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We are back. So incredibly BACK. We survived Welcome Week (month?) and cranked out 60 minutes of incredible content for the people. We recap move in, Welcome Week, and we finally meet Braden's alter ego Brendan who might or might not have had a run in with the authorities (embrace debate) (1:18-16:00). Tailgating bid day (16:00-22:00). Story Time: Bar fights, Knoxville, Starkville, mullets, Moe's Barbecue, and Lyft drivers (22:00-30:38). Labor Day confuses our bodies (30:38-37:30). Mailbag: Lots of Georgia State questions (first time talking sports in how long?) (37:30-42:00). Worst of Twitter: IHOP, Jacob Sartorius, and Dave Chapelle (42:00-47:30). Power Ranking: worst five threats your parents would tell you as a kid (48:30-56:30). Applebee's September One (1) Dollar Drink of the Month: The Adios (56:30-end).  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

No words. Speechless. Our heads are still spinning from what that episode was. Listen with caution. A three hour grind in the studio with Braden Blevins culminated in the best (?) content to ever grace this podcast. Lots of advice for Freshman in their first year of college including the Mason Dixon line (??) (2:00-15:45). What we need to see out of Sophomore year, the spiked seltzer train rolls on, and we help to end racism (15:45-21:50). Worst of Twitter: Cardi B and pee, the "textdoor" neighbor movement, and more (21:50-24:50). Weekly WDA: Are we living in a simulation and is it glitching ft. Mason Ramsey, Young Thug, A$AP Rocky, and Donald Trump (24:50-28:40). Power Ranking: The very best places to streak (ft. team format) (28:40-41:20). Boosting Applebee's: introducing the new $1 Mai Tai August drink of the month (41:20-end). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Episode 16 is a special one. We welcome our first ever guest (embrace debate: did Ryan Crump count as a guest in EP5??) onto the show, Devin John. Kinda big for #thebrand. Kinda. Lots of talk about THE "situation" that forms after meeting someone at a bar, spoken versus unspoken relationships, pros and cons of the collegiate relationship, five hour energy talk, and dumb sleep schedules (1:25-24:00). Debut of a brand new segment (for our guests), "The College Shotgun" (24:00-26:15). We fly through Worst of Twitter + a couple listener questions (Schrodinger's college decision??) (27:35-30:00). Power Ranking: the five most common things/people/events that you encounter at a party (30:00-41:20). We predict the Applebee's $1 drink of the month for the month of August (shoutout Applebee's) (41:20-end).  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Whew. What a battle. 15 full episodes in the books because we love our listeners. Can't say it enough. We cover having no source of income in college, death to Uber Eats, dollar menu eats, Schrodinger's bank account (educational segment? We guess?), Sunday Scaries, turning the dining hall into your personal grocery store, and how the 4 Loko is BACK (2:00-24:15). Weekly WDA: How many holes does a straw have? (24:15-30:00). Worst of Twitter: Chris Pratt and Toronto weed shops (30:00-32:06). Power Ranking: Top 5 colleges that you would NOT want to send your daughter to (33:30-42:45). Applebee's drink specials (42:45-end). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The longest episode to date. Are we the hardest working podcasters in the country? We don't know. What we do know, however, is that we have a jammed packed edition of Uproar The Podcast for you guys, #thepeople. We discuss trying to plan a road trip and having it go nowhere near as planned (except when figuring out logistics for drinks), are Whiteclaws becoming America's drink, refusing to download Uber, losing your friends,  getting lost at 330 in the morning in a college town, thinking you're tougher than the sun, and we share our worst road trip experiences (shoutout to the Freshman year UVA drive) (2:10-18:35). What incoming college freshman should expect from orientation season (18:35-22:35). New weekly segment: introducing the World's Dumbest Argument (WDA), does drinking two 5 Hour Energies give you double energy for 5 hours or regular energy for 10 hours? (22:35-28:05). Worst of Twitter: Air conditioning is sexist (???) and ranch dressing rankings (28:05-31:55). Listener question: What ruined kids more, the iPhone of Fortnite? (31:55-33:35). Power Ranking: The absolute worst things that you see on the 4th of July (35:30-43:30). Applebee's please sponsor us (Applebee's The Podcast?) + T-Shirts are HERE, get in on it (43:30-end). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

So much to talk about on this week's episode. So much. The gang wastes no time and dives right into the college bar scene. The  "Live band vs a DJ" debate returns. What makes a good bar a good bar? What makes a bad bar a bad bar? Does the smell of throw-up enhance a bar? Getting s(h)loppy? Getting nast(a)y? (2:13-10:45). We enter our most heated debate yet: Who wins? A trillion lions or the Sun? (10:45-20:15) Worst of Twitter: tweeting #cancelstudentdebt while also going out and dropping 40 nightly at the bars, and the USWNT taking an L to a club team (???) (20:15-23:00). Power ranking: snacks that your mom would pack you when you were six years old that you would go absolutely BONKERS to (24:15-34:30). A final shoutout to Applebee's and a T-Shirt/sticker promo (34:30-end). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Incredible turnaround on episodes. Only 5 days in between. Why? Because we love our listeners, and we do it for you, the people. Fire it up. Lots of talk about Bonnaroo and how attendees are reminiscent of cavemen and the first people, couldn't you just stay home and do drugs instead of spending $500+ on tickets (not that we endorse drugs), what people wear at music festivals (that bandana and Hawaiian shirt combo are SICK), different festival lineup stereotypes, and an update on "Bruce's War On Collegiate Social Media" (2:00-18:45). Listener Question: what extinct animal would you bring back to fight along side the US in a hypothetical war? (18:45-23:15). Worst of Twitter: Big Papi's trip to the Dominican was NOT a homerun and coked up shrimp make their return (23:15-27:00). Power Ranking: Worst places or situations to throw up in featuring an Arby's bathroom and your grandmother's house (27:00-38:00). The College Uproar T-Shirts (comfort colors for the win) have arrived and another shoutout to Applebee's (38:00-end).  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

An absolutely jam packed edition of Uproar The Podcast. Still buzzing from the content. Maybe the best edition yet. Maybe. Colleges finally allowing alcohol to be sold at SEC games, will they rip us off (yes), and what effect it will have on the pregame (1:49-9:20). What should colleges actually do with the rising tuitions costs? Bar tabs on the meal plan? Adderall supply in each library? (9:20-22:55). Would you get in the ring with Zion? (22:55-25:15). Worst of Twitter: Instagram Influencers in Chernobyl + KD injury (25:15-28:50). Power Ranking: Best retail stores to live in (Waffle house or waffle home??) (28:50-37:10). Huge shoutout to Applebee's and the one dollar drink of the month (37:10-38:40).  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Summer is in full swing and the guys are here to present the people with life saving (literally) advice. Comparisons between college town and home town (we apparently don't rule the roads anymore) (1:58-7:48). A deep dive into Summer jobs, working for the parents, and working at a country club (7:48-14:30). Is the "Freshman 15" a myth? + how to avoid it (14:30-18:45). Worst of Twitter: Ryan tells us about a British woman making "charitable contributions" (we think?) + dissecting a tier ranking (if that) of fast food restaurants (18:45-25:00). What NFL quarterback we trust the most to chug a beer if our lives were on the line (25:05-27:35). Apparently if you're decapitated you're still conscious for 20 seconds (27:35-30:00). Top 5 worst people that you see at a waterpark (30:00-38:08). Posting on social media about missing college (38:08-39:30).  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Lots to unpack in this episode. The boys have officially survived finals and are home safe and sound. Drew and Bruce are in studio while Ryan joins us from Lexington. No subject was off limits. Bigger winner: The Pelicans or literally any bakery owner in New Orleans? Zion might be in trouble (1:45-4:10). What's the right NBA jersey to wear? (4:11-8:30). This week's Worst of Twitter features: Do Ramen Noodles give us super powers? Should GoT rewrite season 8? (8:30-13:20). Writing secret messages with cat urine (yes, really) (13:20-15:09). We manage to turn what is and what isn't Ravioli into a philosophical debate and we're still not exactly sure how that happened (15:10-21:27). Ryan and Bruce power rank: The snacks that you would want the most when you were 9 years old on a hot July day after just getting out of your local neighborhood swimming pool, and Drew picks a winner (21:27-33:05).  Be sure to check out Elk's Edge at uproarthepodcast.com

The boys are back! We survived finals season (2/3 of us, anyways), and we're headed back to the promised lands. Today's content includes: Is the "Drake Curse" to blame for what might or might not happen to Arya Stark? (1:40-9:50). Ryan sees a "full moon" in Memphis and sets the standard (9:50-15:37). This week's Worst of Twitter (15:37-18:20). Drew tells us about coked up shrimp and (pink?) flamingos (18:20-21:38). Ryan and I power rank the worst of FiNaLs wEeK, and Drew ultimately picks a winner (21:38-41:20). 

A Christmas Eve edition in April? Absolutely. Big news for The Uproar as our brand new website dropped TODAY. Let's GO. Today's content includes: Breaking down the Presidential Medal of Freedom and who deserves it more: Tiger Woods or Johnny Football or all of us? (1:25-8:30). RIP to Gronk (8:30-10:05). The Very Worst of Twitter (does Jay Cutler "suck"?) (10:05-13:27). Drew teaches us about the Great Australian Emu War (13:27-17:05). Ryan and I go head to head and power rank the top 5 people we would want to invade North Korea with and Drew picks a winner (I guess?) (17:05-28:30). Final thoughts, #analytics on blowing leads, and how much peanut butter is too much? (28:30-33:38). 

The very BEST episode to date. Roundtable recording style for the very first time. Drew finally returns. Ryan is back again. Segments: The End of The World (1:25), The Worst of Twitter (3:18), Barstool Appearance (7:13), Lobsters and The Dancing Plague of 1518 (9:13), Power Rankings (Chain Breakfast) (16:45), Final Thoughts (34:35).

Drew is MIA, so Ryan Crump joins Uproar all the way from Memphis. Topics covered include: Zion's weight, our brackets, power rankings BACK, whether or not ketchup is a sauce, and much much more. 

Drew and Bruce talk Zion, BasketVols, Mardi Gras, Tigers/Cats game, and get a little hypothetical

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