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It's every kid's dream! Being left Home Alone so you can murder society's less desirable members without fear of mommy interrupting or telling you to stop. We're talking Chris Columbus' 1990 Christmas masterpiece, Home Alone. Starring Macaulay Culkin, Catherine O'hara, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern, Jon Heard, friggin John Candy and more! (what, you don't think there's more? Umm...Big Pete is in this movie. C'mon.)

Macaulay Culkin just can't stop murdering people in this delightful coming of age comedy. Co-starring Elijah Wood. We're talking the Good Son in this episode, the drama between the movie and Home Alone 2, & much more. Much much more...it's like an hour and nine minutes worth of more. Ok, byyeeeee.

What's that? You say you'd like to watch a teen horror comedy that references a bunch of more interesting stories? Well partner, have I got the movie for you... In this episode we talk about 1998's cookie cutter horror flick, Urban Legends. 

We take a closer look at the first Power Rangers movie from 1995. The movie based on a show based on a show. You won't want to miss a single fart sound or pile of purple goo as we talk Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie. 

North delivers the message other movies were afraid to say, your parents are perfect and no one else is better than them.  Elijah Wood, Bruce Willis, Jason Alexander, Julie Louis-Dreyfus and just about everyone else in Hollywood star in Rob Reiner's, North (1994).

Kevin Bacon and friends try to stop murderous underground worms, but never really stop to ask, "why?". In this episode we're talking about the cult monster movie classic, Tremors. 

After defeating Shredder and the evil foot clan, the ninja turtles did what any mutant teenagers would have done in 1990, started a band and went on tour.  Between the first and second ninja turtles movies kids all across America had the chance to be dissapointed by the ninja turtles live in person at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Coming Out Of Their Shells Tour. 

The one handed bowling man lies to the amish man and there's also a lady. We watched the 1996 film starring Woody Harrelson, Bill Murray and Randy Quaid Kingpin, and take time out of our busy quarantine to discuss it's finer points. 

This modern retelling of Romeo and Juliet adds a lot more than a + to the title.  We took a long hard look at Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet (1996) starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Claire Danes, John Leguizamo, and not to bury the lead or anything but Paul Rudd is in this movie.

Big whiny baby whines a lot, changes nothing.  We watched Kevin Smith's first feature length film, Clerks. The 1994 movie that serves up a piping hot slice of convenience store clerk Dante Hicks' sad sad life. 

The bad guy of this movie is also the good guy of this movie. It was a post American Pie world, and all they had to do was sprinkle a little Tom Green onto a crunchy base of college dudes taking a road trip...but they gave us so much more than that. They gave us DJ Qualls. For that we will forever be in their debt. We're talking Road Trip, the movie that took us boldly into the year 2000.

Was this 2001 film written, directed by, and starring Tom Green a flop, misunderstood genius, or maybe a lil' of both? We drop into the rad half-pipe that is Freddy Got Fingered to discuss the gnar. 

If you thought one love story was good, wait until you get a load of a shitload of love stories all at once. Our gift to ourselves this year was to talk about Love Actually (2003) for our final episode of 2019. One love to you and yours.

A serial killer gets turned into a murderous snowman, and Shannon Elizabeth gets caught in the path.  1997's Jack Frost is a comedy disguised as a horror movie, set during Christmas, and again it has Shannon Elizabeth 2 years before American Pie. 

Earth's most beautiful man, Bruce Campbell, tries to survive a night in a spooky cabin guarded by that silly ol' evil dead. Grab as soupy spoopy beverage and relax by the fire as we dig into the 1981 horror classic, The Evil Dead.

3 filmmakers take to the woods to make a terrible documentary about a witch, but wind up making a documentary about their own deaths (by witch). OR IS THAT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED? In this episode we talk about Blair Witch (1999) the film that spawned the found film genre if you just straight up ignore Cannibal Holocaust. 

I mean...if you kidnap Arnold's daughter, you know he gone kill you.  In this episode we take a closer look at the 1985 action movie with cheese to spare, Commando, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

A bunch of unknown actors test their might. fight. test their might....test their might, MORTAL KOMBAT! In this episode we plop in our quarters and deliver FLAWLESS retrospective commentary on 1995's, Mortal Kombat. 

A movie that raises tough questions about whether or not destiny is pre-determind, and then queefs out on a "maybe it's both" answer.  Tom Hanks is Forrest Gump, in Forrest Gump, a movie about Forrest Gump (1994).

That's the thing about them high school movies, man. You keep getting older, they stay the same age.  In this episode we break out our secret stash of hot takes on the Richard Linklater's stoner cult classic coming of age teen movie, Dazed and Confused.