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Refinancing your house, the benefits of buying versus renting, sacrificing for your pet, retractions, advice from Al Capone, best practices for faking your own death, good news and bad news, LDSD: preggos getting crunk, broken finger nails, automated air traffic controllers and pilots, holding patterns, IBM’s bankruptcy lawyer robot Ross, octopus wrestling, Deep Discounts: Costco’s burial caskets, arranging your own affairs, MHSC: Clear Lab’s hamburger report, getting accreditation for nothing, grinding your own meat, word of the day, and the Push to 200! Sources: * Music: Dead Prez | “Hip Hop” * Independent | Good News * KTLA | Bad News * Independent | NY Preggos Get Crunk * Futurism | IBM’s Lawyer Robot * Wikipedia | Octopus Wrestling * SMH | Costco’s Deeply Discounted Caskets * KHOU | Hamburger Report

Topics Discussed: Ghostriding an oil-less whip, taking care of your car, silent judgements, email, Chick-fil-a, Aristotle, achieving excellence, word of the day, The Jungle Book movie, Jon Favreau, Iron Man, Disney and Marvel, crying at movies, sensitive dudes, CGI, LDSD: genius auto repair meth hustle, Aaron’s take on the current election, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump Conspiracies, fun facts about elections, the push to 200, working from home, more Park Lake adventures, and a brief existential crises. Sources: * Music: Dead Prez | “Hip Hop” * KEYC | Mankato Mechanic Meth Money * YouTube | The Jungle Book (Trailer) * Listen to Aaron’s Podcasts | That’s Debateable & Alien Movie Project

Topics Discussed: Carb-Free Red Bull, email, weed for hardcore cider, music as a marker in time and for comradery, Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsch, word of the day, when to own or disavow a poop, time and money, park lake with Jobs and dogs, machete in the wild, bad dreams, mom heard about ziplocking, MHSC: meat-comms streaming video over a pork loin, hot armpit button heart tech, getting a button, tech sec: Elon Musk and Tesla’s plan to take over Google, life-long batteries, and the Push to 200! Sources: * Music: Dead Prez | “Hip Hop” * Sky News | Sending Wireless Data Through Pork Loin

Topics Discussed: Stupid pets, lame jokers at the bar, making new friends poorly, awkward lurkers, email and shout-outs, word of the day, pros and cons of slides instead of stairs, LDSD: H in the keister, rules of the road, cruise control, Young Douglas’ poetry slam, TFBOTG: collecting impartial sex data, best voyeur in the world, Billing’s Tap Inn, MHSC: Five Guys hideaway, a good opportunity for good advertising, burger bidding war, the push to 200, paying attention to your loved ones, and Skype is still amazing. Sources: * Music: Dead Prez | “Hip Hop” * Poetry Slam Sexy Music | Romantic Sax Collection * KUTV | Five Guys and Wayback Burger Burglar * KTLA | Sex Data Extravaganza * Billings Gazzette | Young Couple Misses Tap Inn Robbery * UPI | 1400+ Wild Horses in Your Butt  

Topics Discussed: Is it Cold in Here? ICP Alive and Well in the H, a More Progressive Clown, Word of the Day, TWAGD: The Order of Yoni’s Wussy Beer, Marketing Advise, Millennium Magnetic Tech, Donald Marks, the Gift and the Curse of Reading Minds, Mind Law and the Illuminati, Daily POV Highlight Reels, MHSC: Hamburger Helper Mixtape, Good and Bad Advertising, George W. Bush Tips Well, Dank Memes, Drive-by Rapping in Massachusetts, Honest Critiques, Bad Drunk Freestylers, Dodging Raffle Tickets, Good Looking Swedish Dudes, and The Push to 200! Sources: * Music: Dead Prez | “Hip Hop” * IndieGoGo – First Vaginal Beer: Bottled Instinct * Int’l Business Time – Mind-Reading MRI Scans * SoundCloud – Hamburger Helper “Watch the Stove” * Statesman – George W. Tips Well, Did 9/11 * AP – Drive-by Freestyling

Topics Discussed: Keto Chow, Japanese Computer Writes Novel, What is Art, Email, Oprah’s Influence on Buying Trends, Harpo Hutch Politics, Super Word, Word of the Day, Dub’s Credit Card Advice, Battle Bots and Robot Wars, MegaBots Inc. Teams With WHGL and NASA, Gladiator-style Robot Combat on the Moon, Secretary of Robots, Hotlanta Waffle House Hustle, Instagram Flavor Enhancer, Seducing a Beef Wellington, Photographing Food and Painting Models, Social Media Feeds Depression, Taking a Break from Social Media, Explaining the Mechanics of a Movie, Matt’s Concerned About Batman v. Superman, Dub’s Loving Deadpool, Marvel’s Cinematic Universe, Will Comic Book Movies Fizzle, and The Push to 200! Sources: * Music: Dead Prez | “Hip Hop” * Keto Chow * MegaBots Inc. * CBC – Instagramming Food Enhances Flavor * The Sun – Social Media is Depressing  

Topics Discussed: No Converse Half-Measures, Modifying and Sewing Clothes, St. Paddy’s Wasn’t Popping Off In Butte, Different Irish Music, Corn Beef, Jam Preferences, Email, Donor Babies, House’s Humans, SuperWord Guesses, Word of the Day, Dan Harmon and Yacht Rock, Channel 101 Inside Job, New Viewing Stifling TV Ratings, Milking a Story, Stephen King, Reading More, Hiding Bodies is Simple, Decomposing Bodies in the Open, Helpful Comments, Stripping Away Agendas, Hot Dog Hooker is Back at it, LDSD: Kidnapping Grandma at Knifepoint, Mounting a Winning Legal Defense, IHOP Robin Hood, and The Push to 200! Sources: * Ghostface Killah – “The Champ” * Enki Village – How Long Does It Take for a Body to Decompose? * CBS New York – Hot Dog Hooker * WHNT – Man Kidnaps Grandmother at Knifepoint * AOL – IHOP Waiter Arrested

Topics Discussed: Zenith Moment of Clarity, Push Homework, Email, Word of the Day, Retractions: Organ Donations, Outside the Hutch, Pootie Tang and Louis CK, Run Ronnie Run, Dark City, Having Creative Control Removed, CMFE: Chinese Elevator, Too Polite to Live, Escape Plans vs. Practical Reality, Pull Ups and Rope Climb, HAW: Flight Attendant Attends to a Fire, June and Jennifer Gibbons, Silent Twins, the Power of Brother Link, Deep Discounts: Steel Zoo Doors, and The Push to 200! Sources: * Ghostface Killah – “The Champ” * IMDb – Pootie Tang * ABC7 – Woman Dies In Elevator * USA Today – Flight Attendant Bravely Sets Plane on Fire * Wikipedia – Silent Sisters * Wane – Deeply Discounted Doors

Topics Discussed: Old Country, Conway Twitty, Everyone’s Exhausted, Word of the Day, Food Greed Game, Faking the Funk by V8-ing a V6, Messing up a Quality Listening Experience, Waffle Houses Popping Off Again: Women Doing Their Hair; Fantasy Football Loss; Spiking a Co-Worker’s Coffee, LDSD: Down to Clown, CMFE: Stock Market Edition, Work is Home Now, the Genius Behind Netflix, Stock Investments, Acorns App, Saving Money, Frogs and Functional Necrophilia, Freedom to Sell Your Own Organs, Establishing Family First, 3D Printing a New Body, Download a Celebrity, Jared Fogle’s Loves a Honey Bun, Stress Eating in Prison, Prison Break, and The Push to 200! Sources: * Ghostface Killah – “The Champ” * Washington Post – Faking Truck Noise * NY Daily News – Waffle Salon * ABC 11 – Waffle Punishment * Newser – Waffle Pick Me Up * NY Daily News – Waffle Clown * Wired – Functional Necrophilia in Frogs * Chron – Jared Fogles Loves a Honey Bun

Topics Discussed: Salad Bars and Cherry Tomatoes, Retractions: Marvel and Fox, Email, Murdoch’s, Dick Wolf’s Law and Order, Brother Link, Deep Discounts: New Couch, Warhol and Art and Stuff, Waffle House Brouhaha Trifecta, PCP Fight, Pull Your Pants Up, Jerk It While You Work, Most Arrested Man Ever, Bad Aliases, Hobo Single life, Prison Industrial Complex Vs. Rehabilitation, Meat Head Street Cred: Hot Pork Heist Sting, WHGInsurance Company, Bad Luck for the Founder of Silk Road, Apple Vs. FBI vs. John McAfee, Illuminati Cooperation at the Top Doesn’t Exist, TWAGD: Impersonating Your Enemy’s Attorney, Word of the Day, and The Push to 200! Sources: * Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg – “Deep Cover” Original Soundtrack * My Instants – Law and Order “Dun Dun” * New Republic – Old Couch, New Warhol * AJC – Waffle House Stripper Goes Off * The Smoking Gun – Most Arrested Man & Saggy Pants in a Waffle House * NY Daily News – Wafflebating Employee * NJ – Tenant Impersonates Landlord’s Attorney * Jacobson4President.com – Breast Implants

Topics Discussed: Keurig Trance Brewing in 3D, Thermos Coffee Cup, Remembering Valentine’s Day, Celebrating Science: Gravitational Waves, Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, Black Holes, Interferometer, Wave Frequencies, Humans Leveling Up, Man Killed by Falling Meteorite, Space Sacrifices in Exchange for Universal Knowledge, A Terrible Decision to Make, Checking and Balancing God-like Abilities, Word of the Day, Great Falls’ Sonic and Salmon Hatchery, the Problem with Photography, A Khaki Cargo Pant Deficit, Mall Fatigue, Deadpool, Valentine’s Card and Candy, Bringing Back Vinegar Valentines, CMFE Science: Hugo de Garis and Evolvable Hardware, Humans are Computers Taken Further, Cylon Drones and Coming Civil War in Tech, Best Standards and Practices  for AI, and The Push to 200! Sources: * Ghostface Killah – “The Champ” * Soundcloud – LIGO Gravitational Waves Announcement Chirp * Science Mag – Gravitational Waves, Einstein’s Ripples in Space Time… * YouTube – Brian Greene Explains Gravitational Waves * IFL Science – First-Ever Meteorite Death Reported in India * Wikipedia – Vinegar Valentines * Collectors Weekly – Happy Valentine’s Day, I Hate You (Vinegar Valentines) * Wikipedia – Hugo de Garis

Topics Discussed: Gym Teachers, Montucky Skies, Mickey’s Malt Liquor Offering, Word of the Day, Open Hand Slap, Breaking into the Country Line Dancing Scene, Straussing The Game, Marilyn Manson and Jenna Jameson, Porn Stigma, HAW: 10/10 Anti-Hero Arsonist & a Hard Working Man, Winter Biking, Background Wardrobe and Unparalleled Personality, Fixing a Sloppy Headphone Jack, Tech Sec: Tome Inc’s Connected Caster Chair Alert Long Game, Insurance Group Plan, Taking a Lap on Your Own Time, Getting Sick and Getting Busy, Shout Outs, Deep Discounts: Free Groceries for Soiled Drawers, and The Push to 200! Sources: * Ghostface Killah – “The Champ” * Montucky Skies Podcast – Episode 248 * My San Antonio – Anti-Hero Arsonist * SA Breaking News – Hungry Arsonist * Fox5 NY – Chair Tech Tracks Your Sits * WFLA – Deeply Defecated Discounts

Topics Discussed: Elton John and Bernie Taupin Training Day, Antoine Fuqua is Not Directing Suicide Squad, Jared Leto Might be Wack or Not, Martin Shkreli Beefs with Ghostface Killah, Kim Dot Com’s Hot Music Career, Music Today, New Word of the Day, Cheating to Win, Fifth Grader’s Tech, Take or Get Taken, Find Your Insurance Information, Doctor Said I Need a Backiotomy, HAW: Mowing the Lawn with Fire, Warmer Climates and Allergies, The Push to 200!, Tech Sec: Laptop Refurbs and Budget Baller PC’s. Sources: * Ghostface Killah – “The Champ” * YouTube – Suicide Squad Trailer * 11 Alive – Hero Arsonist

Topics Discussed: Nelly Playlist, Preamble Tech Section: Useful SharePoint Activities for Hacking the Planet, Walter Cavanagh’s Baller Line of Credit, Kiting Debt, Reaching Out on Twitter, Where Hung Stops and Doug Begins, Word of the Day, LDSD: Morphine Cough Syrup, Opium-laced Chinese Food, Speaking Truth to Power and Punching Up, China Took Our Blueprint, New Taco Treat, How Being Rich is like Not Being on a Diet, Fry Bread, Keto Flu and Caffeine Withdrawals, Black Irish Breakfast Tea, Son of JFK/Marilyn Monroe Plots to Kidnap Obama’s Dog, Episodes Too Far Back, Writing a Book in Prison, Getting a Harvard Degree Online, Automated Robots Killing Jobs, Fighting the Future, John Henry 2016, Hero Arsonist: Bed Bugs, Goodwill Mattress Standard, Conveniently Dying in a Cemetery, the Old Remote Control Spare Cadaver Explosive Trick for Your Vehicle Getaway, and The Push to 200! Sources: * Ghostface Killah – “The Champ” * ABC News – Man Has 1,497 Credit Cards * NBC Montana – Cough Syrup Recalled Because It’s Actually Morphine * KTVU – Driver of Stolen Car Jumps Fence, Falls to Death in Cemetery * USA Today – Man Battles Bedbugs With Fire

Topics Discussed: Tricky Edit Fakey, Bringing the Fire, Emails and Retractions, Creeping and Cropping, A Firm Grasp on Medicine, Refuse to be Harnessed, Elk Conspiracy, Lobotomies, Word of the Day, Lottery Fever Hustle, Talking about Luck, Martin Luther King Jr’s Memory Lives on, Don Miguel’s Sets it Off, Cry Harder: the Difference Between a Regular Person and a Food Addict, Turkey Focaccia Problems, Fancy Seasonings, Creepily Squeezing the Softest Breads, Bologna and American Singles, High Speed Police Chase Breakfast, Never-ending Adult Cereal Game, and The Push to 200! Sources: * Ghostface Killah – “The Champ” * Reckful TV – “What $1 Billion Looks Like” * Fox 5 Atlanta – “MLK Jr. Day Fun Shoot” * WSLS 10 – “Woman Caught Eating Cereal While Driving”

Cody’s in the Hutch this week! Topics Discussed: Dr. Bronner’s Peppermint Soap, Ghostface Killah; ODB; Inspectah Deck and Wu-Tang, Respecting the 1-10 Scale, Losing Track of Time, Old-Man Worldview, Impressive Things: Backpacks and Crowns, Word of the Day, Cody’s Games: Best Impressions and Overrated/Underrated, TWAGD: Bomb Squad Hot Dogs, Airport Prank, Inflatable Hoods, Ostrich Pillow, The Push to 200!, Prostitution, the Monty Hall Problem, Football, Jared from Subway, and Don Miguel’s Hangover Recipe! Sources: * Ghostface Killah – “The Champ” * Youtube – “Dental Crowns” * UPI – “Hot Dog Bomb Squad” * Better Explained – “Understanding the Monty Hall Problem”

Topics Discussed: An Age-Old Question About Nerds, Holy Shit, This Actually Happened: Elk Massacre, New Year and Post-New Year Partying, Amateur Hour, Star Wars a Second Time (NO SPOILERS), George Lucas Popping Off, J.J. Abrams, Internet Trolls Get You, Top Liquors in Montana, Sweet Flavored Alcohol, Pennsylvania Judge goes to Prison, Private Prisons, Needing to Urinate Makes Lies More Convincing, Inhibitory Spill-over Effect, Brain Tax, Neighbor Things, LDSD: the Youth, Salvia Videos, HAW: Neighborly Diaper Fight Heats Up, B&B Quality Market Robbed, These Days, Ranking Death Row Last Meals, and Word of the Day! Sources: * “Underground Thang” – Bun B * KRTV – “Train Kills 23 Elk” * SMH – “Needing to Urinate Make People Better Liars” * Print This – “Youth Destroys Fountain on LSD” Wave 3 – “Man Sets Adult Diaper on Fire…” What Culture – “17 Death Row Requests You Won’t Believe”

Stone’s joining us in the Hutch this week! Topics Discussed: An Early-Morning Altercation About Garbage, Following up on Weird Body Hair; Milk Spots; and Cooking with Soda, Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Beer Can Chicken, Cold Turkey Holiday Sex, Millionaire’s Wack Rape Defense, Affluent Teen’s on the Run, Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub Challenges, Roaming Food Challenge Podcast, WHGL Food Challenge Team, LDSD: PCPizza Hut, Rich Dead White Guy Trivia: Scott Weiland, Stone Temple Pilots, Sound Garden, Bad Band Names, Bongzilla, Weedeater, 2016 Possum Drop is a go, Mozart: the Original Juggalo, Dub’s Foreign Language Bluff, Jack White and ICP Got Jokes, Retractions: Fine China, Deep Discounts: Marriage Loans from SwanLuv, WHGL Gambling on Marriage Length, Angel Fund, Juggalo Poetry Slam: Holiday Edition, Tech Section, and Ham Gravy. Sources: * “Underground Thang” – Bun B * Max Hay’s Holiday Radio Musical – Christmas at Chester’s (Available Now!) * Now8News – Basting the Turkey in the Biblical Sense * Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub – Food Challenge * UPI – 2016 New Year’s Possum Drop * Wikipedia – Mozart’s the Original Juggalo * NigerianScoop – SwanLuv: Banking on Divorce

Topics Discussed: Max Hay’s Christmas Time at Chester’s, the Gift and the Curse: Longer Hair, Upper Body Strength, Tipping on a Haircut, Emails and Shout Outs, Jerry Lewis’ 72-Hour WHGL Telethon, Dub is Self Diagnosing a Week-old Stomach Pain, Web MD and House MD, Legality of Setting Personal Property on Fire, Bon Fire Hon Fire, Cry Harder: Weird Hair; Moles and Milk Spots, Meat Head Street Cred: Wings on Wings, Buffalo Wild Wings Mountain Dew Shark Tank Crossover, Moscow Cemeteries Wi-Fi Hot Spot, Tech Section: BodyGuard Blanket by Protecht LLC, WHGL Kevlar Clothing Line, and New Star Wars (NO SPOILERS)! Sources: * “Underground Thang” – Bun B * Max Hay’s Holiday Radio Musical – Christmas at Chester’s (Available Dec. 23rd!) * Time – The Father, the Son, and the Holy Hot Wing * WPXI – Buffalo Wild Wings Does the Dew * KFOX14 – Moscow Cemetery WIFI Hot Spots * Tech Insider – Bodyguard Blanket by Protecht LLC  

Topics Discussed: Calling Down the Power of the Bun, an Examination of “Back Like That” by Ghostface Killah, Indoor Cats, What Could Go Wrong Today, No New Notes, Retractions: Cows Docility, Killing Instead of Suing in China, TFBOTG: A Scheme for Diverting the Cops, Everyone on Your Friendslist is a Cop, HAW: BBQ Illegally Parked Car, Getting Back to a Simpler Time, Tech Sec: Getting Back Into Programming, Learn to Code, Where to Start, Grabass, No Country For Old Men, Sound in Movies, Run SpellCheck on Your Manifesto, Word of the Day, Utilizing Old People, and Stashing the Turkey. Sources: * “Underground Thang” – Bun B * ” Back Like That” – Ghostface Killah * “Got Ur Self A…” – Nas * CNN – Economics of Killing in China * KSL – Man Calls 911 to Get Out of Ticket * Huff Post – Woman Calls 911 to Get Out of Ticket * Union Leader – Man Roasts Car to Stop it from Being Towed * AP – Anti-US Activist’s Revolution a Bust