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Well we've only gotten past Week 7 of the NFL and Alex already thinks the Patriots are winning the Super Bowl. You have to be ducking kidding me. What ducking bullshat.

Week 6 of the NFL has passed and that means its time to start thinking about firing your head coach. And your hosts Alex and Andrew are glad to give their not so humble opinions.

Screw you Donald Trump and screw you Bobby Aguayo. Don’t screw NFL mascots. This is We Suck! the NFL Podcast with Alex and Andrew and everything is terrible.

Its the first episode of Mets Suck! The Podcast, the official podcast of depressed Mets fans, where  your hosts Alex and Andrew talk about how everything sucks that rhymes with Mets. We talk football too.

Week 3 of the NFL has come and gone much like Alex and Andrew's hangovers from NEW YORK CITY HEY IM WALKING HERE NEW YORK USA. We talk one man band Terrelle Pryor again and of course how disapointing the Bucs already are. WE SUCK!

Alex is out of town so we have special guests Kyle, Rob, and Doug from the Youtube talk show Wicked Hard Slap Show joining Andrew in a way too spirited and thus way too long episode covering the events of Week 2 in the NFL. Put your kids to sleep, this episode is After Dark!

After Week 1 in the NFL comes to a close, Alex and Andrew talk about the Browns. We feel no need to elaborate more on this. Oh and surprise, our new Los Angeles Rams are turrible.

WE SUCK THE PODCAST IS BACK FOR SEASON 2 AND THE 2016 NFL SEASON. As is now tradition for the first episode of the season, your hosts Alex and Andrew do win/loss for their respective sucky godawful teams. OKAY AND WE TALK ABOUT KAEPERNICK YOU HAPPY? GAWD!

Football is over and the Denver Bronco Uberdefuns has won. Alex and Andrew talk Super Bowl haters, Papa Love, and, what else, more Johnny Football on this week’s We Suck! The NFL Podcast. And we’ll see you next week!

We Suck! The Podcast has made it through Pro Bowl weekend and it was...balls. Alex and Andrew talk skill contests, super bowl predictions, and the first Brought To You By The NFL featuring Cam Newton’s greek yogurt. We taste test so you don't have to!

Still chomping at the bit for more NFL after only 2 games? Youre in luck because We Suck! The Podcast is here to feed that hunger. It was conference championship weekend and Alex and Andrew couldn't be happier with the results. We talk all that and beer.

As NFL Playoffs Week comes to a close, Alex brings astute analysis and Andrew can’t remember diddlysquat for good reasons. And how are you saving up for Super Bowl tickets? We’re thinking sperm, lots of it. This and more on We Suck! The NFL Podcast Ep 18!

What a NFL Wild Card dumpster fire it was this weekend! Good thing Alex and Andrew of We Suck! The Podcast are here to keep it lit. In this week of everything sucky the NFL has to offer, we talk Bengals (of course), Texans (of course), and is Andrew a time traveller (scientifically unproven at this point in time of human history)? All this and Stephen A Smith! Ew!

We Suck! The Official NFL Podcast For Sucky Teams is BACK from vacation just in time to cover the last week of the regular season and Alex and Andrew are still hungover. On this week's episode, Andrew mourns the loss of his free steak dinner bet and Alex already misses Coughlin. And it's our favorite time of the year, coach chopping block week! All this and food fetishes on We Suck! The Podcast! 

Merry Christmas from Alex, Andrew, and the We Suck family! In Week 15, Alex and Andrew discuss the epic fail that is New York Giants, Zach Mettenberger, rumors of Bengals running back even existing, and not seeing a Bucs win in person in the 21st century.

Its Week 14 for the NFL and also We Suck! The Podcast. This week, Alex and Andrew talk Manning family retirement plans, America's team and their great leader Matt Cassel, and finally we bring this podcast into the 21st century with...

Alex and Andrew talk more crap about, you guessed it, Da Browns, pray for Cam Newton's safety, and finally figure out why Hannukah doesn't get the fair shake it deserves. All this and more on Week 13 of We Suck! The Podcast!

Its Week 12 of the NFL season and guess what? If you guessed the Browns are a mess, you get no prize because of course the Browns are a mess. Also, Alex and Andrew talk about embarassing losses and those idiots wearing zebra stripes. All this on We Suck!

In week 11 of We Suck, Alex and Andrew marinate in dog farts while they eviscerate the St. Louis Rams, pile on the dumpy San Diego Chargers, and pick apart the Cincinnati Bengals run game.

In week 10 of We Suck, NFL soothsayers Alex and Andrew predict Mark Sanchez and TJ Yates’ future, learn how to pronounce Peyton Manning’s injury, and speculate on the New Orleans strip club Rob Ryan currently haunts.