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Unreel Horror Show
109 minutes | Sep 21, 2020
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)
Come with us on a school bus ride from hell as we discuss Jeepers Creepers 2. We all feel a little creepered out ourselves covering this movie, but we will get into all of that and more on this episode. Grab your Javelins and Belly button ninja stars and check your scarecrows, because we are diving deep on this one. If you get out alive, and with all of your body parts, you can sniff us out @ShowUnreel and email at firstname.lastname@example.org
140 minutes | Sep 2, 2020
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Turn up your record players and keep those peepers up. We are coming to you from the bottom of the stinky pipe, to bring you a reanimated version of the Unreel Horror Show. Scaley Bailey slithers into the Florida sets that consist with mainly Weeping Willows. I know it's been a Justin Long time, but feel free to share your shock with us @showunreel or find yourself in a serial killers coven at Unreelpictureshow@gmail.com
146 minutes | Aug 22, 2020
Light some candles and collect your beloved objects as we attempt to summon the spirit of a decent podcast. Be sure to check for nuts before consuming this episode, and see if you can pinpoint the exact moment that we’re about to behead each other. King Paimon has bestowed this great gift of our podcast family unto you, the listener. There are times when we sound incestual with our thoughts, but it's all just a Hereditary occurrence I assure you. We will be hosting a grief group for our deceased hosts next week. Please send your RSVP to @ShowUnreel or email your seance invitation at email@example.com
101 minutes | Aug 12, 2020
28 Days Later (2002)
Well, you might think it's been around 28 days since we put our last episode out. It has been a difficult time during this apocalypse we are all living in. Can't go outside, secluded with our families in horror. We're trying our best to give a regular transmission to all of you, but things are growing increasingly bleak outside. This one is coming straight from the Spooky military camp. Remember to watch out for landmines. If you want to respond please radio us at @ShowUnreel and also taking Morse code at UnreelPictureShow@gmail.com Thanks for staying alive out there!
54 minutes | Aug 4, 2020
Kreepy Kramer's Quartely coverage: season 1-3 (Seinfield)
I think you should all GET OUT!...There, and listen to this podcast. Join us as we discuss seasons 1-3 with Kreepy Kramer and Scary Jerrry. We love this show, and we decided to sit at the cafe and bring to you a dead goldfish in the parking lot of comedy. We self deprecate the decripit Dallas and renounce him from the world of laugh tracks for this episode. We also touch on Kreepy Kali's world of horror so far, and what she will do after she's dead.
90 minutes | Jul 23, 2020
The Omen (1976)
Well it only took us 5 years, a new nanny, and a watchdog to finally bring you this episode. Decrepit Dallas is spiked up like a scarecrow, and Kreepy Kali is hanging outside the studio window, but it was all worth it. We did this all for you Damien! If you want to dig us up in our graves, and see our Jackal mommy, you can find us @ShowUnreel or email at Unreelpictureshow@gmail.com Thanks for listening.
117 minutes | Jul 15, 2020
The VVitch (2015)
Doth dus bring ye all here today to enjoy the sinful tellings of the Witch. Ye all come to witness the Apple leave thy mouth and spit upon thus recording. I don't know if I can keep this up. We cover The Witch, and with little help from the twins, we try to decipher the messages given to us from the great Black Phillip. You are laid to witness the G.O.A.T. of all podcasts. Let the devilish sounds wash over you, and enjoy. Creepy Kali fends off crows from her bosoms, while decrepit Dallas get's buried with his mom. Please join us all in the woods, and float up unto thy lords lap. As always you can find us at the settlement, 2 days horseback @showunreel and also give us your blashpemy at our email firstname.lastname@example.org
113 minutes | Jun 30, 2020
The Evil Dead (1981)
The Evil Dead (1981)The Evil Dead (1981) is the most interesting live action Pokémon adaption made to date. Trigger warning: this movie may give you PTS-Tree. You’ll never look at branches the same way again. Slip on your bathrobe and join Spooky Jake, Decrepit Dal, and Kreepy Kal on a misty run through the woods.Chat Conversation EndType a message...Chat Conversation EndType a message, @name...Chat Conversation EndType a message, @name...
120 minutes | Jun 23, 2020
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
This episode we are awakening the Dead, Giant bats, and a Merman. Join us at the control booth as we pump pheromones into Studio Spooky, where for the first time ever, we are all together. The sound quality has improved eerily. Kreepy Kali is blowing the sea shell, and calling all listeners to come and enjoy. Decrepit Dal is trying to conceal his husband's bulge. So come down to the cellar and choose your own adventure! If you have to, call us on the red phone and reach us @ShowUnreel or email us at email@example.com Thanks for listening.
98 minutes | Jun 13, 2020
The Exorcist (1973)
We are ready to open this can of Pea Soup and bring you this ultimate, almost 50 year old commentary. Listeners beware because Spooky Jake is figuring out audio recording through the last days of quarantine. We will soon be back all together around the Ouija board to summon Captain Howdy. Never fear, our piss is still surmounting on a rug somewhere as the priest plays piano. You can catch Creepy Kali trying to take the upside down stairs to a conversation regarding this prestigious piece of work. No one could ever forget this amazing audio in this film. Speaking of amazing audio. We bring to you the dulcet tones of the Decrepit Dal! The sustenance of squalor, mind you. The show is brought to you by Anderson's Pea Soup. Thank you for listening as always and tell us what you think. find us on Unreelpictureshow@gmail.com or if you really wanna find us try @showUnreel
73 minutes | Jun 6, 2020
It Follows (2014)
I know everyone has been wondering what will Follow our last episode. Now you have it. Spooky Jake worked on this tirelessly while running from the likes and subscribes to bring this well conducted and enunciated work of pure art and cinematography. I hope you enjoy what the toiling and rigger has dealt upon your little ears. We are unfortunately without Dallas on this fearful escape from vapid paranormal sexual entities. Fear not because Spook man and the Kal will fill that which is to be desired. Please enjoy this episode but dare not lose your peripheral latitude and keep your socks pulled up with plenty of piss in them. Ha ha. as always follow @showunreelHate and subscribe
99 minutes | May 20, 2020
The Thing (1982)
We passed our blood tests, tied ourselves to the couch, and poured ourselves a nice glass of Jim Beam on the rocks to bring you this podcast. On Unreel Horror Show this week, we are covering John Carpenter's “The Thing”! None of us can truly trust one another as we take you through this amazing horror classic. So lock yourself in a tool shed with your noose and enjoy listening to the show! As always, we are spoiling the entire movie. If you want to give us tips, ideas, or just scream into the isolated snowscape, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or on Twitter @ShowUnreel. Thanks for listening!
75 minutes | May 11, 2020
The Babadook (2014)
The Unreel Picture Show has blossomed out of the cocoon behind the crack in the wall and emerged as a terrifying fully formed horror podcast. Welcome to The Unreel Horror Show! On this quest through our deepest grief and bereavement we are joined by Kali & Dallas. Small children will be thrown out of tree houses and you will be nonplussed! Senior citizens will not listen to their bingo numbers as they are called! All of this and more with the guidance of our haunted hosts. I suggest you enjoy this audio nightmare with a fresh bowl of worms.Thanks for listening email us with suggestions Unreelpictureshow@gmail.comtweet us @Showunreel
84 minutes | May 5, 2020
Hellraiser (1987) ft. Dallas
We are playing with the puzzle box and showing such sights to you (showing your ears).Discussing the iconic classic horror film Hellraiser which spawned a ton of sequels, and I hear a new HBO series is in the works as well. Cenobites pop out at you, a bum eats crickets, and even a shrimp man wall crawling thing. Dallas is featured on the show for the first time and if you want to imagine what he looks like just think of Butterball.Thanks for joining us and as always we are spoiling the shit out of this movie.Add to the conversation by email at Unreelpictureshow@gmail.comor on twitter @unreelpictures1
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