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Video Death Loop
34 minutes | 3 days ago
S5:E18 – Melrose Place Theme
Melrose Place! It’s a place near Beverly Hills, 90210! It has people! Sexy people! Do they know the people from the show ‘Beverly Hills, 90210’? Let’s hope not, if that want to survive to the next season! Always stopping the music and re-assuring the audience that maybe they won’t die in a horrible firey accident at the end of the episode. All this as the smooth soft rock starts and stops with their sick, pillow-soft solos. Is that Melrose Place? We’re not sure! But we’re pretty sure Ford sponsors it. Come listen to us watch people turning and looking sexy! Download Link Ask us questions at email@example.com!
38 minutes | 10 days ago
S5:E17 – Reno Pest Control – Catseye’s Best in the West!
There’s something strange about pest control companies. Something a little unhinged. Maybe it’s the destruction of thousands of tiny little vermin and bugs every day that breaks a person. Maybe it’s entering house upon house looking for every fault. Maybe it’s the smell of all those chemicals mixed together, just wafting around in his truck. But every battle hardened pest control company evolves to gain two things in their lifetime: 1) A friggin’ bop of a commercial jingle and 2) A nephew who just installed Blender for the first time. If they don’t, are they really a pest control company? Nay, I say. They are mere impostors without these elements. Come back to my home when you have a commercial jingle in the Billboard Top 100! Or if you want to throw a party while I’m not there! Either is okay! John Hurst is your host this week and he is jealous of the sizzle of Aaron’s fajitas and now wishes he ordered them! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s perfectly satisfied with the sizzle level of his fajitas. Download Link Ask us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org!
36 minutes | 17 days ago
S5:E16 – ABC ‘After These Messages’ Saturday Morning Bumpers
When the hell are we getting back from those messages? Did we ever leave? Did we get those 80s and 90s toys they were about to talk to us about! Did we ever achieve the ultimate in fantasy weaponry? We don’t know because we’re trapped in a claymation hell going bump in the night with a sentient fire hydrant that is torturing a poor dog who just happens to be around. And the man plays his guitar. The crew in the poodle skirts watch. ABC starts taking notes. It’s got some good ideas for bumpers, whether kids want them or not. You going to watch Sonic the Hedgehog or not, kid? Oh you will. Just after these messages. After. These. Messages. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s never going to get the Start button on his copy of Windows 95. John Hurst is your co-host and the last hope for the Chicago Bulls in the mid-90s?!? Download Link Ask us questions at email@example.com!
48 minutes | 24 days ago
S5:E15 – Bubble Tape Commercial
Oh, you think it’s just going to be a nostalgia trip through commercial land. They always think that. One minute you’re watching the Bubble Tape Commercial on a streaming site of your choice and the next minute you’re buying it at your gas station and remembering that chalky taste that never quite goes away. As you chew threw the six feet of partially digestible chewing material, you suddenly get a revelation of how the world works all around you. Angels roar from the heavens and get splat by cars. System of a Down lyrics play. You find out about sanctified bones and what can be made from them from now until eternity. And where you can buy them. It’s all connected. And now so are you. Welcome to our podcast. Welcome to Video Death Loop. Enjoy your nostalgia. John Hurst is your host this week and he’s been vaccinated and feels pretty good! Aaron Littleton is your co- host this week and he too has been vaccinated but feels bad! Go get vaccinated! Download Link Ask us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org!
39 minutes | a month ago
S5:E14 – Book Promotional Video Template
You’re at the hottest restaurant in town. You think. You’re not sure if your friend who swears by the place said it was on the first or second floor but you’re there. A decision has to be made. Surely, if they’re in the same building, they’re both equally good, right? You make a decision. It’s the first floor you go. There’s no server that you see. You see a bunch of tables. Some blueberries without a plate to call home. People on the floor begging for the dear lords above to bless them with a pittance of chicken soup for their soul. Others are tapping with brooms harshly on the ceiling. Yelling. Rioting. The turmoil is infection. You know you’re in the right place. You grab a broom. It’s time to get those scraps. Also, you’re never going to trust a damn video book trailer ever again. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and 5 AM is much too late to enter that late night diner. John Hurst is your co-host and the forbidden hash brown toppings beckon. Download Link Ask us questions at email@example.com!
41 minutes | a month ago
S5:E13 – Hawaii Chair Infomercial
Your abs need a shape! Any shape! And you need to find the perfect way to do nothing while doing that! What if I said I had that and can still make you terrified to do small menial tasks while doing so? Then I have the Hawaii Chair just for you! Imagine a chair with barely the usefulness of sitting down. Now imagine if it was spinning like a carnival ride the entire time. It can be yours if you want! All you need is to go back to 2008 and tell yourself about it! And then, if your past self doesn’t say “No” immediately, you’re basically there! Get with the future! The past of the future! It’s the Hawaii Chair! John Hurst is your co-host this week and he’s got a devious trap for Mr. Bond involving the Hawaii Chair. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s been upgraded with the most recent version of the co-host software used by podcasters everywhere! Download Link Ask us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org!
36 minutes | a month ago
S5:E12 – Road Trip (2000) Official Trailer
You are Tom Green. You just put a mouse in your mouth. It’s the third time you’ve done it this week for three different movies. You think this one is for some movie called Road Trip, but you’re not quite sure. You’re mixing up the movie plots. You would be mixing up the lines, but you don’t have any; the directory just gave you a big blank check and say “Be Tom Green”. And you are! You’re great at being Tom Green! Maybe even the best of it! But that mouse is in your mouth and maybe you don’t feel like you’re the best Tom Green a Tom Green can be. You’ll go home and turn on your TV and see more of you on the Music Television and wonder why can’t you be that Tom Green again. So young and so full of spry! Not full of mouse. You take the mouse out of your mouth and pet its furry little head. He’s in the same boat as you. You just get more of the cheese. The director yells “Cut!” and both of you are free. Finally free. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and is in big trouble for his SNL impression. John Hurst is your co-host and he needs a Beer Koozy for his Truly stat. Download Link Ask us questions at email@example.com!
42 minutes | 2 months ago
S5:E11 – FlavorPro Infomercial
The world wasn’t ready for the FlavorPro Injector. Noone was. Not you. Not me. Not the Rocket School where it was used to keep its inventor around because noone knew how to properly baste a meat despite having plenty of access to fire and potential cooking experience from the fire. He was a person of principle and that principle was “WHAT IF WE HAD MORE LIQUID IN THIS MEAT?!” That was his catchphrase. Everyone knew it because they had no choice. It was a rite of passage at Rocket School. You got basted one way or the other, and the man with the Flavor Pro was ready any time. Any time. But like, not in a creepy way. He just wanted to inject thick sauces into meats. Don’t read into it any further. No, really don’t– John Hurst is your host this week and he is allowed to leave a few minutes early to the non-benefit of science. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he thinks 4:3 is the perfect ration. Download Link Ask us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org!
36 minutes | 2 months ago
S5:E10 – “Going Bananas” TV Opening
It’s time to go to sleep, engineer! Get to the back to the caboose, where you sleep, I think. They didn’t pay for that insurance for nothing! And if they did, well, why did they do that?! While you’re going back there, tell them about our in-transit entertainment, which is nothing but the opening to the Hanna-Barbera Live Action Sitcom “Going Bananas” on loop until they can’t take it anymore. Keep them watching until they fight on top of the train like we know everyone secretly wants to do! We can’t keep them off the roof these days, you know! All pretending the terrorists or wendigos or what have you. Say, you’re not a wendigo, right? Didn’t eat any human flesh recently? Well, good. You know we have to check for that. Amtrak told us to. It’s in the employee video! Wendigo? Just say no! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he has bird questions! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s very tired at the zoo. Download Link Ask us questions at email@example.com!
44 minutes | 2 months ago
S5:E9 – HCRHS Breakdance Club Commercial
It’s 2:04 in the afternoon. It’s time to start getting ready to go home from school. Or… Is it? Maybe you put on your sweatband. Maybe you put on your dancing gloves. Maybe you have the whole suit to go with it! The breakdance suit. Because you’re part of the Breakdance Club at your local high school and it’s time to GET SERIOUS. FOR BREAKDANCING. It’s the only thing stopping you from getting a 4.0 GPA somehow. Clubs are that serious. You’re going to get some serious legal rights to stream various things and you’re going for the high bar. You’re going to be doing all the flares, all the spins, all the things they taught you on that discarded VHS tape of Breakin’ you found at the dumpster of your Hollywood Video. It’s all on the line. So get to steppin’, fool! John Hurst is your host this week and he’s trying to work up to get free NFL Broadcasting rights. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he has consulted a representative to make sure co-hosting duties are all up to date. Download Link Ask us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org!
36 minutes | 2 months ago
S5:E8 – Fushigi Ball Commercial
It’s the night shift again. It’s time for you to close up. It was a busy day at your Arby’s franchise, but you feel like the service you gave was at least worth a “3” on the Customer Satisfaction Survey. Heck, maybe it was even a “4”! You’re satisfied. Still, the stress of the day builds up. You get out your Fushigi Magic Gravity ball and start relaxing straight away. Within it’s therapeutic chrome shell, you see the infinite masses of space sprawl before you. With a flick of the wrist, even first time users can control mere galaxies at their fingertips. It’s a good feeling. A powerful feeling. You start practicing the moves you learned on your Fushigi Magic Ball DVD, starting with the Prayer’s Cross. You hear a bell ring. It’s time to clock out. Time to head to the old slicer! It will make sense when you listen to the episode. Maybe. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s building up his anti-bacterial pool of nothing but Fushigi Magic Balls. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s writing up his Fushigi Magic Ball related light novel. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/VDL210226.mp3 Download Link Ask us questions at email@example.com!
36 minutes | 3 months ago
S5:E7 – Subway’s Uncharted 3 TV Promo
The Sandwich Artist beckons. Come. Enter the lair of magic and protein. Become filled with wonder about the amount of carbs and vegetable-based products in this laboratory of food. You are welcomed here. You and your hunger. We know why you have arrived in this nexus of hunger and salvation. It was not by choice. It was fate. See, we knew you’d be here. You saw the Uncharted 3 Subway ad with Nathan Drake on the television and you thought “boy, I guess I could have a sandwich sometime soon” and that sometime soon is right now, video gamer. That leads us to the point. Pick out your protein. Is it the meatball sub? Of course it is. I knew it all along. The question remains though: What goes on it? This is where you can decide the fate of the free world. For at least 30 minutes. Any longer and it’s going to get real soggy. Act quick. Act fresh. Subway. John Hurst is your host this week and he doesn’t want any of that cardboard cheese on top of his bread. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he doesn’t care for John’s decision about cardboard cheese on top of bread. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/VDL210219.mp3 Download Link Ask us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org!
38 minutes | 3 months ago
S5:E6 – Sahara Movie Trailer
Matthew McConaughey! A man of action! Romance! The movies! He’s been in it all! But has he been in the Sahara? Yes, actually. He has been, in a movie no one can actually remember seeing but everyone thinks was kind of alright! Was he finding gold? Yeah, sure, maybe. Was he doing the action? All of it! Was he needing it to survive because it’s the only thing allowing him to still live and he’s got to find more faster and faster? Wait, hold on, don’t go yet! I still have 15 seconds to go on this elevator pitch and we’re not getting to the next floor anytime soon. Anyway, it’s a trilogy so I know you’re seeing those dollar signs, Paramount! Get Penelope Cruz right now! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he wants to start some beef! Hurst is your co-host and he has a proposal for Sony’s new anime streaming acquisitions. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/VDL210212.mp3 Download Link Ask us questions at email@example.com!
40 minutes | 3 months ago
S5:E5 – I Wanna Shasta 1983 Vintage Commercial
What the hell is Cola? We don’t know! We don’t have access to the internet in this business room. It’s against corporate policy! We have a white board, some markers that are half dry and the most powerful tool we have at our disposal: Our minds! Now, let’s make some circles (use the green markers) open up a case of Shasta in all its different flavors (Also use the green Shasta) and let’s get to work! Now… Who has the Finnish book of epic poems on you? Hands in the air! John Hurst is your host this week and he’s writing some laws for Kentucky! Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he has to go to the United Kingdom to settle a conflict. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/VDL210205.mp3 Download Link Ask us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org!
37 minutes | 3 months ago
S5:E4 – 130万人いくまでやめられない縄跳び (Inugami Korone)
You gotta make that content! Everyone’s doing it these days! If you don’t have a personal brand, you might as well be Personally Damned ™! You can hear this and more on my self-help audio cassette “Jumping Ropes Through Life”, which has been used by many successful people! Take virtual youtuber Korone Inugami, for instance! Here she is jumping rope! On the internet! What will they think of next? The next person thinking could be… YOU. Or could IT? Start today! Also, this episode we send a meme to die in the sun, but only because the meme wanted to. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/VDL210128.mp3 Download Link Ask us questions at email@example.com!
39 minutes | 4 months ago
S5:E3 – Peter Gabriel “Steam” Music Video
Welcome to the meeting. Come inside. How you vibing? You vibing good. Well, worry not. While you’re hear inside the sauna, you can let all your worries go away. Rest your head. Let your stress melt away. Listen to the music of Peter Gabriel play on the radio nearby. We only have one song, and it’s “Steam” by Peter Gabriel because it turns out licensing music for public play is kind of annoying. Sorry. But the sauna is nice. Enjoy your time. Your boss is here. He’s ready to make business decisions with you. That’s not a weird euphemism. He brought PowerPoint slides. They’re about profits. Did you remember to bring anything to the Business Sauna? Hope you have enough for everyone! John Hurst is your host this week and he is checking everyone’s vibes at the door. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he has a Graphing Calculator secret from the 90s for you. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/VDL210121.mp3 Download Link Ask us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org!
37 minutes | 4 months ago
S5:E2 – “Snow Day” Trailer
It’s a Snow Day! A day of snow! Away from your school and all your fears! Nicklelodeon Movies knows what all the kids wants and they’re going to give it to you in spades (Get it? Spades? Because you need to use shovels for snow and– Okay, I’ll stop. I promise I’ll stop. Spades though!!–) That and comedians looking for a pay check. But what if the snow day could last forever? The kids know the secret.- Schuyler Fisk knows the secret. The real question is: Will you devote your life to the sun god for it? Also maybe a slurpee machine. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s going to follow his heart. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s got to keep the knives sharp! http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/VDL210114.mp3 Download Link Ask us questions at email@example.com!
36 minutes | 4 months ago
S5:E1 – 1-900-CRY TV Commercial
It’s Topps day. Your co-worker is getting the latest uncut set of Topps Football 1989 Cards for the last season. Everyone is excited to find their team’s players name and look at the stats on the back of their known players on the team. Nothing else can be revealed, for if it is, you were dispatched on the spot and you will never be found. But you’re just happy to know how many Running Yards Barry Sanders got in his prime. But it wasn’t enough. You’re the loser. Your co-workers laugh. They all laugh. And you know the retribution is soon. The Football Czar hands your this 1-900 number. At 2 dollars a minute, you will cry. Oh how you will cry. John Hurst hosts this week and he’s making sure you all follow the new Podcast Calendar rules. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and really feels for the people in this commercial. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/VDL210107.mp3 Download Link Ask us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org!
45 minutes | 5 months ago
S4:E41 – Fruity Pebbles/Cocoa Pebbles Christmas Commercial
Barney! Would you get a load of this? I’m trying to invent a new form of food to help us wake up and start the day! You know how I invented day and night cycles, right? Yeah, Barnes, you know it! Well, I put a bunch of salt, rice and sugar together with a bunch of weird colors I found and made something called a cereal? It’s delicious! And it makes you want more! Anyway, after you finish “breakfast” (I invented that too the other day, Barnes) come on out to the backyard and I’ll show you my latest project: cigarettes. It’s great! You’re never gonna wanna stop! Aaron Littleton hosts this festive episode of Video Death Loop and wants to go visit the really weird planets on Star Trek. John Hurst co-hosts and he’s about to sign up for a Vitamin Credit Card. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/VDL201218.mp3 Download Link Ask us questions at email@example.com!
42 minutes | 5 months ago
S4:40 – Uno PS1 Game Opening Movie.avi
Hey guys, it’s Uno! The game you play with people you barely know and only want to know slightly more about them by the end! Do they draw more cards? Can you make them skip their turn? Whatever! It’s Uno! Noone remembers who even won by the end! Yeah, we’ll have it done by next week! See ya! … They gone? Good. Okay, now that we got the game greenlit, it’s time for to make our dream anime visual novel scenario happen. But it’s gotta have Uno involved just enough or they’re going to start raising questions. Work with me here, I got an idea. We need some horses. A lot of horses. John Hurst hosts this week and he’s renting of Volume 2 of an Anime VHS because they don’t have Volume 1.. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and he needs one of those old timey levers to make sure the box works. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/VDL201211.mp3 Download Link Ask us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org!
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