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What happens when you live under a feudal system, and the land owner suddenly dies without leaving any heirs? You become Noblesse. That’s not at all what this anime is about, but past Joe and past Krissy don’t know that. Sam does. He’s weird like that.

How much do you know about fanfic? Was your answer anything other than “what the heck fanfic?” Congratulations! You officially know more than Joe. This week, Krissy and Tyler explain some of the aspects of fanfiction to Joe. Join us, but be warned: we’re gonna get real nsfw.

I don’t know if you guys saw Watch and Learn 69, but if you did, you got to hear Krissy absolutely mental over Lord of the Rings. Well, here she goes again, talking about the Gimli/Legolas ship (Gimgolas? Legli?) for 13 hours straight (we edited it down for you).

Blue tries to explain Blade Runner to Krissy and Joe while the replicants try to jam his transmission. But he got enough across to teach us the basics.

Did you know Thomas the Tank Engine has lore? What are you picturing now? Smiling trains chugging happily along, cheerfully transporting passengers to and fro, ending their day satisfied with a job well done? Y’know what you weren’t picturing? Trains dying on the mountainside in horrific detailing accidents. Trains getting their face removed so it can be attached to a different train. Two train brothers pretending to be one train so that they can be spared the searing heat of the smeltery fires. All this and more on this week’s episode with Sam, Krissy, and Joe. Have fun sleeping tonight.

Oh god… it’s another JoJo. Season 4: Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend. I could describe Diamonds are Forever, but there is no describing JoJo. As has become tradition, Sam listens to Tyler and Joe accidentally guess the plot of a future season while trying to guess the plot of Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes.

Join us (Joe and Tyler) as Kissy foams at the mouth over an endangered species facing down a deranged, gunpowder-wielding peacock with nothing but his martial arts skills.

It’s a shame Paramount fixed the crummy Sonic from the early trailer. I’d have liked the movie much better. Sadly, the movie is not so bad it’s good… it’s just okay. Join Sam as he brings Joe and Krissy through the Green Hill zone and beyond.

Tyler takes Krissy and Joe on a deep dive into the world of Kingdom Hear – wait a second wrong franchise. Tyler emotionally breaks Krissy and Joe with a Whisper of the Heart!

We are going to discuss a game so hard that you’ll die just listening to this podcast. Join Joe as he tells John and Syl about the deep and mysterious word of Dark Souls!

Losing your voice is the worst. Sometimes it’s a cold, sometimes it’s laryngitis, sometimes your ability to speak gets swallowed by a magical sword that starts eating up everything you know and love. Join Sam as he teaches Tyler and Joe all about it.

Join Sam, Echo, and Tyler as they explain how to protect Paris in Miraculous Ladybug!

What if you could go anywhere, be anyone, or set anything on fire simply by turning a key? Well, Rane has a product for you! It’s the show Locke and Key. It can’t do any of the stuff I mentioned, but it sounds pretty cool.

Happy Episode 100 everybody! To celebrate, we’ve got the OG crew back for a reunion tour. Join Dougss, Sam, and Kaden as they discuss Star Wars Episodes VIII and IX.

Have you ever wondered what it was like in ancient Egypt? Join Krissy as she teaches Joe and Blue about the completely historically-accurate documentary, The Mummy.

Join Sam, Rane, and Kaden as they discuss the whimsy of children and the atrocities of war in Avatar: The Last Airbender!

Join Joe, Sam, and Kaden as they travel forward in time in Futurama!

Join Sam, Tyler, and Joe when it’s hero time in Ben 10!

Join Joe, Sam, and Tyler as they have cake in Portal! (We’re not lying.)

Join Joe, Sam, and Tyler as they process the existence of Bright!