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The Dungeoneers discuss end-of-life issues. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Special Guest: Pat Piper.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression Dungeon

The Dungeoneers discuss things their parents are doing. And, then, Jeremy discusses his first dispensary experience. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:Nutricost Melatonin 5mg, 240 Capsules - 5mg Per Serving, Non-GMO, Gluten Free: Health & Personal CareWhat is Celiac Disease? | Celiac Disease FoundationHarold and Maude - WikipediaHarold and Maude (1971) - IMDbChem Scout aka Chemscout Marijuana Strain Information | LeaflyMedical Marijuana Dispensary | Fresh Green Dispensaries | Kansas CityExistentialism - WikipediaAn Existentialist Reading of “Brave New World” | by Arthur Shi | Arthur’s Blog | MediumThe Plague - Kindle edition by Camus, Albert. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.The Stranger (Vintage International) eBook: Camus, Albert, Matthew Ward: Kindle Store

The Dungeoneers discuss fake elections, Mythic Quest, frog eggs, and gender tropes. Congratulations on the win, Jane Michael. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:Amazon.com: Star Wars The Child Animatronic Edition with Over 25 Sound and Motion Combinations, The Mandalorian Toy for Kids Ages 4 and Up: Toys & GamesMythic Quest: Raven's Banquet on Apple TV+Halt and Catch Fire (TV series) - WikipediaFor a Disney Plus Show, ‘The Mandalorian’ Is Getting Awfully DarkLovecraft Country - Official Website for the HBO Series - HBO.comLovecraft Country Radio (The Official Podcast)South Park - Season 24, Ep. 1 - The Pandemic Special - Full Episode | Comedy Central22 countries where voting is mandatory | PBS NewsHour

Joy carved pumpkins while Pat Piper from The Shakes fills in to talk about rice congee, all the media in the world, and pandemic holiday plans. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Special Guest: Pat Piper.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:The Shakes Episode 82: Elsa's Let It Go GazpachoBest Kale Soup Recipe - How To Make Kale SoupHow to Make Congee (Chinese Rice Porridge)The horrible thing you never knew about ducksThe Shakes Episode 101: Playtime in the Caligula PoolUncle Weepy's Depression Dungeon Episode 125: Bullshit ArtistRichard Ayoade - CountdownThe Best of Richard Ayoade on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown! - YouTubeThe Day Today - Wikipedia‘Ted Lasso’ Renewed For Season 3 By Apple – DeadlineHannah Waddingham - IMDbCersei's Walk of Atonement for Indian TV: CENSORED THRONE! - YouTubeJoearthur Gatestack (Red/White Distressed) – Three KCLovecraft Country (TV series) - WikipediaLovecraft Country (novel) - WikipediaEvil | NetflixSpace Force | Netflix Official SiteNoises Off... (1992) - IMDbEPIX | Get ShortyMy Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman | Netflix Official SiteThe Trial of the Chicago 7 | Netflix Official SiteThe Cabin with Bert Kreischer | Netflix Official SiteKim's Convenience | NetflixCrazyhead | Netflix Official SiteTeenage Bounty Hunters | Netflix Official SiteCobra Kai | Netflix Official SiteHalt and Catch Fire | Netflix

Jeremy introduces you to The Greasy Strangler. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:The Greasy Strangler | Prime VideoThe Greasy Strangler - WikipediaJames Franco’s Movie Column: ‘The Greasy Strangler’ and Fake Penises | IndieWire‘The Greasy Strangler’: Just Maybe the Weirdest Movie Ever - The New York TimesJim Hosking | CommercialsAn Evening with Beverly Luff Linn (2018) - IMDbWatch Assholes | Prime VideoWatch Gas Pump Girls | Prime VideoWatch Oily Maniac | Prime VideoWatch Video Dead | Prime VideoWatch Gags The Clown | Prime VideoWatch The Thingy: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta | Prime VideoWatch Bone Tomahawk | Prime VideoRubber (2010 film) - Wikipedia

We love you. Love us back. Another catch-up episode from the vault. In this episode: Breonna Taylor, Paul's wacky neighbors, Jeremy's old naked Asian, sadness, mystery, and Media Corner. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:‘The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance’ Canceled After One Season By Netflix – Deadline‘Good guys are demonized, criminals are canonised’: One of the officers in Breonna Taylor raid speaks out in fiery email | The Independent

The Dungeoneers discuss the folklore behind Pom Poko and find out what's happening on NextDoor. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:‘Pom Poko’ is a movie that’s balls to the walls weird. – Scoop's Animation CornerWe Need To Talk About 'Pom Poko', Studio Ghibli's Horniest Film | SyrupThe Animal With The Most Legendary Testicles In The WorldThe Raccoon Scrotum Monster, and Other Awful Creatures from 1800s Japanese Artwork (NSFW)Lion's Choice – Lion's Choice

Good gravy, are these folks angry. So much pandemic and political talk. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:Drost Project: The Visual Guide to Porcine Reproduction: Penis and PrepucePenile infection? I think... maybe... | BackYardHerds - Goats, Horses, Sheep, Pigs & moreCall-out culture: how to get it right (and wrong) | Life and style | The GuardianHow to avert a post-Election Day nightmare in 2020 - VoxTweak the Vote | Radiolab | WNYC StudiosRanked Choice Voting in Maine | Maine State Legislature

Joy has to work late and misses a chat with guest Merlin Mann. Merlin, Paul, and Jeremy turn the episode into a delightfully deep Media Corner segment. Yes. We can hear you, Clem Fandango. Paul shares a dream. Merlin returns fire. In the end, Paul and Jeremy are satisfied with their care. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Special Guest: Merlin Mann.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) / TwitterDo By FridayCalifornia KingReconcilable Differences - Relay FMRoderick on the Line - Merlin Mann5by5 | Back to WorkLargest Amusement & Waterpark in the Midwest | Mason, Ohio | Kings IslandLions Kill Park Attendant After He Leaves His Jeep - The New York TimesThe Untold Story of Kings Island's Fatal Lion MaulingBeverly Hills Supper Club fire - WikipediaEleven people killed in a stampede outside Who concert in Cincinnati, Ohio - HISTORYBob Trumpy - WikipediaMerlin Mann on Twitter: "I didn’t say it." / TwitterWhy The Breakfast Club Sucks - The CommentatorJeffrey Jones - WikipediaSurprisingly ProblematicWhy do so many people hate Pulp Fiction? - QuoraJustWatchWho Else HATED 'Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri?'‎Literally! With Rob Lowe on Apple PodcastsAn Oral History of the OfficePaley Center The Office - YouTubePaley Center Parks and Recreation - YouTubeMerlin Mann on Twitter: "A Unified Field Theory of the Mike Schuriverse: * The Office - Can I be loved? * Parks and Rec - Can I be useful? * Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Can I be respected? * The Good Place - Can I be redeemed? It’s basically The New Testament, only funny. Thanks for coming to my TED talk." / Twitter"Yes I Can Hear You Clem Fandango!" | Toast Of London Supercut - YouTubeGrand Designs - YouTubeLeslie Nielsen | A Serious Talent | A Docu-Mini - YouTubeJohn Candy | Everybody's Uncle Buck | A Docu-Mini - YouTubeChris Farley | A Lasting Impression | A Docu-Mini - YouTubeTeppanyaki - YouTubeOlive Wagyu in Japan - The rarest Steak in the World - YouTubeHow a Master Sushi Chef Creates the Perfect Japanese Omelette: Tamago — Omakase - YouTubeAdam Savage’s Tested - YouTubeGadget Man - YouTubeNaked Meat Core | Do By FridayBorpus | Do By FridayThe Butterfield Diet Plan 🍰 | The Peter Serafinowicz Show - BBC - YouTubeThe Shakes Episode 90: Faith, Fuel and False FlagsOpinion | What You Should Know Before You Need a Ventilator - The New York Times40 Mandela Effect Examples - What Is The Mandela Effect DefinitionNumber One Observatory Circle - WikipediaWhy Doesn’t Disney+ Have More Muppet Stuff? | Vanity FairSnuff Box - Boyfriend Scenes - YouTube

The Dungeoneers visit with Tim Smith for the second time (Jeremy lost the original session). The group has a contest to see who has the oldest podcast, Jeremy tells about the time he drunkenly fawned over Ze Frank, and WPPY-TV is on the air... sort of. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Special Guest: Tim Smith.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:The Shakes Episode 84: Survive, Evade and Get Ripped with David ReesThe Shakes Episode 85: Challenge Coin: ACCEPTED with John RoderickTimmmmy 👨🏽‍💻🌈🌹 (@smithtimmytim) / TwitterTim Smith (@smithtimmytim) is a geek, coffee snob, and maker of stuff - Timothy B. Smith10up | finely crafted websites and toolsJeremy Fuksa is a unicorn (Away from Keyboard #9) |> News and podcasts for developers |> ChangelogWPPY TV — Public Access For Excess. We'll Get There.

The Dungeoneers sit with Dr. Don Schaffner, food scientist at Rutgers University. The group goes deep on food and COVID-19 as well as the Disney+ version of "Hamilton." Jeremy and Don also nerd out on Scouting stuff, particularly Wood Badge. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Special Guest: Dr. Don Schaffner.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:Don Schaffner 🦠 (@bugcounter) / TwitterDepartment of Food Science at Rutgers SEBSFood Safety TalkRisky or Not?The Bathroom Boys | Do By FridayPOTENTIAL FOR FOODBORNE TRANSMISSION OF COVID-19: LITERATURE REVIEW UPDATE 2Exaggerated risk of transmission of COVID-19 by fomites

We had a technical catastrophe with this week's audio files. So, instead of the guest host we were going to bring, we're giving you an episode of The Shakes in which Paul makes his first appearance. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. Friends with money gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Special Guest: Pat Piper.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression Dungeon

The Dungeoneers sit with their first official guest, Greg Storey, Senior Director of Executive Programs at InVision. We talk SXSW, design, cigarette ads, and zines. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Special Guest: Greg Storey.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:The Male Mystique: Men's Magazine Ads of the 1960s and '70s: Boyreau, Jacques#14: How The Sausage Is Made on VimeoWhoopie Pies I Recipe | AllrecipesMy journey from Marine to actor | Adam DriverMilton Glaser. Dylan. 1966 | MoMAMilton Glaser | Biography

The Dungeoneers begin to look inward to see how to be more inclusive people. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:The Embarrassment of Democrats Wearing Kente-Cloth Stoles | The New Yorker

We hurt for all marginalized, oppressed, and abused Americans. We especially hurt for the black community as the nation takes to the streets in protest. The Dungeoneers discuss how they can do better to fight for equality. Completely unedited episode. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:Despite Laws And Lawsuits, Quota-Based Policing Lingers : NPRFirst Lady of the United States - WikipediaThe Most Awkward Photo Everjohn roderick on Twitter: "Look at this kid carefully. He’s not a conservative plant or a proud boy, he’s a hipster anarchist, a purity leftist who thinks he’s being an ally. These kids initiate violence but they aren’t agent provocateurs. They think they’re being rad, hating on cops, fucking shit up." / TwitterTrump’s Church Photo Op: All the Absurd DetailsTiffany Trump, Marla Maples Post for George Floyd | PEOPLE.com"Destruction of property is not a valid form of protest"

We didn't feel like we should release an episode last week, so we're releasing it all this week. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression Dungeon

The top 20 movies we've never seen and never will. Plus lots of misremembering the past. It doesn't scale. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:(1) An Illustrated Talk With Maurice Sendak | The New York Times - YouTubeIn the Night Kitchen - WikipediaForce lightning | Wookieepedia | FandomTrump face mask for children kids adults meme Trump mask | EtsyDonald Trump US President USA Trump Face Mask POTUS | EtsyFunny Smile Face Mask Cover Open Mouth Teeth Laughing | Etsy(1) Annoying Orange - YouTube

In this final episode of the daily quarantine check-in series, everything falls apart because Jeremy is tired. We'll be back to our weekly schedule next week! We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression Dungeon

We've all got back problems and Vitamin D deficiency. But that's OK. Dr. Paul Armstrong is here. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression Dungeon

The need to pee without leaving one's stadium seat leads the Dungeoneers down a particularly bizarre Amazon rabbit hole. We love you. Love us back. Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong. Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours. Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.Support Uncle Weepy's Depression DungeonLinks:Undercover Office Potty - SNL - YouTubeMens Stash Boxers Hidden Pocket - Speak Easy Style Secret Briefs Rave Underwear at Amazon Men’s Clothing storeAmazon.com: HAMUHA Male Urinal Bag Pee Bag Portable Wearable Men's Urinal Elastic Waistband Toilet Elastic Waistband Urine Replacement Collector (L): Health & Personal CareAmazon.com: Duro-Med Portable Wearable Men's Urinal, Elastic Waistband, 20 Ounce Bag, One Size Fits Most: Health & Personal CareAmazon.com: The Tinkle Belle Female Urination Device | Portable Urinal with Case! Stand to Urinate While Staying Fully Clothed! Easy, Compact, Reliable for Surgery, Bad Knees, Hip Issues, Frequent Urination: Health & Personal CareAmazon.com - YSNBM PP Pots Bedpan Plastics Urinal Bedpan Urinal Potty for Chamberpot Potty for Chamber Pot with Lid Toilet Commode Potty with Lid & Handle 4.5 Litre Urinals, Urine Buckets (Color : Green) -Amazon.com: Urination Device Catheter Bags Urine Collection Drainage Bag Female Wearable Urinal Portable Reusable Women Urine Bag: Health & Personal CareAmazon.com: Silicone Urine Collector with 2 Urine Catheter Bags, 3 Type Optional for Man Woman Elderly (Women Type) Reusable Portable Male Comfort Fit Advantage Urinal System: Health & Personal CareAmazon.com: Standing Urinals for Women Female Urination Device, Women Standing Pee Portable Urinal Funnel Lets Pee Standing Up, Reusable Urinal Pee Funnel for Travel, Camping, Hike, Outdoor, Pregnancy Use, 2 Pack: Health & Personal CareAmazon.com: DXVLOIW Female Urination Device Women's Thick Splash-Proof Foolproof Urinal Portable Reusable Collapsible Silicone Urinal Easy-to-Clean Outdoor Silicone Pee Funnel with Drawstring Storage Bag: Health & Personal Care