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It’s been a hot minute. There’s some changes to the show. If they’re terrible, it’s because GitHub Copilot wrote them.Intro: Not Mrs. Brian BurkettSponsor: [ top secret ]Teamsters RansomwareWhite House & MisinformationGitHub Copilot

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Jeff Goldblum can get his Mac to connect to a whole goddamn alien mothership but I can’t get my Airpods Max to connect to my Mac. That makes sense.NEXT EPISODE WILL BE LIVE ON YOUTUBE 6/8/21 @ 8PM PTvisit our twitter page twitter.com/unmuzzledfm for the URLIntro: OnlyFansSponsor: polyzag.comCloset of ShameFucking Flashcards?!Death From AboveGot Tomato?Uncensored FacebookNo Room at the Inn

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Crafting the perfect away message is a skillset we lost in the 90's. Moody song lyrics? Cryptic "don't bother me"? It's all so tough to choose. Anyway, Bryan decided to get married, so we'll be back on May 12th, probably. We're still working on our timing. 

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Have you always wanted to be publicly humiliated by a luxury car company? Boy, is this the episode for you. Horse-GiraffesWe’re Giving Away RVsBMW’s New Kink Sponsor:Shake up shopSylvain BauvaisMirror WorldThe Glasst StrawHome Market Findsbeanie.at You Will Never Win at Candyland AgainThe Internets Pretty Hate MachineGot Vaccine?