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Golems are weird. More specifically, one type of golem is weird. And maybe it's not even the golem that's weird. Maybe it's the person that makes that one type of golem is weird. There are 4 types of golem: Iron, Clay, Stone and Flesh. We'll let you decide which is the weird one. Hint: If you say anything other than Flesh, you're messed in the head. But are Golems friends or fiends? Check out the episode and then let us know what you think.

The Gang is surrounded by angry light nipples in a fortress filled with phantoms of past occupants. Is it time travel? Does it matter? Yeah, it probably matters. Also, Bort tries to read, Kroy has a shotgun (?!) and Nubz find an old (but young) acquaintance in phantom form.

This is a show is actually about turkeys because they're just gobblin' around. Good joke. This week is actually about the tiny little pests known as goblins. You probably think you know everything about them, and you're probably right. But did you know that a Goblin King is almost undoubtedly the least powerful monarch around? Come learn about them and then let us know what you think. Are goblins friends or fiends?

This week we look at the only creature in the Monster Manual with full on punctuation in its name. I have no idea why this isn't listen under 'D' for 'Deep Gnome', or 'S' for 'Svirfneblin', but here we are. Come learn about them, and then let us know what you think.

The Gang is back inside the walls of Red Rock, but something seems different. But also, eerily familiar? I get the feeling they're not going to like what they find.

"All that the light touches belongs to you, Simba. Everything else belongs to the Gnolls." Actually, even the things the light touches also belongs to the Gnolls if they want it. They're pretty freakin' ruthless. But they're also kinda cool. So come learn about them, then let us know what you think. Are Gnolls friends, or fiends? 

El Diablo is dead. Did The Gang beat the game? No. Obviously not. There's still a whole demon infestation to deal with. But first we're going to find out exactly what Kroy has been trying to tell us for the last 5 episodes. Kroy is back, baby! Or at least, The Gang is hoping he is.

What do you need to know about the Gith? They are one people split into two factions: the Githyanki and the Githzerai. Those two factions hate each each. That's the really important, but very basic thing you need to know. There's a lot of cool stuff going on in this episode that I don't want to spoil, but I will say that pirates, dragons and maybe even some Digimon all make an appearance. So come give the episode a listen, then let us know what you think. Are the Gith friends or fiends?

This week, The Gang confronts El Diablo, for what they hope will be the final time. But are they finally strong enough to take him on? Or is he gonna stomp all over them again, just like he always does? Also, where did all these lampshades come from?

Well, there's not a whole lot to say about this week's creature. It's just a terrifying wad of gum. Although I will say that as bad as you think this gum monster might be based on it's picture, I can guarantee you that the reality is even worse. So come learn about this glorping goo monster and then let us know what you think; are Gibbering Mouthers friends or fiends? Also, what's you favourite gum flavour?

This week, The Gang realizes that maybe, getting into Red Rock wasn't actually the hard part of their task. An unnerving encounter with the demons leads The Gang to reconsider their approach. Is it time to fall back and regroup? Oh, and how are the Elves doing?

This week The Gang rides a raging Mastodon along a path of destruction. But with Demons and Goblins closing in on all sides, they have their work cut out for them. Will they survive long enough to reach the portal inside the North tower? And even if they make it there, will they be able to close it?

Last episode we looked into the history and lore surrounding Giants. This week we get into the details about the 6 different types of Giants. The nice thing about giants is that their names really do tell you everything you need to know about them. Fire Giants like fire, Storm Giants like storms. The Not so nice thing about Giants is that it turns out they're not all that nice. But are they friends or are they fiends? Give the episode a listen and let us know what you think.

The Gang finds themselves on a new plane of existence, although they have no idea which one. But at least it's not the Abyss. And they managed to rescue Lazar, so everything seems to be on the up and up. Right? Surely nothing will go wrong here.

This week's entry is so big, we had to split it into two episodes! And no, that's not just a joke about Giants being really tall. Giants have been around since basically the beginning of time, and that means there's a lot of things for us to talk about. So this week, Alex and Kyle get into all the lore behind the Giant's creation and their history as a people. But we'll hold of on rating these big boys until after our next episode where we'll get into the details about -and the differences between- each of the 6 types of Giant. 

The Gang has been bouncing from one bad situation to the next, most of which involve demons that want to kill them. Kroy is slowly slipping closer to madness, Bort shows off his Robin Hood skills, and Nubz is really starting to realize just how powerful her magic can be.

The title of this episode makes it sound like we're coving two monsters this week. Ghouls and Ghasts? That's definitely two monsters, right? Well, sort of. But not really. Ghasts are pretty much just Ghouls that did a little weight lifting and maybe read a book (or, more likely, tried to read a book but gave up. Which is still more than a Ghoul ever did.) But what are Ghouls? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out. But as a brief overview, they sound a little bit like zombies, but they're definitely not zombies. And their origins stem from another of the main Races in D&D. So, come give the episode a listen and let us know what you think. Are Ghouls (and Ghasts) friends, or fiends?

The Gang is in the Abyss, fighting a flock of Vulture Demons, Bort refuses to cover his mouth and keep breathing in poisonous Blood Dust. Kroy stalls for time and ends up getting The Gang into even more trouble and Nubz is the only one who seems to have any sort of grasp on just how dangerous the Abyss is.

Back in university, I (Kyle) moved into a place with 3 roommates. It was Myself, my friends Mark and Dave, and an 8 year old girl named Charlotte Brown who died in the early 1900s. So I'm pretty much an expert on ghosts already. But just in case you aren't an expert, here's a basic run down: Ghosts used to be alive, but now they're dead and they're gonna haunt you. Sounds scary right? Well don't worry. We've got some tips on how to get rid of ghosts. So come give the episode a listen and then let us know what you think. Are ghosts friends or fiends?

The Gang has asked Mr. Ocean to help guide them through the Abyss, in order to help them find the portal Bazorok used to gain access to Red Rock Fortress. Mr. Ocean listened to their plans and agreed to be their guide. The Gang leveled up with the help of Sef and they are joined by an Elven army as they make their second attempt to get to Red Rock. Last time they got captured by Hobgoblins. Let's hope they have a little less trouble this time.