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Madge and Dave talk all things Hot Pockets. (Originally from the week of January 24, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss the Superbowl food coma, House of Cards, Kevin Spacey, James Cromwell, Christina Applegate, Rachel Zoe, The Swan, Yoda, Chewbacca, Rex Reed, Melissa McCarthy and Jason Bateman. Plus, new feature Hunch a Bunch, Ben Affleck Got Robbed Again and I Don't Get Blake Lively. Also, bad handshake do overs, no sideboob, people who agree to disagree and why buying lottery tickets with coworkers is a bad idea. Oh, and Madge gets all Nicki Minaj on people. (Week of February 4, 2012)

Madge and Dave discuss the woman who eats couch cushions. (Originally from the week of January 17, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Barbara Walters, Taco Bell, Jason London, Amy Adams, John Kerry's face and Leann Rimes. Plus, Ben Affleck Got Robbed, I Don't Get Nicki Minaj, the Football Minute and Netflix. Also, gross floss, ludicrous woodwind instruments, people who share gum and a listener unload about Burger King's horse meat. Oh, and Madge and Dave audition for their own version of American Idol. (Week of January 28, 2012)

Madge and Dave explain why running, and a slew of other useless sports just plain suck. (Originally from the week of January 15, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Beyonce, The Today Show, Charlie Brown, Star Wars, The Bachelor's one armed girl, Barbara Walters, Manti Teo, Top Gun and J.J. Abrams. Plus, pronouncing Oscar nominee's names, Ben Affleck Got Robbed and another edition of Pop Culture Quiz. Also, Shazam, buffets, old talk show hosts and I Don't Get Marc Anthony. Oh, and Madge remembers the three rules of Gremlins. (Week of January 21, 2012)

Madge and Dave discuss bad food memories and experiences. (Originally from the week of December 27, 2010)

Madge and Dave discuss the podcast love, Diff'rent Strokes, Lance Armstrong, Megan Fox, Julia Stiles, Jodie Foster, American Idol and Howard Stern. Plus, finding heads at the airport, New Feature Midget in a Backpack, I Don't Get Sandra Oh, and we still can't get through Lincoln. Also, people who get sayings wrong, don't use bathroom soap and the infestation of candles. Oh, and Madge channels Miss Piggy. (Week of January 14, 2012)

Madge and Dave discuss how they battled a drug-crazed fugitive. (Originally from the week of January 10, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Monica Potter's Patrick Stewart bald cap, Charlie Sheen, Megan Fox, the People's Choice Awards, Golden Globes and Oscars. Also, Incontinence or Blank, The Boring-est and new feature Ben Affleck Got Robbed. Plus, nudity on TV, I Don't Get Whoopi Goldberg, bullshit shirts and crazy people who think you're friends because you drive the same car. Oh, and Dave speaks sushi. (Week of January 7, 2012)

Madge and Dave unload about alligators, lions and chimpanzees, oh my. (Week of December 17, 2010)

Madge and Dave return from beyond to discuss everything they missed unloading about in 2012.  Such things like Linsday Lohan, Rhianna, Amanda Bynes, Owl City, The Hunger Games and zombies. Also, new feature The Boring-est, I Don't Get Helen Hunt and a listener unload about ear lobe discs. Plus, the uselessness of gymnastics and gym wipers. Oh, and Madge sees spiders. (Week of December 31, 2012)

Madge and Dave obsess over expiration dates. (Originally from December 11, 2010)

Madge and Dave discuss where they've been, when they're coming back and why they were gone. Oh, and Madge lifts us up where we belong. (Week of November 7, 2011)

Madge and Dave give thanks in their own back-handed compliment kind of way. (Originally from November 25, 2010)

Madge and Dave discuss Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Charlie Sheen, The Emmys, Big Brother, Star Wars and the Lion King (again). Also, another edition of Shut Up, I Don't Get Desperate Housewives and why Lost's Matthew Fox is an ass. Plus, why fantasy football is like a ponzi scheme, why Madge hates dumb people and why cats are evil. Oh, and Dave forgets all about the floats. (Week of September 12, 2011)

Madge and Dave decide their own life problems are nothing compared to the ones on soap operas. (Originally from the week of November 15, 2010)

Madge and Dave intervene against the soda can tappers, food blowers, beer defoamers and nose juice rubbers. (Week of September 12, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss Reese Witherspoon, Eddie Murphy, Back to the Future, Katie Couric, Sarah Jessica Parker, Oprah, Lady Gaga, Pauly D, Chris Harrison and Nick Swardson. Plus new features Shut Up! and Boring Interview Announcement of the Week. Also, garage sales, schweddy balls, contagious movies, paper cuts, warm nuts and idiotic competitive eating. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase 'treazzzzurrreeee.' (Week of September 5, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss the gross factor of cruise ship vacations. Plus, Madge & Dave remember their first date. (Originally from the week of November 8, 2010)