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Vater Goose

17 Episodes

57 minutes | 3 months ago
Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark by Alvin Schwartz
This is Part 2 of our October Halloween special! This month we’re reviewing two scary children’s book. First we reviewed What There is Before There is Anything There by Liniers. Next up, we have a book written in the 1980s. Does “80s scary” hold up in today’s modern age? Mmm, there is a lot of other stuff going on in our world that might be even scarier. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz, this week on Vater Goose. This book review is 100% completely FREE, available anywhere you listen to podcasts. Scroll down for listening options on popular apps! If you like us SO much and want to hear more (and support our show!), join the Vater Goose Gaggle, our official Patreon for fans of the podcast. For $3/month, you’ll get exclusive access to full, ad-free episodes of Vater Goose which includes the book review and a lengthy after-show discussing hot button issues related to adulting and parenting. As an official member of the VG Gaggle you get 30 extra minutes of bonus content with this episode, exclusive to you! Disclaimer: Vater Goose is an adults-only comedy podcast where two grown-ass men review books meant for small ass kids. This podcast is not meant for children’s ears.  If you want to reach out to the show, fill out the form on the homepage or email us at hosts@vatergoose.com. Here’s how to listen – subscribe to the show 100% free on any of the podcatchers below. Or, search “Vater Goose” on your preferred podcatcher.    The post Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark by Alvin Schwartz appeared first on Vater Goose.
80 minutes | 4 months ago
What There Is Before There Is Anything There by Liniers
This is Part 1 of our October Halloween special! This month we’re reviewing two scary children’s book. Up first, we explore a terrifying premise. What happens when you should be more afraid of the dark itself, than the scary things that might be lurking in it? And what do you do when you can’t escape it? This book will have your children sleeping in your bed until they’re 18. What There Is Before There Is Anything There by Liniers, this week on Vater Goose. This book review is 100% completely FREE, available anywhere you listen to podcasts. Scroll down for listening options on popular apps! If you like us SO much and want to hear more (and support our show!), join the Vater Goose Gaggle, our official Patreon for fans of the podcast. For $3/month, you’ll get exclusive access to full, ad-free episodes of Vater Goose which includes the book review and a lengthy after-show discussing hot button issues related to adulting and parenting. As an official member of the VG Gaggle you get 70 extra minutes of bonus content with this episode, exclusive to you! Disclaimer: Vater Goose is an adults-only comedy podcast where two grown-ass men review books meant for small ass kids. This podcast is not meant for children’s ears.  If you want to reach out to the show, fill out the form on the homepage or email us at hosts@vatergoose.com. Here’s how to listen – subscribe to the show 100% free on any of the podcatchers below. Or, search “Vater Goose” on your preferred podcatcher.    The post What There Is Before There Is Anything There by Liniers appeared first on Vater Goose.
74 minutes | 4 months ago
The Day The Crayons Quit by Drew Daywalt
Coloring – a favorite pastime of children and adults of all ages. But what happens when you take sentient crayons and have them dictate how you should be coloring? Well, it’s about as fun as you might imagine. The Day the Crayons Quit by Drew Daywalt, this week on Vater Goose. This book review is 100% completely FREE, available anywhere you listen to podcasts. Scroll down for listening options on popular apps! If you like us SO much and want to hear more (and support our show!), join the Vater Goose Gaggle, our official Patreon for fans of the podcast. For $3/month, you’ll get exclusive access to full, ad-free episodes of Vater Goose which includes the book review and a lengthy after-show discussing hot button issues related to adulting and parenting. As an official member of the VG Gaggle you get 30 extra minutes of bonus content with this episode, exclusive to you! Disclaimer: Vater Goose is an adults-only comedy podcast where two grown-ass men review books meant for small ass kids. This podcast is not meant for children’s ears.  If you want to reach out to the show, fill out the form on the homepage or email us at hosts@vatergoose.com. Here’s how to listen – subscribe to the show 100% free on any of the podcatchers below. Or, search “Vater Goose” on your preferred podcatcher.    The post The Day The Crayons Quit by Drew Daywalt appeared first on Vater Goose.
72 minutes | 5 months ago
Walter The Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray
Dog farts. We all know them. No one enjoys them. So how does a children’s book based solely on a farting dog hold up? Shockingly well. But then the book takes a hard turn into crazy town. And we’re left wondering whether our children are going to be left laughing, or having nightmares for the rest of their lives. Walter The Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, this week on Vater Goose. This book review is 100% completely FREE, available anywhere you listen to podcasts. Scroll down for listening options on popular apps! If you like us SO much and want to hear more (and support our show!), join the Vater Goose Gaggle, our official Patreon for fans of the podcast. For $3/month, you’ll get exclusive access to full, ad-free episodes of Vater Goose which includes the book review and a lengthy after-show discussing hot button issues related to adulting and parenting. As an official member of the VG Gaggle you get 30 extra minutes of bonus content with this episode, exclusive to you! Disclaimer: Vater Goose is an adults-only comedy podcast where two grown-ass men review books meant for small ass kids. This podcast is not meant for children’s ears.  If you want to reach out to the show, fill out the form on the homepage or email us at hosts@vatergoose.com. Here’s how to listen – subscribe to the show 100% free on any of the podcatchers below. Or, search “Vater Goose” on your preferred podcatcher.    The post Walter The Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray appeared first on Vater Goose.
56 minutes | 5 months ago
Your Baby’s First World Will Be Dada and Everything is Mama by Jimmy Fallon
A lot of people complained online that this book was too pricey for the “story”, and it only costs as much as it does because it was “written” by Jimmy Fallon. So we decided to give you two Jimmy Fallon books for the price of one. Everything is Mama and Your Baby’s First World Will Be Dada, this week on Vater Goose. This book review is 100% completely FREE, available anywhere you listen to podcasts. Scroll down for listening options on popular apps! If you like us SO much and want to hear more (and support our show!), join the Vater Goose Gaggle, our official Patreon for fans of the podcast. For $3/month, you’ll get exclusive access to full, ad-free episodes of Vater Goose which includes the book review and a lengthy after-show discussing hot button issues related to adulting and parenting. As an official member of the VG Gaggle you get 50 extra minutes of bonus content with this episode, exclusive to you! Disclaimer: Vater Goose is an adults-only comedy podcast where two grown-ass men review books meant for small ass kids. This podcast is not meant for children’s ears.  If you want to reach out to the show, fill out the form on the homepage or email us at hosts@vatergoose.com. Here’s how to listen – subscribe to the show 100% free on any of the podcatchers below. Or, search “Vater Goose” on your preferred podcatcher.    The post Your Baby’s First World Will Be Dada and Everything is Mama by Jimmy Fallon appeared first on Vater Goose.
54 minutes | 6 months ago
Honey Bunny Funnybunny by Marilyn Sadler
Honey Bunny Funnybunny is officially introduced to the PJ Funnybunny book series in this self-titled short story. But Honey Bunny Funnybunny is not, in fact, a funny bunny. Rather, she is a really, really sad bunny. Is poor Honey Bunny merely introduced as a vessel for PJ’s relentless teasing? Honey Bunny Funnybunny by Marilyn Sadler, this week on Vater Goose. This book review is 100% completely FREE, available anywhere you listen to podcasts. Scroll down for listening options on popular apps! If you like us SO much and want to hear more (and support our show!), join the Vater Goose Gaggle, our official Patreon for fans of the podcast. For $3/month, you’ll get exclusive access to full, ad-free episodes of Vater Goose which includes the book review and a lengthy after-show discussing hot button issues related to adulting and parenting.  Disclaimer: Vater Goose is an adults-only comedy podcast where two grown-ass men review books meant for small ass kids. This podcast is not meant for children’s ears.  If you want to reach out to the show, fill out the form on the homepage or email us at hosts@vatergoose.com. Here’s how to listen – subscribe to the show 100% free on any of the podcatchers below. Or, search “Vater Goose” on your preferred podcatcher.  The post Honey Bunny Funnybunny by Marilyn Sadler appeared first on Vater Goose.
58 minutes | 6 months ago
Love You Forever by Robert Munsch
This week on Vater Goose we review Love Your Forever by Robert Munsch, the tale of the ultimate helicopter parent. Creepy or endearing? You decide. Listen to our latest episode below or on your preferred podcatcher. This book review is 100% completely FREE, available anywhere you listen to podcasts. Scroll down for listening options on popular apps! If you like us SO much and want to hear more (and support our show!), join the Vater Goose Gaggle, our official Patreon for fans of the podcast. For $3/month, you’ll get exclusive access to full, ad-free episodes of Vater Goose which includes the book review and a lengthy after-show discussing hot button issues related to adulting and parenting.  Disclaimer: Vater Goose is an adults-only comedy podcast where two grown-ass men review books meant for small ass kids. This podcast is not meant for children’s ears.  If you want to reach out to the show, fill out the form on the homepage or email us at hosts@vatergoose.com. Here’s how to listen – subscribe to the show 100% free on any of the podcatchers below. Or, search “Vater Goose” on your preferred podcatcher.  The post Love You Forever by Robert Munsch appeared first on Vater Goose.
59 minutes | 7 months ago
Part 2 – That’s What Dinosaurs Do by Jory John
This week we’re remote again and we finish the review of That’s What Dinosaurs Do by Jory John, since Pete didn’t actually read it last time. This book review is 100% completely FREE, available anywhere you listen to podcasts. Scroll down for listening options on popular apps! If you like us SO much and want to hear more (and support our show!), join the Vater Goose Gaggle, our official Patreon for fans of the podcast. For $3/month, you’ll get exclusive access to full, ad-free episodes of Vater Goose which includes the book review and a lengthy after-show discussing hot button issues related to adulting and parenting.  Disclaimer: Vater Goose is an adults-only comedy podcast where two grown-ass men review books meant for small ass kids. This podcast is not meant for children’s ears.  If you want to reach out to the show, fill out the form on the homepage or email us at hosts@vatergoose.com. Here’s how to listen – subscribe to the show 100% free on any of the podcatchers below. Or, search “Vater Goose” on your preferred podcatcher.  The post Part 2 – That’s What Dinosaurs Do by Jory John appeared first on Vater Goose.
73 minutes | 7 months ago
This Is Not My Hat by Jon Klassen
This book is not what you think it’s about. We promise you. This week we change it up a bit. Pete goes into the review blind and indulges in the fuckery that is This Is Not My Hat by Jon Klassen live. Tune in to one of our favorite book reviews to date. This book review is 100% completely FREE, available anywhere you listen to podcasts. Scroll down for listening options on popular apps! If you like us SO much and want to hear more (and support our show!), join the Vater Goose Gaggle, our official Patreon for fans of the podcast. For $3/month, you’ll get exclusive access to full, ad-free episodes of Vater Goose which includes the book review and a lengthy after-show discussing hot button issues related to adulting and parenting.  Disclaimer: Vater Goose is an adults-only comedy podcast where two grown-ass men review books meant for small ass kids. This podcast is not meant for children’s ears.  If you want to reach out to the show, fill out the form on the homepage or email us at hosts@vatergoose.com. Here’s how to listen – subscribe to the show 100% free on any of the podcatchers below. Or, search “Vater Goose” on your preferred podcatcher.  The post This Is Not My Hat by Jon Klassen appeared first on Vater Goose.
66 minutes | 8 months ago
Corduroy by Don Freeman
This week on Vater Goose, we review Corduroy by Don Freeman. Corduroy offers up lessons in not judging a book by its cover, how to haggle for a good deal, and working hard for what you want. This book review is 100% completely FREE, available anywhere you listen to podcasts. Scroll down for listening options on popular apps! If you like us SO much and want to hear more (and support our show!), join the Vater Goose Gaggle, our official Patreon for fans of the podcast. For $3/month, you’ll get exclusive access to full, ad-free episodes of Vater Goose which includes the book review and a lengthy after-show discussing hot button issues related to adulting and parenting.  Disclaimer: Vater Goose is an adults-only comedy podcast where two grown-ass men review books meant for small ass kids. This podcast is not meant for children’s ears.  If you want to reach out to the show, fill out the form on the homepage or email us at hosts@vatergoose.com. Here’s how to listen – subscribe to the show 100% free on any of the podcatchers below. Or, search “Vater Goose” on your preferred podcatcher.  The post Corduroy by Don Freeman appeared first on Vater Goose.
57 minutes | 8 months ago
Guess How Much I Love You by Sam McBratney
This week on Vater Goose, we review Guess How Much I Love You by Sam McBratney. Is this book a warmhearted tale about two nutbrown hares comparing… Read more The post Guess How Much I Love You by Sam McBratney appeared first on Vater Goose.
70 minutes | 9 months ago
Part 1 – That’s What Dinosaurs Do by Jory John
The state of the world is a mess and we’ve had issues recording new episodes thanks to #socialdistancing. But we figured out a virtual solution which is… Read more The post Part 1 – That’s What Dinosaurs Do by Jory John appeared first on Vater Goose.
47 minutes | 10 months ago
The Tale of Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter
This week on Vater Goose, we review The Tale of Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter. This board book is a condescend version of the much longer original.… Read more The post The Tale of Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter appeared first on Vater Goose.
41 minutes | a year ago
The Scruffy Puppy by Wendy Ravenhill
This week on Vater Goose, we review The Scruffy Puppy by Wendy Ravenhill. This short board book about a war-torn stuffed animal covers off on topics like… Read more The post The Scruffy Puppy by Wendy Ravenhill appeared first on Vater Goose.
38 minutes | a year ago
Huggy Kissy by Leslie Patricelli
This week on Vater Goose, we review Huggy Kissy by Leslie Patricelli. One would think a book about hugs and kisses is purely innocent, but this book… Read more The post Huggy Kissy by Leslie Patricelli appeared first on Vater Goose.
46 minutes | a year ago
Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak
This week on Vater Goose, we review the beloved classic Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendack. Why is little Max such a big dick? We… Read more The post Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak appeared first on Vater Goose.
1 minutes | a year ago
Announcing Vater Goose!
Have you ever read a book to your child and thought to yourself, “WTF did I just read?” You’re not alone. Join Sebastian and Peter as they… Read more The post Announcing Vater Goose! appeared first on Vater Goose.
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