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Filmmaker Alex Lehmann, director of the acclaimed Blue Jay and Asperger's Are Us, bookends his chat with a sweet virginity story and the tale of how he learned about masturbation at camp. Alex's film Blue Jay is all about the mixed emotions of revisiting lost loves. Host Erin Darling gets Alex to open up about the process of making such an intimate film, as well as his personal process of figuring out who he wanted to be, then trying to live up to that image. But lest you think this episode is melancholy, we also talk "setting the mood" with a bathrobe photo shoot, being negged by high school reunion planners, and beef-shaming America! — Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content!

Internet impresario Khail Anonymous takes us back to before Metallica drove Jesus out of his heart, for a sweet virginity story that involves some intentional sinning. On the way to Khail’s V-Card story, we ponder the meaning of “sexual peak” and Khail analyzes healthy food options, overhyped pop culture, and Erin’s love life. Because he’s helpful like that. Plus, whose Caesar Salad made his mouth itchy: Tender Greens, McDonalds or Wendy’s? We also learn that looking up old exes can be a very sobering experience... — Follow Khail all over the internet @khailanonymous, like on Twitter, YouTube, Instagram but NOT Snapchat. F THAT. — Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content!

Just two classy ladies talking about pee! Comedian/actress Fizaa Dosani joins host Erin Darling for an episode completely dedicated to the excretory system! They swap stories of the first time they peed their pants, peeing on dates, then escalate to pooping themselves and finally putting vodka-soaked tampons in butts. Along the way, we discuss uretha kegels, breaking your foot, and Bollywood! Follow Fizaa @fizaadosani on Twitter and Instagram! — Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content!

Actress Rachel Paulson recalls losing her virginity to a man ("Didn't care"), 'pillow princess' virginity to a woman ("Cried for a day"), then finally coming face-to-face with a vagina! Rachel's coming out took a long and awkward time, despite some early indicators. She shares every step of it: From a college sophomore terrified of her sexuality, to an out-and-proud lesbian who's so dominant she has sex with more straight girls than gay girls! After 3 break-ups in the past 4 months, Erin might be convinced to give the other team a shot... Listen 'til the end for Rachel's very real thoughts on porn (big fan, but not the girl-on-girl stuff) and the "season of insecurity" so many of her friends are battling. -- Hear Rachel talk mad shit every week on the bonkers podcast Gay vs. Straight Bitches, alongside her best friend and notable straight person, Lindsey McKeon. Follow Rachel @rupaulson and her podcast @gayvsstraightbitchespodcast on Instagram, but be careful because Instagram makes people hate themselves. -- Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content!

Host Erin Darling welcomes The Man Who Would Be Booger, godfather of nerd comedy, accomplished veteran of stage and screen: Curtis Armstrong! He bares all about relationships good, bad and consummated with totemic condoms. Erin broke up with her boyfriend on the way to the studio! The Revenge of the Nerds star helps her sort out the details, which dovetails nicely with his own story – it was always easy for Curtis to be friends with women, and impossible to become something more. He opens up about a past abusive relationship, the fugue state he entered when he swiped his V-Card in college, and a revelation too personal even for his memoir! Along the way, we learn of Curtis' abiding love for P.G. Wodehouse, an incredible second chance romance, and what he considers the work of the dating Devil: GHOSTING. See Curtis on April 21 at the L.A. Times Festival of Books, discussing his wonderful memoir REVENGE OF THE NERD. Click here for tickets, or here to buy the book. You'll be glad you did. Curtis' new book A PLUM ASSIGNMENT: Discourses on P.G. Wodehouse and His World comes out this week! Co-written with his best friend since childhood, Elliott Milstein, this essay collection traces the work and philosophy of one of literature's great humorists, through the lens of the authors' very modern bromance. Click here to order it on Amazon. -- Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content!

Emmy-winning producer Michael Racanelli explains how he found a girlfriend despite being bullied at his all-boys' Catholic school. It led to a panic-inducing v-carding...in her friend's parents' bed! Michael's journey began in constant detention on the South Side of Chicago. Since then, he's gone from tormenting nuns to touring the country with bands to arriving poor on the streets of L.A., and finally to the Emmy podium. Hear how he "stopped being theoretical" and changed his life. Plus, he describes pulling a "prank" that would get a kid arrested today. And what horrifying experience forever tainted condoms in his mind? Check out Michael's hilarious new webseries Slated at www.slatedseries.com. It is about the crushing absurdity of trying to make an independent movie. And follow him @mikeracanelli on Twitter and Instagram! -- Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content!

Erin welcomes influential podcaster David C. Smalley, creator of The Dogma Debate, to talk the intersection of sex and skepticism, why he avoided losing his virginity to his first true love, and what he regrets. David's journey began as a teenage Christian evangelist knocking on doors to save his neighbors' souls. When he overheard some female "locker room talk" in high school, he was scandalized. It was at this time that David was starting to question everything. He's now a secular humanist famous for his ability to talk to believers. He shares with us the fascinating views he's distilled on everything from sexual shame to the failings of sex education. And Erin challenges his doubt on sensing people's "vibes" – leading David to admit even he has had eerie experiences he can't explain! Find David's prolific work advancing a rationalist POV and interviewing some of the greatest thinkers of our day at www.davidcsmalley.com. Subscribe to The Dogma Debate and The Smalley Effect, and follow David @davidcsmalley on Twitter and Instagram. -- Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content!

Model Crystal McCahill sits down with Erin to talk cheating. We begin with the two-timer who took her virginity, and escalate to the jealous ex who funded a full-on sting operation to entrap her next boyfriend! Crystal opens up about how past relationships have gone wrong, and how she's handling being single for the first time in her life. All of it is even more complicated when you're a Playmate. Plus, Erin remembers the YouTuber ex-boyfriend whose behavior got sketchy the day she was shooting a Durex commercial! Follow Crystal on Instagram @crystalmccahill or on Twitter @crystalmccahil! Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content!

Erin is joined by the hilarious Nina Daniels to discuss first true loves...And to shock guest Max Kestenbaum with the resolution to last week's cliffhanger! We blind-sided him with the L word! How did he react? Erin wants to change things up this episode, with a wide-ranging discussion about LOVE – how you know it, when you first feel it, why you fake it, and what it has to do with sex. Hear how Nina's hot-and-cold approach started at a very young age. Max has strong opinions on love – but how will they play into the moment he first hears 'I Love You' from his girlfriend, our Part 1 guest Stasia Patwell?! It's everything you ever pondered about the L Word but were afraid to ask! Check out Nina's brand-new webseries Models Diet on YouTube or at her website www.ninadaniels.com. Follow her on Twitter @ninadaniels! Follow Max on Instagram @mrkestenbaum, and keep an eye out for his shoe line Favorite Sons, also on Insta @favoritesons. Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content!

Host Erin Darling welcomes comic/actress Stasia Patwell for a rowdy episode that begins with storybook romance and ends 'TO BE CONTINUED'! Listen 'til the end, it's a bombshell! Stasia remembers how losing her virginity quickly led her and her theater club boyfriend to do the deed all over their Boston high school. After leaving him and his disapproving mother behind, Stasia jumped from 20-something fuckboys to 40-something ex-cons with nothing in between! Which probably explains her decision to go celibate for a year and a half, leading to a ground-breaking epiphany: Never have sex with someone you wouldn't want to BE. Finally, Stasia reveals how, after the dry spell, an aggressive sext sparked her SECOND V-Carding: The most unexpected and satisfying relationship of her life. Guys, ATTENTION! You want to stay until the end of this one for our WILD cliffhanger... Stasia hosts the Ride Or Die Comedy show at the Comedy Store in Hollywood! Follow @stasiapatwell on Instagram and Twitter for show dates and tickets. Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content! 

Radio and TV star Chuey Martinez sits down with Erin to reveal how high school football led to his V-Card swipe, before an injury changed the course of his life. He started at the bottom...Find out how he made it to the top! Chuey gets real about his misbegotten twenties – including eras of homelessness, 8 girlfriends at a time, and finding out his true love had a baby daddy – but he admits he wouldn't change a thing. Along the way, he gives all the credit to his badass "she-ro" mom for shaping him, and we take a detour into Mexico to remember wild summers at his family ranch. Find Chuey all over TV and radio – from iHeartMedia to El Rey Network to his own Chu-Mon-Gous Productions – and follow him @ChueyMartinez on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content! 

Erin welcomes comedian, podcaster and proud Jersey Girl Jaclyn Marfuggi, who confirms nothing good ever happens when high schoolers are alone in the basement. Learn how a high school production of "Pippin" ended in scandal for the drama queen voted "Most Likely To Be Famous"! Jaclyn opens up about the struggle to stop "putting on a show" for the opposite sex, and how doing so has resulted in her most fulfilling relationship yet. They discuss communication, surrender, and how to keep monogamy spicy. Hint: It involves high heels. Find Jaclyn on Twitter and Instagram (@JaclynMarfuggi) or Facebook (@OfficialJaclynMarfuggi), and subscribe to her podcast "What's Your Jersey?" to hear interesting people talk sports and life. Subscribe, rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content! 

Host Erin Darling welcomes recording artist Maria Ferrer to debut a track from her brand new album "The Prison Wife Handbook"! Learn how Maria found love behind bars, and in the process found a new direction for her singing career. She gets real about how she overcame her fear of dating someone in prison, what "family time" is like on the inside, and how her husband makes her feel more special than anyone ever has. Much truth is dropped and a few tears may be shed in this uplifting and unconventional episode of V-Carded! Find Maria on Instagram (@mariaferrercurves) and BUY THE ALBUM at www.queenvisionentertainment.com/store! If you want to show your support, use the hashtag #FreeMyMan. Check out the video for "That's My Baby" on Youtube, directed by V-Carded's own Erin Darling! Subscribe, rate and review on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app! Follow Bail Bonds Media on Instagram for behind-the-scenes looks at our podcasts, and other great content! 

Host Erin Darling welcomes comedian Ariel Kashanchi, who is now our all-time winner in "Shittiest Thing You Can Hear From A Guy After He Takes Your V-Card." Learn how she was smuggled out of Iran, why she doesn't know her actual birthday, and what she was once willing to put up with just because a guy was Persian and Jewish. Then, the girls also get real about lessons learned from boyfriends past, red flags, regret, and relationship karma.  Check out Ariel on Twitter (@IranianMermaid) and Instagram (@arielsnotamermaid)! Subscribe, rate and review V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app!  

Dominatrix Snow Mercy educates Erin on the history of the female dominant on this episode of V-Carded. They discuss everything from financial domination, to public humiliation, and the story of the weirdest request she's ever received from a client. Then, they delve into Coulrophilia (clown fetish) and Snow tells the tale of how she lost her clown virginity. We're back with a bang on Season 2 of V-Carded! "I know I had a good night when I have clown make-up smeared inside my thighs." - Snow Mercy Find Snow Mercy on Twitter, Instagram and at www.snowmercy.com! Subscribe to V-Carded on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or any other podcast app!

Erin talks to actress and comedian Courtney Scheuerman about penguin hookers, feminist sex groups and g-spots! Courtney grew up in an "open" household but her mom didn't teach her anything about sex. So when she lost her v-card to a high school boyfriend she thought, "that's it?"  Many years later, after a chance bathroom encounter with her former beau, she finds out that she dodged a bullet when they split. All this plus we learn about vaginas and pee holes! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts or any podcast app! including Stitcher and Google Play! Get behind the scenes of V Carded and all of the Bail Bonds Media podcasts by following us on Instagram!  

Erin welcomes comedian Aidan Park to discuss virginity, Napoleon's penis, and life after death. It's a hilariously open conversation about Aidan's sex life, from online chatrooms, to older men, to proper dietary habits for anal sex.  Find Aidan across social media at @AidanParkShow and at www.aidanpark.com Subscribe on Apple Podcasts or any podcast app! including Stitcher and Google Play! Get behind the scenes of V Carded and all of the Bail Bonds Media podcasts by following us on Instagram!

On this episode of V-Carded Erin is joined by Screen Junkies personality Roxy Striar for a candid conversation that covers the full spectrum of topics and emotions. First, we kick things off with a deep talk about sexual assault and harassment in the entertainment industry, our responsibility to speak out, and what we can all do to change the culture.  Next, Roxy reveals the story of how she lost her V-Card - A hilarious tale involving a cat, a waterbed, and the big lie that got her grounded when the cops showed up.  It's an episode not to be missed, this week on V-Carded!  Subscribe on Apple Podcasts or any podcast app! including Stitcher and Google Play! Get behind the scenes of V Carded and all of the Bail Bonds Media podcasts by following us on Instagram!

Erin talks finding your "solemate" with this week's guest, comedian and host, Gabi Conti who shares not one, but two stories of virginity loss. The first involves love, loss, and a long-distance relationship sprung from the recently defunct AIM. The second, is a story of the perils of online dating, when the perfect man (tall, dark, and handle David Beckham look-a-like) asked for an all access pass... to her feet. You won't want to miss this action packed episode of V-Carded. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts or any podcast app! including Stitcher and Google Play! Get behind the scenes of V Carded and all of the Bail Bonds Media podcasts by following us on Instagram!

Erin talks to John Kim aka The Angry Therapist. They discuss sex on the first date, life coaches, and why high schools should have relationship classes.  They answer the burning question, did John lose his virginity to a friend or a piece of fruit? You have to listen to find out.  Plus, liking someone more or less after sex, attractiveness in your 20's vs your 40's, and growing during a breakup. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts or any podcast app! including Stitcher and Google Play! Get behind the scenes of V Carded and all of the Bail Bonds Media podcasts by following us on Instagram!