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34 minutes | Mar 20, 2020
We Have Corn And We Know How To Make It
In this episode we are in full quarantine mode, we share what we’ve been doing to keep ourselves occupied, key you in on what supplies we’ve stocked up on, promote some new television series’ that we’ve been watching, discuss what’s been closed and canceled and how businesses have been trying to remain relevant, our friends Brandon and Megan unexpectedly and pleasantly FaceTime us, and we praise all the celebrities that are doing their part to keep us entertained during this weird time.
32 minutes | Mar 9, 2020
The Insects Are In The Sugar
In this episode we break down what Daylight Savings Time is and voice our frustrations with it, Cat shares some of the Italian phrases that she’s learned with DuoLingo, we accurately get judged/bullied by The Pattern app and the Co-Star app, we make some new movie and TV recommendations, and we introduce you to your latest Google search nightmare.
38 minutes | Feb 29, 2020
This Is The Top Rated Podcast Of All Time
In this episode we're back after a very long break (SORRY!), we reflect on the important things that have happened in our lives over the last month, Cat describes a recent trip to a Korean bath house, we discuss some of the latest TV shows and movies we've seen, we scoff at the latest fast food cuisine to come out of New Zealand, we share some of our weird dreams (new and old), and we talk about music for a bit.
41 minutes | Jan 21, 2020
My Name Is Jeff!
In this episode we celebrate Martin Luther King Day, get an update on Cat’s new fitness regimen, John talks about the highs and lows of his recent vacation, we discuss Eminem and Mac Miller’s new albums, talk a little smack on Justin Bieber’s promotional techniques, worry about the new virus that’s spreading around China, share our excitement about our new couch, John recounts a recent Bong Joon-ho related dream that he had, and we briefly talk about the latest episode of The Bachelor.
38 minutes | Jan 10, 2020
Kelsey, What Does That Mean!?
Happy New Year! -- In this episode we’re both healthy-ish again, we talk about the Pope, discuss the current state of the world, play the “Florida Man” game, Cat shares details about her new diet/Instant Pot, we go through the Coachella lineup, John obsesses over a new Netflix reality show, we pick our potential winner of The Bachelor, Justin Bieber’s new single gives us life, and we both come to the sad realization that we were never going to win the Monopoly game at McDonalds.
36 minutes | Dec 22, 2019
That's Not A Chunky Burp
In this episode Cat's sick again, we drool over some celebrity body transformations, hope the new Star Wars movie isn't as bad as the reviews are saying it is, petition for Adam Sandler to get an Oscar, recap our Jonas Brothers experience, worry for Tekashi 69's future, explore the depths of Instagram's settings, discuss washed up celebrities and boy bands, get excited about some upcoming movies, and review our most recent Costco purchase.
37 minutes | Dec 13, 2019
I'm Your Best Friend, I'm Santa Claus
In this episode we bring up time travel, discuss the oddities officially known as Penis Fish, talk about some celebrity retirement plans, explain our thought process around gift giving among friends, share our favorite new music without playing any to avoid copyright infringement, exploit the vulnerabilities of Amazon’s Ring camera system and the government, prep for our weekend hang out with the Jonas Brothers, scold Donald Trump for picking a fight with a teenage activist, and recognize how common the names John and Tom Ford are.
30 minutes | Dec 6, 2019
What Month Is 19?
In this episode we taste test chips from Russia, give our responses to some Ask Reddit questions, talk about new and upcoming shows we like, vent a little about our apartment, and Reptar takes a smelly poop.
32 minutes | Nov 24, 2019
Always Throw The Blender
In this episode we eat peanut butter cookies, talk smack on Trader Joe's unpreparedness for the holiday season, give our thoughts on the new Tesla Cybertruck, discuss Netflix's "personalized" recommendation emails, encourage everyone to go visit their grandparents, and get a peek into the McDonald's employee handbook.
31 minutes | Nov 16, 2019
In this episode we discuss what we've learned since entering the podcast game, read some listener reviews, give our thoughts on Disney+, and talk trash on the return of the Popeye's chicken sandwich. We also cover a variety of other topics like pandemics, school shootings, cats, and deviated septa.
32 minutes | Nov 9, 2019
Is This Thing On?
In this episode we touch on a variety of news stories and pop culture related topics, try to figure out how microphones work, and attempt to land on an official title for the podcast. Oh, and our dog chews stuff in the background.
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