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The Violent Professional
79 minutes | Mar 20, 2022
Episode 102: Master Bob's Tiger Dojo
I'm not saying most 40-year-old men started doing BJJ because a famous podcaster talks about it, but I'm totally saying most 40-year-old men started doing BJJ because a famous podcaster talks about it. Time to enter the podcast dojo it's another episode!
89 minutes | Mar 15, 2022
Episode 101: Banging a Dead Horse
Just two dudes on vacation, having a good old dude celebration and discussing all things New World Order!
80 minutes | Mar 8, 2022
Episode 100: Murderverse Serial Killer Manifesto
We aim to be the Metaverse's first serial killers. Listen to us discuss how we are going to do it, why we will do it, and there is nothing the Evil Lord Zuckerbot-3000 can do about it!
109 minutes | Feb 14, 2022
Episode 099: Thad Chundercock
Thad Chundercock is here to snap necks and discuss WW3, politics, and devour all the bone marrow in order to starve the Dinner King to death!
59 minutes | Feb 1, 2022
Episode 098: Metaverse Worm Farm
Come on down to Jeffrey Bigthumb's carnivorous worm farm and VR theme park! The joys are non-stop when you enter the Metaverse and let Zark Muckerberg feast upon your tasty, tasty spinal fluid! The visuals may be fake, but the terror is oh so real!
48 minutes | Jan 21, 2022
Episode 097: Ax Murder Mystery
Between the evening of June 9, 1912, and the early morning of June 10, 1912, in the town of Villisca, Iowa, eight people were found brutally mutilated and bashed to death by an ax murderer. So sit back, relax, and let's dig up the past and talk about some forgotten American history!
63 minutes | Jan 3, 2022
Episode 096: Jruck Me in my Trent
Hide your kids, and hide your wives! There is a serial killer on the loose and he goes by the name Phil Posby. This dastardly evildoer has been spotted luring women into his rooftop tent, only to fold them into it when they aren't looking! Tune in to find out more about the latest menace lurking near Sasquatch Town!
84 minutes | Oct 25, 2021
Episode 095: Space Monkey 2
Apparently, Missouri has a problem with cannibals and no one wants to talk about it. Fear not though, I am more than willing to! Let's get spooky!
77 minutes | Oct 3, 2021
Episode 094: Space Monkey
Life is weird, but it's weirder if you live in the year 2021! Let's talk about it!
65 minutes | Sep 26, 2021
Episode 093: Treason Season
The story of a lifetime lived during the Endless War that finally ended...
52 minutes | Sep 4, 2021
Episode 092: Loyal to the Turmoil
This is a take-over episode by your favorite local concerned citizen Hubert Cumberdale himself! Listen as Hubert talks about all the important current events of 1993 and how that idiot Thomas is trying to wreck everything!
63 minutes | Aug 14, 2021
Episode 091: Unfortunate Turd of Events
Dogs that can surf, 1990s roller rinks, and media fear-mongering... Yeah this episode goes off the rails!
55 minutes | Aug 1, 2021
Episode 090: Old Baby
Take a trip with me on the Animal Train to Rant City. It's therapy this week as I discuss all things annoying at this current stage of my life!
68 minutes | Jul 23, 2021
Episode 089: Daemonologie
Daemonologie by King James I of England is one of the great pieces of literature described by many to be the Ultimate Witch Hunter's Handbook. Follow me on this dark journey into the twisted mind of the man responsible for every major witch hunt in history!
62 minutes | Jul 11, 2021
Episode 088: The Silly Goose Hour
This is the Silly Goose Hour where I say ridiculous things and expect that no one will ever consider that I was trying to be serious at any given time...
100 minutes | Jul 3, 2021
Episode 087: Bohemian Grove
The evil God Moloch commands you to listen to this episode!
56 minutes | Jun 27, 2021
Episode 086: Podcast Master Class
When I offered my Podcast Master Class for 3 easy payments of $9.95 they told me I was crazy!
58 minutes | Jun 21, 2021
Episode 085: The Human Zoo
Bring the whole family down to the Human Zoo! Part good times, part insanity, mixed with a little bit of madness! We hope you enjoy your stay because once you're here... you'll never escape!
57 minutes | Jun 14, 2021
Episode 084: Anti-Everything
When there is absolutely nothing left to cancel, you need to cancel absolutely EVERYTHING!!!
74 minutes | Jun 6, 2021
Episode 083: Daddy Made You Some Content
You heard it heard first! UFOs are the next false flag designed to initiate a global war against the tyrannical Chinee government! And if we are going to die from anything, it might as well be a fake alien invasion!!!
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