- Hairy Gravestone Encounter- Sausage Drone Dangling Doggo Rescue Operation- The Infamous WWII Beer Run of Machine Gun KellyAs always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
47 minutes | Feb 11, 2022
WWK Ep 40 - "Pirates!" Rainbow Confederation VS Double Bird Entendre
It's our triumphant return episode!! We're back from the jungle, and we're talkin Pirates! Dustin starts out with unlearning a bunch of so-called pirate "facts", before delving into the life story of history's most successful pirateThen, Whitney undoes everything Dustin did with a good old-fashioned wikiHow on how to be a pirate, followed by the story of history's most UNsuccessful pirate.It's a wild, bumpy ride on the open seas! Join us as we try to figure out how to do this show again!As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
55 minutes | Oct 18, 2021
WWK "In-Betweens" Ep 16
We're back in the Podhole! On this episode of "In-Betweens," we're shaking the rust off and talking all kinds of nonsense.Topics include:- "A curious case of rectal ejaculation"- Killer doll hiding in wall- Robots having babies- More creepy kids' past lives- Millionaire's kidnapping/rescue scheme goes awry (aka "Taken" meets "Overboard")- Puppy-stealing monkeys- Russian horse-noise torture- Zodiac killer ID'd???As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
47 minutes | Sep 25, 2021
WWK Ep 39 - "Turns of Phrases" Horny Business VS No More Butts
Sorry for the delay, but here is "Jungle Series Episode 5!"For this episode, the topic at hand is "Turns of Phrases"..."Turn of Phrase?"..."The Turning of the Phrase?"...However you wanna say it, we're talking about idioms like a couple of idiots. Whitney starts out with the sexy origins of some common phrases, before unwrapping the surprisingly true story behind Snake Oil Salesfolk. (Did you know snake oil is a real damn thing? And that it actually works?!)Then, Dustin gets medieval on y'all's asses, telling the dark history behind a few more common phrases still in use today, before taking a hard stance on never responding to sneezes ever again. (With the exception of "Satan take 'em," of course.)As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
55 minutes | Sep 12, 2021
WWK "In-Betweens" Ep 15
Jungle Series: Episode #4! In this episode of "In-Betweens," we're still dealing with the unavoidable sounds of the jungle, but we still manage to get silly on a wide range of topics, including: - The Mcdonald's McFlurry Machine Scandal - An update on Joe Exotic's former zoo/animal prison - Leopard on the Loose/Arm the Chickens? - Sex in Space: Serious Business - A Good Hitman is Hard to Find - The Legend of Pelorus Jack: New Zealand's Dolphin Guide - The Titanic Iceberg Strikes Again...in Tennessee As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
84 minutes | Sep 7, 2021
WWK Ep 38 - "Creepy Kids" The Kid's Got Moxie VS Demon Containment 101
In the 3rd episode of our "Jungle Series," we're talking Creepy Kids. First, Dustin goes into the "psychology" of why kids are so damn creepy. Then, takes us to the Golden Age of Hollywood to present the Reincarnation Case of Ryan Hammons/Marty Martyn. Whitney rounds out this whole Creepy Kid cornucopia with a deep dive into the wild story of The Gary Exorcism Case and the Demonhouse that hosted a supposed 200+ demons, terrorized an entire family, and even got the police to attend a modern exorcism! As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
56 minutes | Aug 28, 2021
WWK "In-Betweens" Ep 14
***DISCLAIMER***We're sorry about the sound quality on this episode, but we are in the middle of the jungle. Hopefully we'll have all the kinks worked out for the next episode. In part 2 of our Jungle Series, we get weird and all over the place with this "In-Betweens" episodeTopics Inlcude:- Naked Deer Encounters- Michigan Bigfoot Sighting- Random Staircases in the Woods- Lil Nas X Takes Taco Bell- Sea Snake Sex Down by the Seashore- The Great Emu War; aka: Why Whitney Can't have Pet EmusAs always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
64 minutes | Aug 19, 2021
WWK Ep 37-"Urban Legends" Engorged Titties VS Squirrelly Little Beasts
In the first of who-knows-how-many episodes in our rainforest series, we're coming to you straight from the jungles of Panama! This episode is all about "Urban Legends"...whatever the hell that means. Whitney starts things off with a legend right in our own borrowed-backyard. She does a deep dive on La Tulevieja, Panama's own creepy Urban Legend. Lock up your babies, cuz Tulevieja's coming for em, engorged titties swinging.Then, Dustin touches on several (aka "way too many") lesser known Urban Legends from around the US, as well as, a couple from overseas. Hold on to your butts, cuz this is a TON of wild stories.As always, our humor isn't suitable for most people. Enjoy!
62 minutes | Aug 14, 2021
WWK- "In-Betweens" Ep 13
Lucky number 13! Before departing on our adventure to the jungle, we sit down to discuss random things we've been into lately. Topics Include:- Grievances, Celebrations, and Sandwiches- Smashing Trains Into Each Other- Masturbation Tools in Space- The Occupy McDonald's Movement- Things Not To Say During a Job Interview-Henry Ford's Amazon DoomtownAs always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
76 minutes | Aug 5, 2021
WWK Ep 36- "Killer Clergy" YOLO in Hell VS Piss Cakes
On this week's episode, we're talking "Killer Clergy."Dustin opens up with the tale of a priest getting away with murder for 50 years, before going back to the turn of the century for yet another tale of a murderous priest. Then, Whitney travels even further back in time to uncover the dark arts of witch-hunting, and how the church of the "new world" did pretty much whatever the hell they wanted. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
70 minutes | Jul 29, 2021
WWK- "In-Betweens" Ep 12
Welcome to our in betweens! This week we cover:Potent Potables Ghost Ships or not?Alien FivesomesGhost MagiciansKitten Buttholes Infiltration of America OnlineJohn Cena!and Thomas Edison that murdering bastardAs always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
52 minutes | Jul 21, 2021
WWK Ep 34- "Found Footage" FBI be damned VS Suck it Mounties
This episode is all about found footage and its many wondrous and tortuous ways! Whitney starts things off with a banger, fully dissecting the penultimate alien autopsy footage ever…created? Then, dustin gets weird, talking about severed feets, double basements, and Charlie Sheens. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy! This episode is all about found footage and its many wondrous and tortuous ways! Whitney starts things off with a banger, fully dissecting the penultimate alien autopsy footage ever…created? Then, dustin gets weird, talking about severed feets, double basements, and Charlie Sheens. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
54 minutes | Jul 9, 2021
WWK- "In-Betweens" Ep 11
After a small hiatus we are back to show you our in betweens!This week we cover topics like:Eating CelebritiesBlasting off BezosIllegal DentistryFlorida Man in a Florida TownDiarrhea Ham GunsCheese Crimesand much, much more!
56 minutes | Jun 25, 2021
WWK Ep 33- "Shipwrecks" - Merkin Fur VS Nugget Pie
Ahoy there mateys! This week we're talking all things maritime. Dustin covers the epic tale of an unsinkable mistress of the sea, a man stuck 100 feet under water for 3 days, and the real life Robinson Crusoe. Wit follows with the tale of the sinking of the St. Paul, some light cannibalism, and the sad fate of one small cabin boy.As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
55 minutes | Jun 18, 2021
WWK- "In-Betweens" Ep 10
We're back showing y'all our in-betweens and this time they are coating in cocaine. Enjoy!
71 minutes | Jun 10, 2021
WWK Ep 32- "Good Things From Bad Places" - Gay Superhero VS Gingerbread Memes
This week is a little different. Wit takes on the more serious topic of the Stonewall Uprising and four women of color who continued the LGBTQ+ movement afterwards (Stormé DeLarverie, Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, Sylvia Rivera, and Marsha P. Joshnson). Dustin turns up the funny and tells us about the screwed up origins of nursery rhymes and delicious cookie men. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!Donate to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute at https://marshap.org/
51 minutes | Jun 4, 2021
WWK- "In-Betweens" Ep 9
Coming at you with another in-betweens and we are ready to talk about stuff like:Blood rainCampy, Campy Scary, Scary HorrorAccidental CorpsesKevin BacobitsPractice TraumaPenguin-Dog Friendshipsand More!As always our humor isn't suitable for most people. Enjoy!
75 minutes | May 27, 2021
WWK Ep 31- "Mutants" - Radioactive Face Lickin' VS Mutated Onion
Mutants huh?This week Dustin covers what is going on in the Chernobyl exclusion zone, spoiler this includes some adorable radioactive puppers. Then he goes on to tell us about a poison cave that will more than likely kill us all one day. Whitney goes over the ins and outs of telepathy and how it might just be within our reach. Next she covers the case of the "Duvall Letters" scam, which just goes to show that telepathy can in fact be used for evil. As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!
64 minutes | May 20, 2021
WWK- "In-Betweens" Ep 8
Surprise! We're back twice in one week. This week's in-betweens includes topics like:Ethical Cannibalism Dolphins Getting HighRadioactive VodkaTurkey MasturbationAnti-Masturbation CerealLarge English Dick in the CountrysideHigh Meatand more!As always, our humor isn't suitable for most people. Enjoy!
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