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Dave goes into great detail about Disneyland's villain for children; Disney Adults. Also discussed is a school superintendent leaving his gun on the toilet for children to find, influencers, an Ai writing Dave Weasel jokes, and Madonna the Lizard Queen   SPONSOR: FACTOR https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 for 50% off your first box

Dave is back to discuss when it's appropriate to start farting around your partner, fast food CEOs, and how beards make double chins look like 1.5 chins   Sponsor: FACTOR - get 50% off your first box at https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50

Dave Weasel expresses how he can't believe he can't go to Vegas and to an NFL game there without catching the Roni. Despite the disease, he talks about the 11.5 hour drive back to LA, Mrs. Coconuts, all while sounding like he's underwater (that's just his voice, not a technical difficulty)

Dave goes over the weird things he would do if he were Elon rich, gifts to give people you hate, and how men don’t get smarter, they learn to control their stupidity.   Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/valleyboys Manscaped - manscaped.com/VALLEYBOYS for 20% OFF + Free Shipping

Dave talks about the benefits of arranged marriages, swearing in kindergarten,  and dishes horror stories about a crazy Winnipeg family   Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/valleyboys

Dave Weasel discusses using your filth for revenge, parents casting their kids for ugly roles, and plays Aspergers or CTE   Sponsor: Manscaped - manscaped.com/VALLEYBOYS for 20% OFF + Free Shipping Fitbod - Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS.

Dave Weasel discusses getting a woman fired from Lyft, San Francisco, And gaining so much weight he'll need an MRI at the zoo.    Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/valleyboys

Dave Weasel reviews the Union Station bathroom, suspects a dog is the mayor of Reseda, and clarifies meat clowns vs dirt farmers   Sponsor: Visit Manscaped.com and use code VALLEYBOYS for free shipping and 20% off Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS

Dave Weasel discusses the Kanye West mutiny, Jehovah's Witness Halloween, your own body betraying you, Orange County, and other people's boring work stories.   Sponsor: go to Betterhelp.com/VALLEYBOYS for 10% off you first month of therapy  

Dave gives a rundown on some unique fetishes, Lizzo and the crystal flute uproar, Davante Adams, and what Michael Myers would possibly be doing between all the murdering Sponsor: go to Betterhelp.com/VALLEYBOYS for 10% off you first month of therapy

Dave Weasel discusses true crime interest vs. serial killer interest, Mormon sexual loopholes, and replacing zodiac signs with which Ninja Turtle you liked     Sponsor: Get 25% off your subscription or try out the app for FREE when you sign up now at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS

We are back! Dave talks about his time as a college mascot, illustrates how there's no such thing as a free lunch, speculates on what the Pig People from the reality shows REALLY do, and the cast of characters you see at the DMV

Dave Weasel is joined by comedians Kenan Kaya and Hector Resendez to talk about everything from incest in Iowa to sharting in the bed, and getting kicked out of a concert as a Canadian vs. a Mexican. 

The boys speculate on how spontaneous orgies would be started in real life, carjackings, and how Dave suggested to a new NHL owner the dumbest team name possible.

The boys discuss Brandon's new back-length mullet, the term 'slut' being gender neutral, and what Roe v. Wade means for these poor, poor men

With Brandon back after surgery, the boys discuss getting fatter, if farts can be racist, Elon Musk, and Dave's idea to use GoFundMe for all his life expenses.

In an other solo episode, Dave Weasel tells wild stories from his band days, growing up Jehovah's Witness, and a man who gave a cop meth instead of his license and registration.

In a solo episode while Brandon recovers from surgery, Dave talks about Elizabeth Holmes and The Dropout, the crazy pastor casting out "witches", and embracing your filth but not like the guy caught masturbating four times on one flight did

The boys speculate on what some honest company slogans would be, including for Victoria’s Secret and dollar stores that sell pregnancy test, their first time cussing in front of their parents, and a man with no arms who stabbed someone

The boys finally address Brandon cutting a remote episode short because he had to take a dump in a 711 cup in his truck, a woman hospitalized for holding in farts, and a man who shot off his own penis breaking into cars