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Randi thinks Cort has weird opinions.  Or opinions about weird things.  In this episode, Randi kicks things off with a warning to Cort - before talking trash, Facebook, the Mandalorian and more.

Randi and Cort dive deep into the Hilaria Baldwin "fake accent" controversy, plus chat about nose whistling and their 13-year-old's "sleep shopping" problem.   Randi continues to NOT be impressed by Cort's famous relatives. And what did Cort do wrong this week?

Randi and Cort talk about death... as in WHO they think will die first. Plus, first experiences with babies and a deep dive into the nation's political divide. Cort thinks he has it figured out.

New year, new episode.  Hear what Randi and Cort have been up to, including big changes in the work world for Randi.  On this episode we talk World War II, an attempted coup (World War III?) and What Cort Did Wrong this Week.

Randi and Cort address the elephant in the room: Ellen. Is she a monster? Plus, who tops the kindness list for Randi when it comes to celebrities? Cort really loves Cocoa Pebbles. And what did Cort do wrong this week?  Hint: it involves chips.

Randi and Cort talk about life after more than 4 months of staying at home during the pandemic, including what has prompted both of them to delete Facebook on their phones.   Plus - does Cort have an obsession with This Old House?  Probably.  And what did Cort do wrong this week?

The P'Pool-Johnson family is in their 4th week of quarantine, and things not normal. Randi and Cort talk about "sending" the girls back to school, and when they think things will get back to normal. Plus, Cort's dish washing skills are up for debate. 

It's Day #2 of Corona-Quarantine... but it might as well be day #302. Randi and Cort talk about restaurants and bars closing down in Oregon, what it's like to grow up in a big family, and handshakes.

It's quarantine time, which means Randi and Cort have nothing better to do than bring the podcast back. Speaking of which, Randi can't quarantine, Cort doesn't make good eye contact, and why does Randi hate the Oregon Coast?

What to do with that old placenta? Randi and Cort have an idea.  Plus, when is it too early to set up for Christmas? And, have public schools become too PC?

Randi and Cort talk about his anger management issues (which he doesn't think he has), bad moms and leftovers. 

Randi and Cort are back (again), with a lot to talk about, including the passing of their beloved basset/beagle hound, Rosco. Plus, a discussion about group texts, are people actually funny, and does Sloane need an iPhone 11 for Christmas.

Randi and Cort have returned from the "wedding of the century."   Plus, they take a look at Cort's stand-up comedy chops - their first date, and what's up with Area 51.

Randi and Cort are back with a new episode, and despite Cort THINKING he had made the audio sound better... it was actually worse.  But hang in there! Hear about Cort and Randi's earthquake plan, where they hide their important documents - and what does Randi REALLY think about Taylor Swift.  

Randi and Cort have a bad experience at Quinn's choir concert, and it had nothing to do with singing.  Plus, has Cort has become one of "those" people?  Randi feels guilty, about everything.  And... what did Cort do wrong this week?

The mom in Randi comes out in this episode of Unholy Matrimony. Cort and Randi talk energy drinks, climbing Mount Everest and high school clicks. Oh, and Drake.  Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week?

What is Randi having for lunch?  Find out in this episode of Unholy Matrimony. Plus, Randi is putting the family at risk because she gets cold.

The Jonas Brothers are back at it.  Cort doesn't care, and it comes as a shock to Randi.  Cort looks for advice in dealing with a pesky neighborhood robin, and Randi lets us know about one of her bucket list items.  Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week?

It's been a while, but Randi & Cort are back with Episode 10, which was actually recorded a month ago. In this episode, they talk about the college/university bribery scandal, edibles, Randi's new job and Cort's poor restaurant etiquette.

Randi and Cort are back from Hawaii (they went to Hawaii last week, in case Cort didn't say anything).  Cort wonders what restaurant Randi would choose to eat at if she could have free food for a year, while Randi deep dives into the new HBO documentary series about Michael Jackson.  Plus, no more limos for prom?