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Happy 100 episodes everyone! This week we talk about animal fights, how would we rule a cult and jizz. If you have any questions send them to our email, and follow us on social media! Remember "It" is always watching, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Twitter! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet     

This week we talk about what music we would pay for our babies during pregnancy, and what dogs we would ride if we were shrunk to the size of ken/barbie dolls. If you have questions burning holes into your skulls, send them to our email and follow us on Twitter! And as always, abandon all hope ye who enter here, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.jinstagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hey, internet! This week we talk about what superpowers we DON'T want, what things we would haunt if we were ghosts, and what other fall flavors we would put in our coffee. You can send us questions to our email or DM on social medias! Remember to check your tire pressure, and Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine 

This week we touch on subjects like Car Sex, Liquid Library, and Human Instruments. Send us an email and follow us on socials! Make sure to stand up a few times per day, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

This week we tackle what books we want to be transported into, musical crimes, and cursed furbies! If you liked what you heard please give us a review wherever you listen! Send us questions via our email, and follow us on our socials! Don't forget to take out the trash, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/verbalyeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine

Hey everyone! This week we talk about modern Rumplestiltskin deals, Lobster gods, eating animals to become them, and Hunger Games strats. If you liked what you heard this week, make sure to give us a review wherever you listen! Also, email us questions you want us to ponder! Make sure to take a cooking class, and Go and Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine

Hey everybody! This week we talk about pegging a bunch, muscle vampires, and the duke of sandwiches. Hope you enjoyed this week! Follow us on social media and send us questions to our email! Have a good week, and don't forget to Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hello everybody! Welcome back! This week we talk about Rube Goldberg Telephones, board game traffic stops, and what celebs we would want to voice over our lives. If you liked what you heard this week please give us a review wherever you listen! Also, send us questions you want us to answer or names you want to call us at the top of the episode! Don't forget to check your underwear for skid marks, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine

Hey everybody, this week we cover why we hate old presidents, Werewolf Yoga, and what it would be like to be on call for Medevil Times. If you liked what you heard this week, please rate and review wherever you listen! Please send us questions you want us to answer for you, and follow us on social media. Remember to eat your Wheaties and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/Verbalyeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine

Hey everybody! This week we talk about alternate currency, bones Jesus, bird physics, and a new segment...Friendly Feud! If you liked this week's episode leave us a review where ever you are listening. Follow us on our socials and make sure to send us any questions you might have to our email address! Lastly, make some eggs, and Go and Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hey everybody! This week's episode covers doing two jobs at once, snakes with hats, and what kind of food technology we can come up with. If you liked what you heard this week, please give us a review wherever you are listening! Please send us questions that are burning a hole in your skull or a funny name we could use at the beginning of the show! Have a great week, and don't forget to Go And Rip Yourself A New One! Our email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com

Hey everybody! This week we talk about what is in our heads making us go, the childhood Marvel/DC fandoms, and what dogs would chase before cars were invented. If you liked what you heard, throw a review our way! You can send us questions and titles to our email, and follow us on social media. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hello everybody! This week we talk about Uranus Aliens, The Hollow Earth Being Full of Souls, and Sibling Stories! If you liked what you heard this week please rate and review us wherever you listen! Also, follow us on our socials, and email us any questions you want us to answer! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Welcome back to the shit show everybody! This week we talk monkey presidents, Plato's theory of man, and our ways of charming people's passwords out of them! If you like the show, give us a review! If you have any questions send them to our email or Instagram! Have a Great Day, and Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hey everyone! Welcome back to this shit show! This week marks the beginning of Ham-libs! We then go on to talk about how to fix bad idioms that we use day-to-day, what if our teeth had velvet, like deer antlers, and then we talk about doing anime moves to regular people. Make sure to give a 5-star review wherever you listen to us! If we get 100 of those bad boys then we will get dumb tattoos on our feet! You can send us questions through our email or DM on social media! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials; www.twitter.com/verbalyeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hey everyone! This week we talk justice league sex, the creation of granola, and what three junk foods get us hot and also bothered. If you have the time please go review us wherever you can, if we get 100 5 star reviews we will get dumb tattoos on our feet! Check out our socials and email us with any questions you want to be answered! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A  New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

Hello everybody! This week's episode covers topics like what if we had no bones? Is our solar system just a bunch of hermit crabs? and what are good pickled foods? We mentioned that if we get 100 reviews on iTunes we will get tattoos on our feet naming our toes and we weren't kidding! Please email us questions if you have any, and follow us on our socials! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine  

(CW: Graphic Sexual Scenes) Hey everyone! Welcome to the shit show of this week's episode! We talk about our childhoods and how horny we were at that time, and then paper shredders that will peer-review your paper. If you have any questions for us, send us an email or DM on our socials! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Email Us! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine   

Hey everybody! In this episode, we pitch Parachute Airlines, Carbonated Food, and Nat tries to poison Matt. If you liked what you heard, please leave us a review wherever you get your podcasts! If you have any questions, send them to our email or DM us on social media! And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Our Email: verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Our Socials: www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine

Hello everybody! Welcome back to the most disturbing part of the internet...this show! This week we got a listener-submitted question that asked about Indiana Jones fursonas! Then we talked about pancake mouthwash, stealing your own gifts, and what stock acronyms actually stand for. If you have any questions for us, send them our way via email or social media DMs. And As Always, Go Rip Yourself A New One! Email us Questions! verbalyeetmachine@gmail.com Follow our socials! www.twitter.com/VerbalYeet / www.instagram.com/verbalyeetmachine