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CHAPTERSChapter 1 --- 00:00:00 Intro Chapter 2 --- 00:01:55 Leaked Nudes On Snap: I May Or May Not Have Been Releasing Amateur Porn For Years Chapter 3 --- 08:50 Big Booty and Faking It When You Don't Have ItChapter 4 --- 12:00 Hand Me Down Dildos and Strap-Ons? Chapter 5 --- 15:00 Blow Up Doll Threesomes Chapter 6 --- 19:50 Pheromones: Gym Booty Sweat Is A Turn On For Some Guys!Chapter 7 --- 23:50 Ultimate Hand Job: Blow His Mind Not His ****!This week we're all over the place! From mistakingly leaking snap raunchy photos, to unclaimed strap-ons, blow up dolls for Christmas and a great little secret tip on how to blow your guys mind, not his **** !

Judgey Society loves them some labels! Especially when it comes to slut shaming a sexually promiscuous woman, or labeling her as a Whore. The reality is that a confident and sexually experienced woman is every man's desire... and the only naysayers that oppose this notion do so because of their own insecurities. When you really think about it, being called a 'Ho' is a compliment! It means that she has skills and has practiced at perfecting her sex game! After all, nobody gets into an Uber with a driver who's never been behind the wheel. Exactly!

CHAPTERSChapter 1 - 00:00:00 Intro - Zoom Meeting Benefits! Maria Shows Up In A Playboy T-Shirt And Nothing Else On!Chapter 2 - 00:01:30 Edging: The Art Of Tease And Denial. Schooling Jess Who Thinks Edging Is Trimming Hedges (Less Hedge, More Penis)Chapter 3 -  09:00 Masturbating: The Online World Of Rubber Dildos. Big And Small, Soft And Hard.Chapter 4 - 30:20 Alien C*ck: Scary Looking, But Great Feeling!Chapter 5 00:33:40 D*ck Sucking Lipstick.This week Jess gets a crash course on Edging (She though it meant trimming your hedges lol....) Talking about the art of tease & denial. We also break it on down with all things rubber (dildos that is) Soft and tall, to hard and no balls. Our likes and dislikes (a possible petition to ban dildos under 7.5 inches) and last but not least, solo sex! Jess dishes on repairing her favorite sex toy and Maria talks about customizing a dildo to suit your needs. Ok, maybe there's a story about undercover closet masturbation while the husband sleeps, but you didn't hear it here!

This week we catch up for lost time after a 3 week hiatus. Diving right in to people who are stuck on stupid with life and failed relationships on repeat (we've all been there) Hashing about online shopping and why in store shopping sucks! Hiding Amazon deliveries from the husband.... and last but NOT least, the haunted dildo story! CHAPTERSChapter 1 00:00:00 Intro - Whys Guys Are Always Adjusting Their BallsChapter 2 00:05:42 Online Shopping vs. Shopping In Stores - Hiding Amazon Packages From The HusbandChapter 3 00:16:00 Encountering The Same Relationship & Life Fails Over, & Over, & Over... How To Embrace Change & Become Unstuck!Chapter 4 00:37:28 The Possessed Dildo Story!

Most often in relationships, we think we are loving a partner unconditionally... however, our lack of self love and sense of security has many people simply providing an unlimited amount of conditional love. This is not the same thing, and it takes away from a partner happiness. Unconditional Love means loving a partner based on how they define love and not limited to how we know how to do love based on our unwillingness to pursue self fulfillment and love. 

This week, all things penis... from Bachelorette Penis themed parties, to size and everything in between. We discuss,  societal double standards, why guys are often obsessed with chicks making out and girl on girl action... and how it's a one way street.... Also, we dive into the puzzling behavior of why people try to dazzle in new relationships by finding commonalities where they don't exist. A far stretch is a non-match up!

The majority of people are misguided on the term 'Ego'. Many of us often don't realize that we are guilty of having a poor sense of self and ultimately our poor behaviors end up squashing the happiness in our relationships (Hint: A rubber penis is not gonna steal your girl!) Sadly, society is the culprit that causes many people in relationships to treat their partner as a competitor and often viewing them as a threat. In other news, can we talk about online dating profile pics? Stop being shady and take off the shades! We break down the common offenders and how easy it is to verify someone's identity in no time at all. Everyone should be doing this! 

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This week we're all over the place, from Quarantine A-Holes, to the best Sex Toy store idea ever (3 words... Cock World Warehouse!), our theory on why men are obsessed with backdoor sex, to women who battle with their balance of feminine and masculine energy in relationships (there's room for both sister!), to sexy pantyhose bank robber bandits! (the things we do to entertain...don't try this at home) We definitely do not disappoint, so grab a drink and hit play! This one is a MUST WATCH so go to YouTube to at least catch the Pantyhose scene.

This week the theme is STOP THAT S**T!...Maria C. & Jessie B. don't hold back with their thoughts about guy's sending us d*ick pics and why it's not so welcome... as well as the idea of elaborate weddings and all these over the top rituals and new age traditions that are boosting social media likes, but crushing relationships and happiness.

This week we discuss an odd Quarantine trend of 'Pod Quarantine Families', Exclusive pacts for neighbors to not cheat on one another? We're confused too! Also, a pick up from last week... about fake orgasms and the overall inability to be fully candid with your spouse in an effort to spare their feelings. Seriously shooting yourself in the vagina on this one... it's bananas out there his week! Join Maria & Jess as we 100% do not take ourselves seriously, but dig deep on the hot topics & find humor in everything we discuss.

PENIS PENIS PENIS! - Maria Cozamanis (Author of Decoding The Penis) and Co-Host Jessica B. hit the ground running by airing out their thoughts, truths and confessions about penis. Why do more people not have these discussions? Like the need to be honest to the penis about his size, why anxiety makes him limp, and why the smallest penis' talk the most! And how all these things are NOT always bad, but they can hurt our chances in finding a great sex life! A light hearted intro to an upcoming series that is candid, funny and real!