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We did our first history but decided the smartest expert should sit this one out.

The Experts take on a beloved anime cult classic, and also a lot of clowns? Note: Eric’s audio had too many dropouts in the second half to be usable, so we re-recorded that section a couple days later.

Listen, I could tell you a bit about the episode but you need to go out and tweet #EricIsJopping like now. Also small CW because some kpop industry practices are kind of a bummer, stick to the first half of the ep.

Live from the quarantine caves, it’s a new episode of We Are Experts! We talk The Sopranos and swear a lot while we save Homestuck for our upcoming Twitch episode! Stay tuned for more info and enjoy the show!

Damb. Do you drive em? Do you make ’em into a stew? Who’s to say what you do with cars. We do. We say. We’re the experts here, especially about cars. Top Gear retire. Top Gear suffer in hell. Top Gear stare into the maw.

Wow! It really is!

Star Wars! What is it? No one knows! None of us, not Eric, Liam, or Tom, had ever seen this esoteric, obscure film, so we decided to research it!

The experts are back and try to turn the Wheel of Time (get it????????) and end up talking a lot about Tom Selleck.

Gang we are dumb as hell but we love some well wishes. Take this, put it in your pocket, and watch a silly movie with the people you love. Happy holidays!

A caution up front: this is a wild one. It’s just Tom and Eric this week, discussing beloved sitcom Leave it to Beaver, and here’s a hint: Tom googles something the research section that they really regret googling.

It’s sagitarious(?) season, and you know what that means—time for some of the hard grape. Slurp it down, daddy-o.

In today’s Tom-free episode, Liam and Eric tackle that most nebulous and menacing topic: early 2000s social media.

This week the experts go into the digital world to be the digital champions but they mostly digitally goof around talking about digital monsters.

We’re back! We did it. Crawled up from the pit, the bottomless hole, emerging unto a shining sun of circus performance! What awaits, dear listener? Tune in to find out.

Tom and Eric talk the hottest dolls of the 80s and 90s and their short, brutal lives. Please do not listen to the end of the episode.

Did you know that one time when they were a kid, Tom closed their eyes and thought they saw smoke rising, and thus thought they had psychically predicted 9/11? Anyway this episode is about polo, which is a team sport played on horseback.

Listen to an episode that’s light on jokes, but heavy on our oddly prescient ability to get very specific things right.

We get LOST discussing LOST. That’s it, that’s the description.

Burt’s Bees may seem like an innocuous personal care brand with a cute history (editor’s note: that is exactly what it is) but what if it was REALLY a well-orchestrated political lobbying enterprise with the sole purpose of legalizing human-bee marriage?? Have no fear, the Experts are on the case! Please give us money.

CW: NSFW language and extremely explicit descriptions of sexual situations With the Sonic the Hedgehog movie drawing ever-nearer, the chaotic energy at Major Casts increases. This episode simply refuses to be about its subject matter: Steely Dan. We just couldn’t do it, lord knows we tried. Rolling in the Deep? More like Reelin’ in the […]