Listen Now

Here we are ladies and gentlemen: the final episode of Very Real Tournament. For the Finale, the boys are taking you on one last wild ride as they decide the winner of the fifth and final Tournament. We love and appreciate all of our fans. We're going to miss making this podcast for you. We hope that we've been able to brighten your day every once and a while over the last three years. Thank you for listening. Important Talking Points: The Ballad of the Cold Spaghetti, A Brand New One-Off Segment! A Giant Sword of Yesterday's Bread, Powered by Quilli, The Wahlburgers Economy

It's time once again for the Very Real Tournament Tournament to commence! To celebrate our number one fan, we've named the Regions after him! This week the Boys tackle The Jeremy Region, which has competitors will power levels that are all over the map. Some own vast amounts of property and have unlimited funds, some have time travel, while others can wield the power of the Ghostean. And because it's tourney time, you know things are going to get out of hand.   Important Talking Points: The Realies, Good Luck trying to Kill Water, Harness the Power of the Ghostean, The Wahlburgers Wahls of Fame, Another Happening in the Bathroom

This week on V-Card T, the boys finally give Joey everything he ever wanted, but at a great cost to himself. They all sat down and watched hours of these Power Rangers ripoffs so that he finally had someone to talk to about them. Who will come out on top? The teen trio with the annoying talking dog, the alien with a jewel in his forehead, or the literal children with some not so spooky monsters as their babysitters? Remember: whoever wins, we lose.   Joey most of all.   Important Talking Points: Entering Joeys Domain, The V-Card Troopers, A Very Special Guest Interview, Heading to the Virtual Cigarette Store, Karen-borg, Missing Dad   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com  

This week on VRT, the Boys are trying to bring their references and content up to the current day, so get out of here old movies from 10+ years ago! The teens want to talk about stuff that's current, not what old fogeys like Corey are into. They've also decided to break their sacred vow to keep fights small and focused by doing a fight with 14 participants! The dysfunctional superhero family known as the Umbrella Academy is taking on The Seven and their army of lawyers and PR personnel from The Boys! Things get wacky, things get bloody and the Shrek-ability factor for this episode goes THROUGH THE ROOF.   Important Talking Points: Getting Hip with the Teens, Ranking by Shrek-ability, Important Tentacle Uses, The Train-force, The Norbit Academy   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com  

This week the VRT Boys are taking everything to the MAX as Mad Max and his Pursuit Special take on Max Payne and his excruciatingly slow dives. Which of these "insane" widowers will get the upper hand in the gas less apocalypse that we're currently careening toward? Also, will Nick be able to secure the gig of a lifetime? Find out right now! Important Talking Points: Hollywood's Actual Bad Boys, The Flaming Guitar Auditions, Make sure to Carpool in the Apocalypse, The Sad Boys, Swallowing the Locket   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

This week on VRT, the Boys are diving back into the dumpster once again to discuss the battle between two stupid top-secret organizations. The highly trained, but normal(but their mouths move and they speak English to each other?) Dogs from Cats and Dogs and the highly trained, but normal (but can speak English and talk to humans?) Guinea Pigs from G-Force. You came for the fight and the goofs, but you'll stay for the uncovering of a massive conspiracy that's been right under our noses this whole time. Important Talking Points: Diving Into the Dumpster, Charged with Science, Joey's Ideal Mate, Producer Duties, Gerbil-spiracies    Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

This week on VRT, the boys have set up a fight between two of the most unlikely characters to ever enter the tournament! Renowned actor Daniel Day-Lewis is battling himself this week as both Bill "The Butcher" Cutting from Gangs of New York and Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood. And let's go and get this out of the way, on this episode of VRT....there will be blood. See? Did it.   Important Talking Points: Acting!, Who Directs the Director?, Smeeo, F***ing The Earth, Quail Bucks, The Emergency Bowling Pin   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

It's finally time for the Re-Tournament! The Boys have been brought back together after several months of not having to watch any bad movies to watch some bad movies and discuss the battle between two jump master supremes. Michael Fassbenders Callum Lynch/Angular DeNerd is emerging from some CGI fog to fight a bronzed up Jake Jump-enhaals Dastan in the ultimate platforming fight!   Important Talking Points: Times are Regular and Nothing's changed, Keeping the Madness on the Court, The Jumping Contest, Too Much Past in Your Blood?, Nick's of Future Past   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

This Week the boys didn't eat a whole lot since they're too busy being good diet boys, but they've still got stuff going on: Nick's body is going through some major changes, revenge is being exacted on Joey and Collin did not spend his day preparing for the podcast. Important Talking Points: Getting Powered Up, Bone Claw is Ready, Stealing Joey's Lunch, Hot Dog Sauce

This week we all learn new things as we discuss what we ate. Things like: how carb measurement in pickles is rigged, how many different types of bones are in your soup and how much Collin is willing to give up if he doesn't start his day with a hot beverage.   Important talking points: Butler Impressions, Joey's Carb Math, Skeleton Broth, Gotta Have My Fancy Tea!, 5G Blockers   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com  

WHAT'S UP ALL YOU HUNGRY MOTHERF***ERS ITS YA BOIS AND WE BACK AT IT AGAIN, AND GUESS WHAT WE ATE SOME S**T TODAY. Don't worry though (I know you were) we're gonna tell you about it. Not only that we're gonna give you a recipe for a new snack, and maybe how to scam a co-worker?!? and as per usual Joey sets an example on how to not live your life. Important talking points: Hungry For Content, No Such Things as Free Jimmy Johns, Chris Angel: Big Game Hunter, A Tech Deck of Ice Cream, Beefstick Blackout   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

On whatever day this was in their eating history, Joey has his very soul put on the line, Collin fails to stop overeating and Nick misses bagels.   Important talking points: Hungry MFers, Eating those kids lunches, The Mayonnaise Flan Bagel, Orange Juice Pranks   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

This episode turns in to a heated battle between Joey and Nick on a very, very important subject: Is it cool to eat Hot Dogs on a plate without buns?   Important talking points: Dj Riga-Joey, Hot Dog Straw, Drink Scamming, Ghost Quiznos, A Bowl of P. Rolls   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

On this episode on What did you eat today? The boys dissect Butlers eating habits. They also invent a brand new food.   Important talking points: Getting Noteys, Butlers Food Pyramid, Slawsa, Dippin' Sammies   Website: www.vrtcast.com     Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/     Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/     Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast     YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA     Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Its a blast from the past this week as we go way back in VRT history for this episode of What Did You Eat Today? Our streamer friend Jude Salmon sat in to tell us about what he ate...on whatever day this was several years ago. Also, get ready to hear voice that you may not be accustomed to any more!....it's Butler.   Important talking points: Clancy Brand Chips, Dans Noodles, Eating Joeys Leftovers, Getting the Ropyrights, How do they make Hotpockets?   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

Welcome to What Did You Eat Today, our practice/warm up podcast we would do with guests or many moons ago when we weren’t the podcasting gods we are now. It may be somewhat of a wild ride because we never thought these would see the light of day. This one we had our good friend Colby Ballowe join us to tell us what he ate today, plus we all learn what a GROAT is.   Important talking points: Figure 8 Mouth Hole, Wet Jerky, Gas Station Eggs, Adding Groats, R.I.P Quiznos   Website: www.vrtcast.com     Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/     Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/     Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast     YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA     Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

This week on VRT the boys don't care about the changing release dates of major motion pictures that share a thematic element with the episode they're doing despite that being the whole point of them doing the episode, they're talking Mulan vs Moana anyway!  This will be the last episode of season 5 for the foreseeable future, but as soon as we can get back to recording, it'll be on once again! Important talking points: Letoville, Fast and Aquarius, The Peoples Elbow, The Infinity Water Stones, VRT Group Project   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

The wait is over, Season 5 is here! To kick off the new season, the Boys took a field trip to the theater to see the new Sonic movie and...the trip kind of went off the rails for some of the boys. But that's not important, what is important is that Sonic is taking on the Omega Level Mutant himself: Magneto. So put too much iron in your blood and press that play button FAST!   Important talking points: Jumping the Shark, VRTFT, A 4/20 Tale, The Chili Dog Deal, Back to Season 1 Formula   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

This week the boys wade through all the goo of the Chili Shots Region so that another VRT champion can be crowned. Important talking points: Having a Diet-logue, Xeno-lady, Book Two: Goo, Becoming Butterflives, Batmaang   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com

It's Tournament Time again, babies! The Boys kick things off in the Jim Digiorno Region with Elsa aka Snoooow...ke taking on The Night King and Jim West with his giant robo-spider and goofball sidekick fighting Walker Texas Ranger and his more scary sidekick, Leatherface.   Important talking points: One Large Step for Michael Caine, Cake, Cake, Pasta, The Night Kings Icebreaker, A Lightsaber Corndog, Three Deep on a Magical Ice Horse   Website: www.vrtcast.com   Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/   Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/   Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast   YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA   Email: Vrtcast@gmail.com